The Diaper Commercials-Incomplete

The Diaper Commercials

Voice off Camera: Do you need to dispose of special trash but you don't have a bag big enough? Don't worry! Huggies has the solution. Here is a bag for disposing of special trash.

In the screen there is a young mother trying to put a kid (seven or eight year old) full mummified in diapers inside a trash bag, but the bag is too small.

A bag of Huggies cover the entire screen. It is almost the same as the normal Huggies bags, but in the right upper corner has a white ribbon with "special bag to dispose of trash" in golden letters

Voice off camera: Big enough for your trash and you can fill the rest with wet and dirty diapers and the unused ones that you are throwing away.

The young mother appears next to the bag and puts the diaper-wrapped kid inside easily. The bag reaches the woman’s waist. Then she throws a handful of messy diapers inside      and then a handful of unused clean diapers at the same time that the voice is talking about.

Voice off Camera: Then you can close it and throw it knowing that nothing could leak from inside.

The camera could see the kid in the bag squirming and wiggling.  Muffled whimpers could be heard under the music and the voice while the smiling mother got the bag threw it into a compactor and then the mother turn the compactor on.

Voice off Camera: Less expensive than other bags, and in a big range of sizes.

A similar bag to the one showed, appeared in front of a white background. Then other bigger appear behind the first one, and then other and other. Until there is seven or eight bags. The young woman appears smiling and points at the bags with her hands. (The biggest of the bags easily 6 foot height)

The last scene is a group of toddlers clapping before being sent to the compactor in the same recycled bags.

Scene opens as Mother and her thickly diapered toddler are walking over to a large box of Huggies diaper disposal bags.

Mother leans down and checks her baby's diaper for wetness by pulling the waistband elastics back.

She then lifts her toddler boy up and tries to fumble around with the opening of the ordinary diaper disposal bag.

Diapered boy: Why are you opening that trash bag Mommy? What are the bags for mommy? They look just like the diaper packages that my diapers come in mommy.

Mommy? Are we going in front of all those cameras Mommy?

Boy’s Blonde Mom: Yes

Diapered Boy: What is that BIG thing over there with all those bags of diapers in it mommy? What is that thing for?

The Huggies' melody starts sounding. Scene fades in showing a mother changing a 4 year old. The toddler is lying in a changing table behind him is an Unopened Huggies Bag. The Bag has Huggies Baby Steps for Him in big blue letters appeared at the side of a number 6. The sides are blue and a diapered boy standing up in a side wearing the diaper.

The Boy’s Mom raises her boy’s legs and slides an open blue Huggies diaper under his little ass.

She pulls it between her boy’s legs and fastens the tapes.

Diapered Boy: gurgle, gurgle, coo, coo and smile

Boy’s Mom: Do you want another Huggies?

Diapered Boy: Yes mommy! I love Huggies! They are so nice and thick....and so nice and comfy too!

The Boy’s Mom smiled at her boy as she opened another diaper, slid it under the first diaper, then pulled it between his legs and then fastened the tapes.

Diapered Boy: Ah! That..feels...so..soft mommy!

The boy’s mother smiles at her boy as she fastened the Huggies diaper tightly.

Voice off camera: You can trust Huggies.

Fade in: the Boy is standing in the center of a room. His mother comes near him with a garbage bag.

Boy’s Mother: It is time for your disposal Timmy. Said the mother smiling to her boy while she opened the garbage bag.

Diapered Boy: Mommy! I don't wanna be in the trash! That bag is REALLY BIG Mommy! It has a lot of diapers in it!

Boy’s Mother: But it's good for you. Timmy. Said the boy’s mother while she lowered the opening so her diapered boy can put his feet inside.

Diapered Boy: I won't fit in there with all of those diapers mommy!!! This bag is going to RIP and all of the diapers will fall out!

Inside the bag, there are 40 loose, unrolled, open-faced wet disposable Huggies Diapers. The smooth sides of the plastic bag crinkle loudly as the mother slides and lowered her thickly diapered boy down into the black trash bag filled with heavy, wet diapers.

Boy’s Mother: Come on Timmy. Is the biggest garbage bag in the supermarket!

Diapered Boy: But Mommy! This bag looks THIN! This bag looks like it will rip!

Boy’s Mother: You are right darling. Come inside perhaps it hold your weight.

Diapered Boy: But MOMMY! Its, its, its dark in here mommy! Look! I can almost see through this bag mommy! It’s all smooth and black in here mommy! All of these stinky wet Huggies diapers in here are going to fall out mommy1 LOOK! The bag is already starting to leak!!!

The boy’s mother tried to close the bag, but it ripped and all the wet diapers scatter

around her feet.

Diapered Boy: UH OH! We got a big mess here mommy! what are you going to do mommy??? All of my wet diapers are starting to leak on the floor mommy!

Boy’s Mother: And this was the biggest one! What can I do?

Voice of off camera announcer: Don't worry! Huggies has the solution. Here is the special bag for disposing of that special trash.

Diapered Boy: HEY! What kind of bag is that??? That looks like it is a very STRONG bag Mommy! Look at how many diapers are in there and how heavy those diapers are mommy!

A bag of Huggies cover the entire screen. It is the same as the Huggies Baby Steps, but it had Huggies Special Disposal Bags in golden letters. The sides are golden and you can see a diapered boy standing up on the side.

A zoom in showed the mommy and the thickly diapered toddler walking by a road that lead to the golden bag.

Diapered Boy: HEY! What kind of bag is that??? That looks like it is a very STRONG bag Mommy! Look at how many diapers are in there and how heavy those diapers are mommy!

Boy’s Mother: Yes, darling. Said the boy’s mother while the side of the golden bag opened and both the diapered boy and his mother entered inside.

Diapered Boy: Mommy! This is a bag smells good! It smells nice and sweet in here!

There is a bright light showing from inside the bag. The bag sparkles and the smell of heavy baby powder could be smelled.

the golden bag lowers down to the ground and comes to rest near where the big messy piles of leaking wet Huggies diapers are. The bag settles near the piles of diapers.

The tada sound is heard.

The bag opens up and some golden light shows out of the dark pink bag with a black liner inside

Diapered Boy: MOMMY! that bag looks good mommy! that…is a very BIG bag mommy!

Boy’s Mother: You are right, darling!

The boy’s mother opened the bag and a golden light shone from inside.

Diapered Boy: WOW Mommy! this bag looks pretty mommy!

The boy’s mother looks delighted as she looks at her diapered boy.

Boy’s Mother: Do you want try it, darling?

The boy’s mother lowers her boy into the bag and there are already over ten unrolled wet golden disposable Huggies diapers inside. The boy is wearing only two thick and bulky Huggies diapers that crinkle loudly when he moves. A little bit of wetness dribbles from near the boy's butt cheeks from wetting so much.

Diapered Boy: Yes mommy! can I go in there? Look Mommy! A fort! Can this be my tent mommy? PLEASE??? I want one exactly like this mommy!

Boy’s Mother: You can go inside if you like, darling. Look! It's full of golden diapers!

Diapered Boy: Wow! I bet those diapers are nice and soft too mommy!!! Can I have one of those shiny diapers mommy? They look so comfy mommy! They are like sitting on a cloud! OH-SO fluffy and soft!

