Sign my petition please. Click the link below and allow me to choose my own method of burial alternate to the usual and traditional funeral industry. SINCE I am FAR from traditional as a person, it ONLY fits that I be allowed to express my unusual burial habits.
Barack Obama, I need one of your executive orders to allow me a personal exception in the Colorado environmental regulations that will allow me to be accepted at my choice of landfills for acceptance as waste. The landfills's already are in violation of the regulation due to the fact that they already accept "Bodies" that are made of similar materials. Landfills are equipped to accept Horses, Cows, Cats and Dogs...and the earth can't tell the difference between one type of flesh and another! The fact that they DO accept "bodies" that can also be potentially just as "infectious" waste as the CDPHE claims that all humans are! The Funeral industry is greedy, seedy, creepy and even violates privacy by calling and asking family and friends for money to pay for funeral expenses! ALL I am asking you as a friend President Obama before you leave office, is to give me a standing, federal allowance by executive order, that will by-pass the state and federal environmental regulations that will allow me to be transported to either a transfer station, or directly to a landfill by private pick-up truck, trailer, or by driving myself to the landfill and then paying the fees and being accepted as waste for burial as "agricultural waste" as any horse, cow, cat or dog is already accepted. I am working with Colorado Representative Pete Lee's Assistant Andrew, whom I have called quite a few times and sent a letter similar to this petition asking for the same thing. I am merely trying to legitimize and bolster the support for my goals of being allowed to be buried and accepted at one of these three landfills (without the landfill being able to reject me..ONLY "I", Adam C Lewis, have the power to change my mind)
1. Bondad landfill-Durango Colorado
2. San Luis Valley Regional Landfill
3. Colorado Springs Landfill-Owned by Waste Management
Barack Obama, as a fellow member of the Illuminati, I ask you to sympathize with the dire situation I am in regarding not being able to afford the funeral costs and nor can my family and friends. I do NOT wish to be cremated nor do I wish to be buried traditionally. I want to be able to end my life if and when I am about to be bedridden persistently because that is not a dignified existence nor is it worth spending state money on....The savings would be able to be used on someone else rather than me.
MR President Barack Obama, can you write a standing letter of exception to allow me to be taken as waste at my choice of landfills without the landfills, trash collectors and transfer stations being able to reject me for any reason without ME signing a rejection letter? Can you please make this possible?
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This funeral home sure IS "Blunt"
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