The boy’s mother inserts her hand in the golden light and takes out a golden diaper bigger than the diaper her boy is wearing.

Boy’s Mother: Yes, darling. We are going to try them.

fade in: showing the changing table and the boy’s mother is sliding one of the golden diapers under her boy’s butt. It is two times thicker and softer than the two diapers he was wearing.

Diapered Boy: Wow Mommy! These diapers go up to my nipples too mommy! They are so fluffy soft!

The boy’s mother pulls the diaper between her boy’s legs and it covers up to his nipples. A 30 in number is drawn in the front.

Diapered Boy: These diapers smell good too mommy! They smell like baby powder!

mommy!

Boy’s Mother: Yes, darling.

The boy’s mother smells the diaper and then smiles at her boy.

Boy’s Mother: We are going to use all of them. The boy’s mother said.

A zoom in to your tummy showed the number 30 that is changing to 29, 28, 27 more and more faster. Until it appears a star. A zoom out show the same changing table.

Boy’s Mother: Look, darling the last one. Are you ready to go inside?

Diapered Boy: In that bag??

Boy’s Mother: Yes! The boy’s mother then smiles at her boy.

Diapered Boy: I can barely walk mommy! these diapers are so thick between my legs Mommy! They make me walk funny!

Boy’s Mother: Don't worry, they are special for you. Do you want start?

Diapered Boy: HEY! Why are you putting me in here? That is ONE BIG trash can full of dirty diapers!!! HEY! How come all of these dirty diapers are pouring in on me???

MOMMY???? MOMMY???? Why are there so many diapers coming in here! HEY! Someone is throwing packs of Huggies diapers in here too! They aren't even opened yet!!! The bag keeps getting filled mommy!! Can't you hear me mommy? The diapers in here are really heavy!!

Boy’s Mother: Yes, darling. It is ok. You will be well inside.

The boy’s mother said while she closed the bag.

Diapered Boy: Mommy! the bag is closing mommy! HEY! MOMMY! I am in the bag! It's closing!

The bag closed with a cinching and crinkling sound.

Announcer voice off camera: Then you can close it and throw it knowing that nothing could leak from inside.

There is a scene of the outside part of the bag, while the toddler tries to escape from the bag. His voice sounded muffled.

Look at all of those clean diapers in there mommy! It's almost like I am going into a bag of pillows mommy! they smell so nice...and sweet!

fairydiaper:

trashydiaperedman: trashydiaperedman: trashydiaperedman: the golden light starts to glow around the bag

trashydiaperedman: the bag starts to sparkle in the bright light

trashydiaperedman:

trashydiaperedman: trashydiaperedmanfairydiaper: trashydiaperedman: This bag must be REALLy BIG!

trashydiaperedman: it's really STRONG MOMMY!

trashydiaperedman: The bag is almost filled up

trashydiaperedman: with wet and clean huggies diapers

trashydiaperedman: fairydiaper: trashydiaperedman: they are cinching the bag closed MOMMY!

MY Diapers!  My FAVORITE DIAPERS MOMMY! what is happening Mommy!! MOMMY! MOMMY! everything in here is bouncing!!! MOMMY!!! Where are you taking me??? The diapers are smearing all over me!! What is happening Mommy????

the bag stopped bouncing!! HEY! MOMMY! Where are you going mommy????

Why are you leaving me here???

Once the Huggies Special disposal bag is closed,  the boy’s mother grabs the bag and carries it to a compactor. The audience can hear the muffled voice of the toddler when the boy’s mother throws the bag to the compactor and pushes the button.

trashydiaperedman: trashydiaperedman: trashydiaperedman: trashydiaperedman: trashydiaperedman: trashydiaperedman: trashydiaperedman: fairydiaper: The momy smiled to the camera while the compactor finished working. It compact the bulged bag in a cube less than 1 feet and 5 inch of side.

trashydiaperedman: Mommy! everything is starting to press in on me! the diapers mommy! the wetness is starting to squish out all over me!!

trashydiaperedman: It's getting tighter and tighter in here!! HELP MOMMY!!!!!

trashydiaperedman: MOOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYYY!

trashydiaperedman: One of the open wet diapers presses into my face and against my diapered chest!

trashydiaperedman: All of a sudden i can't breathe!

trashydiaperedman: I pass out!

fairydiaper: Voice in Off: Special to muffle any sound and being unable to open from the inside.

trashydiaperedman: The compactor retracts

trashydiaperedman: another thickly diapered girl wearing a really soaked wet diaper is brought in front of the camera

trashydiaperedman: (I am the diapered girl)

trashydiaperedman: what am i supposed to do mommy?

trashydiaperedman: Is this a diaper commercial?

trashydiaperedman: this one gets to be in an "ORDINARY bag"

fairydiaper: garbage bag

trashydiaperedman: I am just hte toddler girl in thick leaky and wet diapers

fairydiaper: Yes, darling. Now we are going to dispose of you. Arent you happy?

trashydiaperedman: thinking that this is a diaper commercial and diaper disposal bag commercial

trashydiaperedman: Mommy? You are going to dispose of me? what is that?

trashydiaperedman: HEY! What is this guy doing to me???

fairydiaper: Is a game for real good kids.

trashydiaperedman: Why are you sticking your hands into my wet diapers???

trashydiaperedman: What is that smelly dark stuff you have in that spray bottle for?

trashydiaperedman: Is this part of the commercial Mommy?

fairydiaper: Yes, darling.

trashydiaperedman: what is this man getting me ready for??

trashydiaperedman: Mommy? will I get my diaper changed son?

trashydiaperedman: Soon?

trashydiaperedman: My diapers are soaking wet and I am leaking mommy!

fairydiaper: The director said that I started. So I get you and lay down in a changing table. I take off your leaking diapers and clean your diaper area with baby towels.

trashydiaperedman: Look at all of those big bags of clean diapers over there mommy!

fairydiaper: Are you ready to be disposed?

trashydiaperedman: What is that mommy?

fairydiaper: I asked smiling.

fairydiaper: A game for very good girls.

trashydiaperedman: what is that big thing over there that is loud?

fairydiaper: Do you want see it?

fairydiaper: I said while I double diaper you.

trashydiaperedman: Why are they putting all of those large bags that say HUGGIES diaper DISPOSAL bags on them?

fairydiaper: on what darling?

trashydiaperedman: WOW mommy! These huggies disposal diapers are VERY soft! how come you are using so much baby powder?

trashydiaperedman: those men are putting a lot of those large Huggiies bags into the big loud thing!

trashydiaperedman: Mommy?

fairydiaper: Yes darling. Now you are going to get ready to go there too. I grabbed you and put each one of your feet in a messy diaper with the liner upside so you are stepping in the poop. I tie them tightly with their tapes and start wrapping your body with messy diapers starting by your arms, then your chest, your legs and finally your head.

trashydiaperedman: HEY! Why are you doing this to me Mommy?

fairydiaper: I kissed you a last time before putting a poopy diaper over your eyes and fit it with its tapes around your head. The only part free is your mouth.

trashydiaperedman: these are poopy diapoers mommy!

trashydiaperedman: MOMMY!

trashydiaperedman: Where are you putting me!!

trashydiaperedman: It stinks in here mommy!

trashydiaperedman: how come they are putting all of these dirty diapers in here mommy? HELP! STOP!

fairydiaper: Then i made you step forward. You only could feel the poopy inside the diapers on your feet,so you can know that you have entered in a garbage bag. Invisible strings rise the bag and I start throwing handful and handful of dirty and wet disposable diapers, then I emptied new bags inside and insert a few unopen bags too. until it is completely fill.

trashydiaperedman: HEY! MOMMY! those are clean diapers!!

trashydiaperedman: those packs aren't even opened yet!

trashydiaperedman: Why are they coming in here???

trashydiaperedman: LET ME OUT!!

trashydiaperedman: What is happening!!!

fairydiaper: I don't need them, any more. I said before closing the garbage bag.

trashydiaperedman: HEY! Don't leave me in here!!!

trashydiaperedman: The bag sounds like it's going to tear under all of the weight

fairydiaper: One of the men throwing bags, grab the bag while I continue smiling to the camera.

trashydiaperedman: the announcer says;

fairydiaper: You can see the bulges of the toddler trying to get one.

fairydiaper: out

trashydiaperedman: MOMMY!

trashydiaperedman: Let me OUT!

trashydiaperedman: HEY! where are you taking me???

trashydiaperedman: PUT ME DOWN!!!

fairydiaper: Voice in OFF: Normal bags don't have out special muffled system.

fairydiaper: The man throw the bag inside the compactor and the mommy, smiling to the camera, push the button. The compactor start moving.

trashydiaperedman: HEY! what is that??/ HEY! It's making the diapers squish in on me! Make it STOP!!!!

trashydiaperedman: MOMMY! PLEASE!!! I am your STAR!!!

trashydiaperedman: HEY!!! My diapers!!! they are all...MESY! Get me out and clean ME UP!!

trashydiaperedman: the bag is starting to blow up!!

trashydiaperedman: I can't MOVE!!!

trashydiaperedman: It's getting tighter and TIGHTER in here!!!

fairydiaper: A mouthfull of diapers enter in your mouth when the compactor is at 50 percent of compression.

trashydiaperedman: MMMMMMMM!

trashydiaperedman: MMMMMMM! the firl screamed!!!

trashydiaperedman: Girl

trashydiaperedman: the girl screams at the top of her lungs before it gets so tight that her diaper begins to bulge up

fairydiaper: 75 percent of compression the bag started to bulge up.

trashydiaperedman: the bag begins to blow up like a balloon getting filled with too much air

trashydiaperedman: the girl passes out from all of the pressure and her leg snaps

trashydiaperedman: at the hip

fairydiaper: The compactor continue compacting all the bags together. It's now at ninety percent and there isn't any sound except the engine.

trashydiaperedman: girl's Dad: what do you all do with all of those diapers adn the kids in there after all of this is over?

fairydiaper: There's a  special machine that recycled everything.

trashydiaperedman: What? Do the kids get recycled into?

trashydiaperedman: what do all of those diapers get turned into?

trashydiaperedman: More diapers?

trashydiaperedman: Or trash batgs?

fairydiaper: Yes, and other things. But mainly diapers and plastic bags.

trashydiaperedman: So, what if those HUGGIES bags used to be disposable diapers that weree on a kid?

trashydiaperedman: NO WONDER they are so storng!!

trashydiaperedman: Do they make bags like those for adults?

trashydiaperedman: Disabled adults in diapers?

fairydiaper: The compactor is at 100% and it start retracting. The mother is at the side of a small hatch (1'5") and look how cubeshaped plastic bags start going out. There are three types: The special ones that have a perfectly smooth form.

fairydiaper: (You can tell how are the other two)

trashydiaperedman: the ORDINARY bags are ragged and the diapers and the kids are poking out of them

fairydiaper: Well, said the director, while looking at the scene. It is a new product. If the advertisment is an exit, perhaps they want to expand the line. You can see that ordinary bags are a messed. It's surprised that you were ok when we talked to use your lil daughter for this.

fairydiaper: (alive?)

trashydiaperedman: The daughter is still alive

trashydiaperedman: she is just too smooshed between all of the diapers and other bags

trashydiaperedman: but barely

trashydiaperedman: girl's father: what do you do with all of the diapers once this is over? what if the girl turns out to be alive?

fairydiaper: Ok, cut. Check who is alive and send them to the hospital. The parents of the dead kids could go to management to get their checks. Thanks for the help everybody!

trashydiaperedman: Do the daipers and the bags go to a shredder?

fairydiaper: It's an advertisment. I don't know what they do. Yes, I think that they are going to the shredder. It depends. Some factories only shred them, others only compact them, but the law said that you have to compact and shred them.

trashydiaperedman: Girl's dad:  Do they make bags like those for adults?

Disabled adults in diapers? I have...my son who is 19 but he is teh size of a 3 year old and his mind is like a 2 year old toddler

trashydiaperedman: how much would i get paid for letting you all use him?

fairydiaper: He is the size of a 3 year old then you can use a normal disposable bag.

trashydiaperedman: Is tehre room in the diaper commercial for him?

fairydiaper: Oh, yes. We need a toddler for the second wave of advertisments.

fairydiaper: Is he pretty?

trashydiaperedman: Yes, he looks like a boy version of his sister

fairydiaper: potty trained?

trashydiaperedman: NOPE! He has always been in diapers since he was born 19 years ago

fairydiaper: Can he follow orders?

trashydiaperedman: What do you do to the boys when you all spray them with that dark nasty stuff that makes them look really dirty? Why do you all do that?

trashydiaperedman: yes, my son can

trashydiaperedman: He walks really slowly though because of his short legs

fairydiaper: Well, then. The director grab a portfolio and start looking at it. The brand paid 30,000$ for the extras, that are the one capling at the end but they are compressed too. If he appear during the advertisment they pay 125,000$ and there is a special bonus if they choose him as the boy that is going to appear in the bag. I think that it's 1,000,000$

trashydiaperedman: Girl's Dad: is it ok if my boy wears cloth diapers inside of his disposables???

fairydiaper: Everything is legal under the law for prevention of the overpopulation.

trashydiaperedman: OK

trashydiaperedman: So, what will you pay me for him after you are done with him and he isn't alive???

fairydiaper: You will have to ask the creative team. They are the ones doing the advertisment.

trashydiaperedman: OH...so does it matter what kind of diaper my boy is wearing when he goes in front of the camera?

fairydiaper: I told you. It depends of its role. 30,000 as extra, 125,000 as one of the main actors and a bonus of 1,000,000 if he is choose to appear in the bags.

trashydiaperedman: Do his diapers have to be soaking wet?

fairydiaper: I don't know. I only have done disposable diapers. You know, Huggies is a disposable diapers brand.

fairydiaper: I don't know. It depends of the creative team. I don't know what they are thinking for the second wave.

trashydiaperedman: Girl's dad: yes, that's true. but if my boy comes in wearing the diapers he has on, he will have over eight layered cloth diapers inside of his disposable diapers

fairydiaper: He is a heavy wetter then.

trashydiaperedman: two people come over to the area that the girl's dad and the director are talking in, from the creative team

fairydiaper: By the way, your wife is an excellent actress. I love how she is holding her smile while her son and her daughter was compressed.

trashydiaperedman: thanks

trashydiaperedman: she really was a brave one

fairydiaper: Why did you decide to dispose of them?

trashydiaperedman: Well, we have too many older kids in diapers and we are buying diapers like crazy with these two!!

Director: I understand.

Girl's dad: I also have a 22 year old that also in diapers. He is a tall boy but his mind is that of a 1 year old.

Director: Look, the creative team. Ok, guys. Any new idea?

Director: You don't have a lot of luck with your kids, do you?

Zach-Creative Team: Yes, we are going to do a shredder scene with the two bags. the HUGGIES bags work well in a shredder and are made from 1005 recycled disposable diapers

trashydiaperedman: NO, we don't

trashydiaperedman: We keep trying to have some NORMAL ones, but each time we tried, they came out with disabilities.

fairydiaper: The director, sighed.

trashydiaperedman: Doctors say we have some messed up genes

fairydiaper: With type?

fairydiaper: I'm sorry about it.

trashydiaperedman: they are all developmentally delayed

Director: Well, what are the new idea for the advertisment?

Zach-Creative Team: Yes, we are going to do a shredder scene with the two bags. the HUGGIES bags work well in a shredder and are made from 100% recycled disposable diapers and then we are going to show that the ORDINARY bags that are made with cheap plastics, clog the shredders up. We also have to show that our diapers are made out of 100% recycled cloth diapers so we want to show cloth diapers being shredded and then being made into disposable diapers. We also want to show that Ordinary cloth diapers sag and stay wet longer than our disposable diapers. We need a thickly diapered kid wearing only cloth diapers to go into the shredder with a large grey trash cart or two worth of cloth diapers. The kid will get shredded with the cloth diapers. We can call them "Kid Friendly diapers. The slogan is: “We put your kids into our diapers”

Director: So how would the ads be?

Zach-Creative Team: First, We open the scene to our new "Kid Friendly, diapers made from 100% recycled cloth diapers for the padding and recycled trash bags for the plastics

We show the kids wearing our thick, fluffy, comfy diapers. One of the kids is wearing the ordinary cloth diaper. The cloth diaper is saggy and wet and the kid looks blue, he is sad because he isn't wearing one of our diapers, we then show a couple of the kids wearing our diapers made from recycled cloth diapers and recycled trash bags. Then we show how our diapers are made. We show the cloth diapers and some of the kids still wearing their cloth diapers, being taken to the first part of the process, first, they get rinsed out in a toilet to get all of the wetness and any poop out. Then, we dip the kids and the diapers into special chemicals that will ultra whiten the diapers. Then while they are still clean and dry, we send the clean cloth diapers to the conveyor belt by taking them there in one of the grey trash carts. We show the carts full of cloth diapers and the kids still wearing them being emptied into the shredder's conveyor belts that take the diapers up into the shredder. We do a close-up of the cloth diapers being shredded up and then of the bottom of the shredder showing the pieces as they fall out. Then, we show the diapers being made from the pieces of the cloth diapers.

Director: Ok, and the kid too?

Zach-Creative Team: YEP! As our slogan says: "We put your kids into our diapers"

Director: I like it.

Zack-Creative Team: Well, what are you waiting for??? Find me some kids wearing cloth diapers...I don't care how many they are wearing either!

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trashydiaperedman: fairydiaper: How many kids do you have? The director asked to the father.

trashydiaperedman: I have two at home and one at the daycare that hte nanny is going to nring here

trashydiaperedman: bring

trashydiaperedman: two of them wear nothing but cloth diapers, and the other one wears cloth diapers under his disposables

fairydiaper: ok anyone that only wear disposables?

trashydiaperedman: We also know our neighbors that would love for their kids to be in a diaper commercial too

trashydiaperedman: Yes, my neighbors kids do

trashydiaperedman: they have three

trashydiaperedman: one boy and two girls

fairydiaper: Ok. if you get all of these kids we can show how we can do the same number of bags with cloth diapers and disposable ones. They can mummified all three of them to show that we only need a kid to make the same number of diapers. Do you like it?

trashydiaperedman: Then, once the kids wearing disposable diapers have wet their diapers, we change them until there are enough wet diapers to fill two trash bags

fairydiaper: Or one big disposable bag

trashydiaperedman: yes

trashydiaperedman: I can call my neighbors and they and their kids will be here in ten minutes

fairydiaper: Excellent

fairydiaper: We can do it (and then I have to go to bed)

trashydiaperedman: OK

trashydiaperedman: the girl's dad calls the neighbors and they get there in ten minutes flat with all of the kid's diapers and bags and even bunches of their onesies.

fairydiaper: (Are you going to post these stories?)

fairydiaper: Ok, the director said, how old are your kids?

trashydiaperedman: YES I AM!

trashydiaperedman: this one is 18 the second oldest is 20 and the youngest one is 12

fairydiaper: years old or month?

trashydiaperedman: they are ALL disabled and wear diapers 247

trashydiaperedman: years

fairydiaper: Good

trashydiaperedman: where do you want me to put all of their cloth diapers????

trashydiaperedman: asked the mother

trashydiaperedman: I also have three full bags of their huggies disposable diapers

trashydiaperedman: I also have their diaper bags right here...where should I put all of this???

fairydiaper: good

fairydiaper: Put all over there

trashydiaperedman: their onesies too?

fairydiaper: yes

fairydiaper: Where is your kid, the director asked to the other father.

trashydiaperedman: OK isn't that grey cart for trash?

fairydiaper: yes

fairydiaper: we are going to use it later.

trashydiaperedman: OK

fairydiaper: Put half ot the onesies in one and half in the other. Keep their huggies disposable diapers and cloths diapers out. We'll need in other scene.

trashydiaperedman: the mother drops all of the cloth diapers and onesies into the cart along with the diaper baggs with all of their clean diaper changes and their baby powder and baby bottles into the cart

trashydiaperedman: Ok, so where do you want me to put all of their huggies diaper packs? these two haven't even been opened yet.

fairydiaper: leave them out

fairydiaper: I will tell you when we need them.

trashydiaperedman: Ok, i will keep the packs of diapers with me and the diaper bags with their clean huggies diapers changes.

trashydiaperedman: the kids with the cloth diapers on, have plastic pants on over them...do they need to be taken off?

trashydiaperedman: Or can they stay on?

trashydiaperedman: the neighbor mommy: honey, will you go to the mini van and bring all of their dirt6y cloth diapers in here too?

trashydiaperedman: father; sure

fairydiaper: An assistant come with two very fluffy, large, thick diapers; one blue and one pink. It isn't need by them. You have to choose a boy and a girl and put them these diapers. Then they have to sit down there in this decorate that look as a park.

fairydiaper: Then they have to clap when we start to record.

trashydiaperedman: Neighbor Mommy: OK they will do that

trashydiaperedman: Who is going to put them into those diapers? Those things look SUPER thick and puffy!

Director: You can do it. It isn't going to be showed.

trashydiaperedman: Are you sure that they are going to be able to walk in those?

fairydiaper: Yes, do you like them?

trashydiaperedman: yes sir, i sure DO!

fairydiaper: Good

trashydiaperedman: they smell sweet like baby lotion and powder

trashydiaperedman: Who is going to put those really thick pink and blue diapers on my boy and one of my girls?

fairydiaper: You can do it madam.

trashydiaperedman: OK. Do I do it on camera?

fairydiaper: No by now, tell us when they are ready.

trashydiaperedman: Ok, hey jesie, come here! Mommy is going to change your diaper!

trashydiaperedman: the mommy goes over to the changing table and changes the boy's diaper

trashydiaperedman: when she is done, the mother helps the boy down from the changer and then the boy can barely walk or put his legs together because the diaper is so thick

trashydiaperedman: where do you want him? here…you can take him now. Where can i throw this wet diaper away?

Director: Put it in the bag of disposable diapers, Madam. One of the assistants gets Jessie’s hand and walks him towards the decorated park set and sits him down in the left-hand side.

The mother goes over to one of the large and very tall pink and blue trash bags that say "Huggies disposal bags" all over it and it is starting to fill up 1/4 of the way with wet diapers

then she walks back over to change her daughter lacie's diaper

trashydiaperedman: Lacie, come here right now! mommy has to change your diaper!

trashydiaperedman: the mother goes over and lays her daughter on the changintg table and quickly changes her daughter's wet diaper.

fairydiaper: Is surprised that you agree so fast the director said to the mom. Not everybody would agree to shreed their kids.

trashydiaperedman: Once she is done, she guides the daughter over to the director. Then she drops the wet diaper into the same bag and then watches what is happening to her kids

trashydiaperedman: WELL, I am ceertainly tired of diapering them!

fairydiaper: Ok. We need them to clap when the cam is looking at there, can you do it?

trashydiaperedman: sure..let me tell them what to do..ok?

trashydiaperedman: the mom goes over and tells her kids to clap and be excited when the nice, big red light is on

trashydiaperedman: the kids start to clap on their own

trashydiaperedman: Then the mother steps back and out of the way to watch

fairydiaper: Ok,action.

trashydiaperedman: The boy and girl sitting there start to clap and be happy!

trashydiaperedman: Announcer says:

fairydiaper: The camera point to the sign that said "Kid Friendly, diapers made from 100% recycled cloth diapers for the padding and recycled trash bags for the plastics" and it lit with a bright gold light. Then the camera went down to look at the kids clapping.

trashydiaperedman: "Introducing...Huggies Kid-Friendly recycled disposable diapers! made from 100 percent recycled cloth diapers"

fairydiaper: The camera stay on the kids a few seconds and the director says cut.

fairydiaper: Ok, very well. We can continue with the next scene, he says after checking the first scene.

trashydiaperedman: Ok, where do you want my boy and girl now?

fairydiaper: Where is the boy wearing cloth diapers?

trashydiaperedman: Boy's dad; OH..he is right here sir.

trashydiaperedman: hey Freddie...the director wants ya

fairydiaper: OK. Saggy diaper? Sad face? Everything ready?

trashydiaperedman: freddie's diapers are wet so he will be needing to be changed soon

trashydiaperedman: Freddie makes the saddest puppy-dog face

fairydiaper: A technician change the set to a basketball court.

trashydiaperedman: he even pouts with his lower lip sticking way out

fairydiaper: Good, put all of them in the court and give them a ball. Leave them start playing, ok?

trashydiaperedman: Freddie: Daddy? I don't know how to play this.

trashydiaperedman: Freddie's dad: do your best son, do your best

trashydiaperedman: Freddie: OK daddy

fairydiaper: Everybody ready? ask the director

trashydiaperedman: the two girls and the boy in cloth diapers go to teh court

trashydiaperedman: yes

trashydiaperedman: we are ready

fairydiaper: no, we need a boy and a girl in the new diapers and the boy in cloth diapers. Shout the director.

trashydiaperedman: OK what about the two from the first scene? the boy and the girl in the huggies pink and the blue diapers

fairydiaper: excellent

trashydiaperedman: the assistant goes over and gets them over to the court

trashydiaperedman: Boy: what do you want us to do?

fairydiaper: play, as you prefer. the director says

trashydiaperedman: the boy and the girl in the pink and blue disposables play well while freddie in the eight layered wet cloth diapers with plastic pants on mopes around hte court

fairydiaper: Ok, action.

fairydiaper: The camera start recording.

fairydiaper: And the director signed that freddie start looking very sad.

fairydiaper: make sign

trashydiaperedman: Freddie looks sad and starts moping around the court. freddie drops his basket ball

trashydiaperedman: the other two stop playing and see freddie

fairydiaper: Cut.

fairydiaper: Excellent.

fairydiaper: Your kids are really good actors.

trashydiaperedman: Thanks

trashydiaperedman: Freddie: I need my diapers changed!

trashydiaperedman: I'm wet!!!

fairydiaper: It's ok Freddie.

fairydiaper: The director said. Ok, the boy and the girl of the court. Stay there.

trashydiaperedman: the boy and the girl in the pink and blue diapers: You want us to stay ehre?

trashydiaperedman: here?

trashydiaperedman: where are you taking freddie?

fairydiaper: It's ok dont worry.

trashydiaperedman: freddie: Where are we going? Are you taking me to change my diapers?

fairydiaper: Put a new huggies diaper on Freddie for the photo in the bag. Tell me when they are ready, and put him in his soaked cloth diapers after the photo is taken.

trashydiaperedman: freddie's mother takes Freddie over to the diaper changer and changes his diapers. then she leaves the wet cloth diapers on the changer while she escorts Freddie over to teh director.

trashydiaperedman: freddie's Mother: OK all changed

fairydiaper: A technicians are changing the set. Now behind them is a large image of the bag. It puts Huggies in Golden Letters and Special Disposable Bag in smaller white letters. A label in the corner indicate that they are Kid Friendly. Diapers made from 100% recycled cloth diapers for the padding and recycled trash bags for the plastics. The part of the pic is white, because the photo will be inserted in postproduction.

trashydiaperedman: Freddie: what is this thing?

trashydiaperedman: Why are thse two large bags here?

trashydiaperedman: what are all of those diapers doing over near the bag?

fairydiaper: Ok, carry him to get a few pics. And when the commercial department is happy with them, put the soaked diaper again and come here with him.

trashydiaperedman: Freddie: Aren't all of those diapers wet and dirty?

trashydiaperedman: Mommy how come you are carrying me?

trashydiaperedman: Freddie's mother picks him up and hold him so that his diapers are showing

trashydiaperedman: Freddie: Mommy, these disposablediapers are REALLy soft and COMFY!!

trashydiaperedman: can I wear them wehn I get home?

trashydiaperedman: Freddie's Mom: sorry son, you can't.

trashydiaperedman: We have to do what the director says now

fairydiaper: Now. The two lil kids with the new diapers. Put in position and turn left and right showing the diaper. Two assitants put the kids in position. And when the camera start recording they start moving left and right during half a minute, until the director say cut. Ok, is freddie ready?

fairydiaper: Did they get the pictures?

trashydiaperedman: Freddie: yes, I am

trashydiaperedman: yes, they took a lot of them

fairydiaper: Ok. How many kids do we have here?

trashydiaperedman: well, there is Freddie here, the one that came in cloth diapers,

trashydiaperedman: we have Jessie, the boy in the blue diaper

trashydiaperedman: and Lacie in he pink diaper

trashydiaperedman: over there, is Freddie's sister also wearing thick cloth diapers

trashydiaperedman: and plastic pants

trashydiaperedman: with the pink onesie on

trashydiaperedman: that has a wet stain in it

trashydiaperedman: and then that boy over there wearing those thick disposables with the eight layers of cloth diapers underneath

fairydiaper: Ok. The director said. Get Freddie ready to start the chemical treatment. Could the parents come here now?

fairydiaper: And the boy with the eight layers of cloth diapers

trashydiaperedman: Freddie's mother goes back to the diaper changer and takes the still clean and dry thick blue disposable diaper off and then she puts him right back into the wet cloth daipers and plastic pants he came there in

trashydiaperedman: then the mother lets one of the assistants take Freddie

trashydiaperedman: the mother then asks: what do you want me to do with this clean diaper?

fairydiaper: throw it with the dirty ones.

trashydiaperedman: freddie's Mom: OK...

fairydiaper: Ok. the proportion is 3 to 1, so we not need really the boy with the eight layers of cloth diapers. Unless that you have other three kids.

trashydiaperedman: The boy with hte layered cloth diapers under his disposables and freddie's sister with the eight layered cloth daipers on with plastic pants on over and the pee-stained pink onesie on are brought over to the director

trashydiaperedman: the bloy and the girl in the blue and the pink diapers are already at the director

fairydiaper: But we can use him for the chemical part. What do you prefer?

trashydiaperedman: I really don't care...you bought them...you own them now

trashydiaperedman: they are yours to do as you wish with...I am just here to change them if you need me to

fairydiaper: Well, I need other three more. But I can use him for any other ads.

trashydiaperedman: I have two others that are in the mini van...want me to get them?

trashydiaperedman: One of them wears disposables

fairydiaper: I need three.

trashydiaperedman: Let me ask if it is alright if my husband's kid can go too.

fairydiaper: ok

trashydiaperedman: the wife goes and talks with her husband

trashydiaperedman: after two minutes, the husband allows his girl to come over with the mother

trashydiaperedman: Here...she wears disposables as you can see

fairydiaper: so how many kids do we have now?

trashydiaperedman: she has three cloth daipers underneath but you can't tell can ya

fairydiaper: Nope, you are right.

trashydiaperedman: Jessie, Lacie, my husband's girl, and the two with the layered cloth diapers on

trashydiaperedman: that should be five

fairydiaper: and the two kids with the new diaper?

trashydiaperedman: yep

trashydiaperedman: that's jessie and Lacie

trashydiaperedman: What is being done to Freddie sir?

fairydiaper: Ok, choose one of the girls with the layered cloth diapers and send her to the chemical bath.

trashydiaperedman: Chemical bath? what kind...of chemicals???

fairydiaper: who asked it?

trashydiaperedman: the assitant chooses one and takes her to the chemical bathing tubs

trashydiaperedman: the mother

trashydiaperedman: ME...

fairydiaper: are you worried now?

trashydiaperedman: Mother: NO...I just here poor freddie thrashing around in the liquids

fairydiaper: Don't worry about it.

trashydiaperedman: and i hear lots of dripping and dunking sounds

fairydiaper: Ok. We have four trash carts full of used and unused huggies diapers.

fairydiaper: Now we are going to record the disposing party.

trashydiaperedman: Mother: and what about all of the cloth diapers that are in those other trash carts over there?

trashydiaperedman: What are all of thsoe trash bags being opened up for???

fairydiaper: The mothers will get a boy and a girl, mmmh! I think that we lack a boy here. Oh, well! And they are going to put them in the trash bag.

fairydiaper: Ok?

trashydiaperedman: Is there anything else that you would like to do to the kids being put into the bags before they go in?

trashydiaperedman: Are you going to...dirty them up a little bit first?

trashydiaperedman: or do they get to go in the bags like that?

trashydiaperedman: Assistant: yes, i want to play with one of the girls first before they get thrown away;\

trashydiaperedman: i want thejm to cream their diapers

trashydiaperedman: what about the boys?

trashydiaperedman: Mom: Director? the kids are yours now...do...whatever you want to them

fairydiaper: Yes. Here I have the instructions of the department. First of all they will wear normal Huggies Diaper, and we'll start in the center of the bags with their foot inside closed messy diapers. Then the mother will put an used adult diaper to hold both of them together, put poop in their mouth and make them kiss. Then you cover their heads with other adult diaper and mummified them then a strings will raise the bags and you will fill them with the dirty diapers and later the new ones. Then you will close the bags.

fairydiaper: Understand? Any question?

trashydiaperedman: NO..who is going to get into the wet diaper bag?

fairydiaper: We can repeat this scene, so be carefull. The lil kids

trashydiaperedman: Who is going into the wet diaper bag and who is going into the messy diaper bag?

trashydiaperedman: Mom said

fairydiaper: I thought both of them are the same. Ok. The kids with the new diapers are into the messy one and the others in the wet one.

fairydiaper: Change the kids and tell me when everything is ready.

trashydiaperedman: so the wet cloth diapers that the others are wearing are going to be disposed of?

fairydiaper: yes

trashydiaperedman: OK

trashydiaperedman: which kids do you want me to change sir? Asked the mom

fairydiaper: The ones with the new diapers. All have to wear the old huggies.

trashydiaperedman: where are hte old huggies?

trashydiaperedman: can you give me the diapers t o change them into?

fairydiaper: you can get them from the trash cart

trashydiaperedman: Oh..ok

trashydiaperedman: is it ok if I add three cloth diapers inside?

fairydiaper: yeah

trashydiaperedman: the cloth diapers can't be seen and they will help make the diapers more absorbent

trashydiaperedman: OK

trashydiaperedman: the mom takes the boy and the girl over to change their diapers

trashydiaperedman: After 20 minutes, they all come back.

fairydiaper: So what is the voice in off of this part? The director ask to a technician.

trashydiaperedman: the mother drops the pink and the blue diapers into the large Huggies disposal bag

trashydiaperedman: technician: Well, it says right here, "our bags are better than the ordinary bags that sag, leak and tear easily. When we compare the two in this head-to-head shredder test, we can tell who comes out on top"

fairydiaper: Ah! I suppose that they are going to say that they are easier to get ready because you don't have to mummified the kids.

fairydiaper: the other is from the shreeding part.

trashydiaperedman: exactly! why do that when the bags are just getting shredded anyhow...

fairydiaper: Excellent.

fairydiaper: Ok. Everybody ready there? Are the kids in their position?

trashydiaperedman: (Sorry...I got too far ahead of myself there)

trashydiaperedman: Mom: so those bags...what are you all going to do to them???

fairydiaper: Which ones?

trashydiaperedman: the bags that the kids are going into?

fairydiaper: Go to the shreeder, of course.

trashydiaperedman: really?

fairydiaper: yeah

fairydiaper: Didn't I tell you?

fairydiaper: Is the first thing, I told you.

trashydiaperedman: why are those men putting all of those brand new unopened packs of Huggies diapers into that very large trash can over there?

fairydiaper: Who asked it?

trashydiaperedman: Mom

fairydiaper: Read the script, the director pass the script to a mom.

fairydiaper: Ok, are the kids on their marks?

trashydiaperedman: Script says; load the diapers from the diaper pails into ordinaray bag and then the Huggies bag.

trashydiaperedman: Mom: wait! those packs of new diapers are going to be going into the shreddeer?

fairydiaper: yes

Director: Sigh! Can we continue?

trashydiaperedman: Mom: why? that is such a waste!

fairydiaper: Ok. Both of you. We have a dead line here.

trashydiaperedman: mom: yea..it's YOUR show

fairydiaper: You have to go there put your kids together with adult diapers and then?

trashydiaperedman: kids all are at their places

trashydiaperedman: Jessie turns to his mom and dad and says: Mommy, daddy, don't I look great in these old disposable diapers???

trashydiaperedman: They are SO...THICK and the plastic is so soft!!!

trashydiaperedman: what are these big bags for?

fairydiaper: . Then the mother will put an used adult diaper to hold both of them together, put poop in their mouth and make them hug and kiss. Then you cover their heads with other adult diaper and mummified them then a strings will raise the bags and you will fill them with the dirty diapers and later the new ones. Then you will close the bags.

fairydiaper: Ok?

trashydiaperedman: sure

fairydiaper: Did you put their foor in messy diapers? The director asked to an assitant.

trashydiaperedman: said the mom...I can get it done

fairydiaper: Ok. One mom for each pair.

trashydiaperedman: yes, i did

trashydiaperedman: Ok

fairydiaper: Go there, got the messy adult diaper and wait for my signal.

trashydiaperedman: Mom? why am I wearing this messy diaper?

fairydiaper: Not talking with the kids, ok?

trashydiaperedman: Mom: the director wants you to..that's why.

trashydiaperedman: silence falls

fairydiaper: ready? Action.

trashydiaperedman: the boy and the girl and the mothers start to tie the boy and girls together with messy Huggies diapers

trashydiaperedman: then they start to wrap them both with strings so they can't come apart.

fairydiaper: with diapers?

trashydiaperedman: poop is in their mouths and they are kissing

trashydiaperedman: The mothers have wrapped the boys and girls togehter with the messy and wet Hugies disposable diapers

trashydiaperedman: Then the two are put into the large, golden Huggies trash bags that are seperately wwet and one messy....

trashydiaperedman: Then the mother starts to put arm loads after armloads of thewet diapers into the wet diaper bag and the messy diapers into teh messy bag

fairydiaper: Voice in Off: Easier because you don't have to get ready them before disposing.

trashydiaperedman: the mumified boy and girl start to yell and scream as all of the messy diapers get dumped and emptied into their bag while the other two are getting all of hte wet disposable diapers dumped in on top of them

fairydiaper: Their heads are together joined with an adult diaper.

trashydiaperedman: As the flow of diapers going into each bag begins to slow down as there are less and less diapers left, the empty diaper pails go back down to teh ground

trashydiaperedman: the heads of both couples in the bags are wrapped tightly with the liners against their faces

trashydiaperedman: the bags are now full

trashydiaperedman: So the mothers pull the draw-string handles tight and then tie them both in knots

fairydiaper: Excellent. Cut.

trashydiaperedman: the muffled screaming inside the bags could be heard

trashydiaperedman: Where have they taken Freddie and that poor other cloth daipered girl???

fairydiaper: The technicians are changing the set and putting four filled trash cart that went to a shreeder.

trashydiaperedman: I don't hear them splashing and I don't hear any dripping

fairydiaper: Don't worry.

fairydiaper: Ok. I want ten cammeras.

trashydiaperedman: MAN! what are ALL of those fouyr trash carts full of cloth diapers doing over there by that large machine? Asked the Mom.

fairydiaper: Two in front of the shreeder, one in each side, two up and the other four upside. And, please, that none cammera appear in the recording, ok? We only have one try

fairydiaper: No, we only need two carts full of cloth diapers. You need four carts of disposable diapers.

fairydiaper: Now you are going to get the bags and throw them in cart one and three. Then push the red big button at the same time, and not forget smile all the time

trashydiaperedman: What are you all going to do with the boy and girl? what does that machine do? asked the mother

fairydiaper: Shreed them.

fairydiaper: They are garbage. Have any problem with it?

trashydiaperedman: Mom: there are two machines, is that one for all of those cloth diapers, and is the other one for t he disposables???

fairydiaper: right

trashydiaperedman: What happens to teh onesies?

fairydiaper: But we are going to record them separate.

fairydiaper: With the cloth

trashydiaperedman: and what about their plastic pants?

fairydiaper: cloth too

fairydiaper: Ok

fairydiaper: Everybody in position.

trashydiaperedman: the water-proof plastic patns that are on oer their cloth diapers

trashydiaperedman: what are you going to do with them? do they get shredded or do they have to go in the other machine?

fairydiaper: They are only wearing disposable ones, the folded clothes inside is very lil.

trashydiaperedman: Freddie: HEY! Let GO of ME!

fairydiaper: So shreeding scene of disposable diapers. Everybody ready?

trashydiaperedman: How come you are putting me in this cart with all of these clean, white cloth diapers and all of these onesies?

trashydiaperedman: (Who is the person being suhredded?

trashydiaperedman: (OH the people in the bags...never mind)

fairydiaper: The four in the bags wearing disposable. Then the chemical bath and the other shreeding)

trashydiaperedman: (OH ok

fairydiaper: Ok, ready? Action

trashydiaperedman: the bags are raised up and then they are slowly lowered down into the shredder and the shredder comes up to operating speed

fairydiaper: (The bags to the carts and the carts to the shreeder)

fairydiaper: Both moms get each one a bag with two lil kids and put in the numbered carts.

trashydiaperedman: the muffled terrified screams coming form the bags ans the diapers and the bags are getting shredded up. the Huggies bag continues to shred cleanly and without slowing hte shredder down

trashydiaperedman: while the ordinary bag starts to fall apart and the diapers as well as the two boy and girl drop down on top of the pile of diapers that haven't been shredded yet

fairydiaper: into the acid bath under the shreeder.

trashydiaperedman: the shredder begins to bog down nad have difficulty shredding the bag pieces as well as the daipers and the two boy and girl in there

trashydiaperedman: The boy drops down and then the string breaks and hten the diapers that are holding them together get shredded up as the two still thickly diapered boy and girl scream bloodd curtling screams of agony as they slowly are shredded piuece by piece then dropped into the acid bath below the shredder

trashydiaperedman: MOMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!

trashydiaperedman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

trashydiaperedman: then once hte last of hte boy's diapers and the girl's diapers were shredded, the first machine with the Huggies bag was finished

trashydiaperedman: While the second machine was still working hared to try and shred what was already in the shreder hopper

trashydiaperedman: the two girls aren't done yet. they are still laying on top of four diapers that are still trying to go through the shredder teeth

trashydiaperedman: As the last machine finishes, the last diaper below the two girls, the girls's disposable diapers begin to get shredded up then the layers of their cloth diapers underneath before they both are completely shredded

trashydiaperedman: everything then drops down into the acid bath below

fairydiaper: Excellent. Cut! What are you doing? the director asked to one of the moms, that is touching herself

Mom (touching herself) UM..I have an itch that is really...bad!!

Director: ok, continue in private.

Mom: certainly

Director: Now, we have to go to the chemical part. I hope that the second unit is ready to record.

Mom: Um so this is where you brought all of the cloth diapers and Freddie and his sister? What is this? Their diapers look really super white now!

Director: The scenes are: They get rinsed out in a toilet, then dipped into chemical, then put together into a Huggies Disposal bag and an Ordinary Disposal bag and then throw both of them with the two carts full of cloth diapers. Ok?

Mom: Why aren't their plastic pants off of them?

That's important.

It works anyway.

Director: Well, mom, throw each one in a cart. The rest is the same Ok?

Get ready.

Director: Action!!!!

Freddie: HEY! Let Go of me! HEY! What are you doing to my penis??? HEY! Why are you rubbing my plastic pants???

I have water in my plastic pants...don't I get to have dry diapers???

The cart gets pushed over to one of the toilets andtthen the man pushing the cart starts to take handfuls of the cloth diapers out and then begins to rinse and dip the diapers in and out of the toilet

Once each diaper is rinsed, the man tosses it into the chemical whitening bath tubs nearby

As more and more cloth diapers were taken out of the cart, Freddie started getting nervous.

Then the man picked Freddie up under his arms and then lowered him down into the toilet water dunking him in and out several times before the man let Freddie stand in the toilet while he removed his plastic pants.

Then the man tossed the plastic pants into a trash can nearby that already had other disposable diapers and other torn and ragged cloth diapers in it. then the man began to squeeze the pee from Freddie’s once soaked cloth diaper

Then the man picked Freddie back up under his arms and then carried Freddie over to one of the deep chemical bath tubs where he lowered him down to past his head with all of the other cloth diapers

Director: Ok, last part now.

then the man let Freddie soak in the chemical whiteners while he wrung out all of the now super white cloth diapers that now also had chemical gels inside them. the very same gels that disposable diapers had in them to make them more absorbent

Then once each and every last cloth diaper had been done in the chemical tubs, the diapers were tossed into the same cart that they had started out in.

Good, shredder in three, two, one...

then the man grabbed Freddie under his arms again then pulled him up and out of the dripping wet chemicals that quickly dried

Then the man put Freddie into the cart with the rest of the cloth diapers, onesies and then he pushed the cart over to the cloth diaper shredder that had a long conveyor belt that took the diapers up and dropped them into the hopper of  the shredder.

the man then began to unload the whole cart onto the conveyor belt and with Freddie laying under all of the diapers, the man put the cart down.

then he leaned over and pushed the red button that started the conveyor belt and the shredder at the same time.

Freddie: HEY! What are you doing to me??? I thought I was going to be in a diaper commercial??? Where is this thing taking me???? HELP! PLEASE!!! get me out of here!!!!

Then as the diapers rose up further and further and closer and closer to the hopper, the first diapers began to drop into the hopper of the shreddder that was in pause mode until a certain amount of weight was reached.

As the sides of the shredder were too high and too steep to escape, the man pushed the empty cart out of the way, then grabbed the other cart of cloth diapers that they had done earlier.

fairydiaper: i have to go (Can you finished it?)

trashydiaperedman: the man then dumped that cart load of cloth diapers onto the conveyor belt that took the diapers up and dropped them into the hopper as well. 

Meanwhile back at the filming stage, a new diaper commercial was being set up. A woman long with dark hair in a ponytail, and a boy wearing a thick, crinkly, bulky, Fitti Overnight diaper with three Fitti brand diaper-doublers inside with a lot of baby powder shaken inside, came in and stood over by the diaper changing table that had spotlights on it from above, shinning down so the cameras could see and the boy and the woman couldn't see the cameras. The changing table appeared to look like a cut-away of a nursery in a daycare. There were now two more women with diapered girls and boys, wearing other brands of diapers.

The director came and instructed everyone on how and when to lift their diapered ones onto the changing tables. The idea was to appear as though two daycare workers whom were also mothers were talking about what brand worked best and one woman shows the others, how the diaper fits, how to insert the Fitti diaper-doublers, and how absorbent the diapers are making changing them less, a better way to use less diapers and dispose of less. "Fitti diapers, Time for a change" ....take 1. 

Director: Action!

One woman hoists her big boy up onto a diaper changing table in a daycare and gets ready to change that boy's diaper. Another daycare worker brings a girl over to the diaper changing table to change her diaper. That girl isn't wearing a Fitti diaper, so it leaks, and isn't as absorbent as the Fitti diapers are. 

Daycare Woman 1: How come you aren't using Fitti on her? 

Daycare Woman 2: We like using the less expensive diapers. They seem to work for her. 

Daycare Woman 1: Did you know.....that Fitti diapers ARE less expensive than the regular brands AND.....they are as absorbent as using two of your diapers? 

Daycare Woman 2: No.....I......didn't know that. 

Tell me more....

Daycare Woman 1: In a side-by-side comparison, Fitti diapers cost less than regular brands and are far more absorbent than lower priced diapers. Fitti's diapers have a silky-soft inner liner against the wearer's skin, targeted blue-mat super absorbent core that rapidly locks away even large amounts of wetness with their patented "Insta-lock" dryness, a water-proof outer layer, and balloon wetness indicators that fade when wet, showing when to change. Does.....your diaper do that? (Pulling the front of the boy's Fitti diaper up and fastening the tapes. )

Daycare Woman 2: (Looking at the diaper she is holding) NO! They.....don't! I....just switched to Fitti. Hand me one of those diapers will ya? 

Director: Cut! That.....was .......perfect! 

Now, part 2 of this commercial there will be a short half-hour break while we set up the scene. See everyone in 30, except for.....the Fitti boy and ...........the girl. Get them both over here to the diaper pails and have them ready and waiting for the next two scenes. The boy still wearing the thick, bulky, crinkly, now slightly wet, Fitti Overnight diaper with three diaper doublers in it and lots of powder, was guided over to a room that looked like a half cut-away of a daycare nursery where the cribs were. There were four cribs with tall stainless steel sides against a wall, and one crib had a tall trash barrel full of piled-up, loose, rolled up and unrolled wet diapers waiting to be taken out to the daycare stationary trash compactor. 

The boy wearing the Fitti diaper and the girl wearing the "other brand" of diaper were brought in and each one put into one of the closest cribs next to one another. Then, both were left there while lighting crews and camera crews worked to set up the commercial. 

Director: Get...ready for.....8-ply, Hyper-flex Iron-man trash bag commercial......take......one........AND..........action! 

Announcer: Our hyper-flex iron-man trash bags will stand up to even the heaviest of trash.....we decided to fill this 8-ply bag with some very heavy diapered trash and a bunch of wet diapers. We are going to demonstrate that our trash bags will even stand up to a stationary compactor. In this diaper pail, there are 32 gallons of dirty and wet diapers as well as these two unwanted diapered trash. This...diapered boy, is going into one of OUR hyper-flex Iron-man super-duty trash bags while the diapered girl and these diapers are going into one of the leading competitor's bags. We will see who's is stronger and lasts longer.