The Diaper Vacuum truck

A story about a company that goes around sucking up all of those dirty diapers left in parking lots and along roads.

Johnson's Special Disposal is a new company that had four custom-made Vacuum Trucks built for them to handle their special items they will be collecting and disposing of. This vacuum truck company....also comes to daycares, home daycares as well as adult daycares and care homes to collect loads of diapers as well as any unwanted "Diapered trash" and any that fall onto the ground from trash trucks or left in parking lots as well as along roadways and highways. These trucks have special sized spinning brushes as well as custom-made and custom sized hoses that are operated by joysticks that can reach out as far as 5 feet to the side of the truck....when safe to do so, and they have suction strong enough to be able to suck up objects weighing up to 200 lbs.
One of the company trucks follows several trash trucks around so to clean up any loose and fallen trash that falls out. 

Misses Newell calls Johnson's Special Disposal on this warm and sunny Thursday morning to ask them how much it would cost to follow her husband's diaper collection truck around so to make sure to get the diapers and a few diapered trash that may fall out and onto the ground. The owner gives the Newells a small discount for getting weekly service and then misses Newell asks if there are any extra costs to pick up any fallen unwanted diapered boys or girls.
The owner tells her no....and that they have custom-built hoses and special brushes that can pick up objects weighing up to 200 lbs. Misses Newell asks about the process and how their trucks can pick up diapered boys and girls. The owner explains the process and then she asks where the diapers and diapered trash are taken. The owner explains that all loads go to the waste-to-energy plant for disposal. Misses Newell gleefully and enthusiastically claps her hands....then she asks if they can send a truck over to her home daycare once a week on Wednesdays to make sure that any left-over spilled diapers and any diapered trash could be taken to the waste-to-energy plant. The owner agreed and told her that if she ever needed to have them come an extra day, the cost would be only $10 per every unwanted diapered trash.
Misses Newell has three unwanted Diapered trash as well as two days worth of diapers that she wants taken to the waste-to-energy plant so that she can start the weekend with no diapers or Diapered trash.

Misses Newell: Sorry sweetie.....it's time for disposal hon.....two of the daycare cans are full and you need to be disposed of now. Your ride is here.....

Jake: Miss.....Miss! Nooooooooo! Please.....I.....promise......I.....I......I.....will NOT use as many diapers....I.....SWEAR!

Misses Newell drags the first 13 gallon can full of loose wet and messy diapers outside to the alley where the pavement begins and the dirt ends. Jake's legs are dangling over the edge of the 13 gallon can as she drags the full can out. The driver of the street sweeper gets out and walks around to the brush adjustment handle and lowers it before he walks back around and gets back into his truck.

Jake: Miiiiiss Newell! Please! Don't let that thing take me! PLEASE!!! NOOOOO!!!!

Misses Newell: Yes honey.....it is time for disposal! I am going to dump you out here on the pavement then what happens next is up to the man in this truck that is waiting for you and these diapers. Now ready?

Misses Newell signals the man in the truck to hold on till she empties the other diapers out onto the pavement before he can start picking everything up with his truck. Then, once the tall piles of diapers and thickly diapered Jake are on the pavement, misses Newell carries the now empty alluminum 32 gallon daycare trash can over to the gate before turning to watch as the vacuum truck comes over to the pile that Jake is on and before he can scream, he gets sucked up into the hose and lands into the container in the back of the truck along with a lot of other loose diapers. As the rest of the diapers are sucked up, Jake gets smacked in the face by the in-coming loose diapers before the vacuum stops and the truck drives on to the next area 20 miles away. 
Once the truck arrived at the next stop on it's route, the vacuum hose began to suck up a ton of wet disposable diapers and messy diapers that had fallen out of a diaper collection trash truck picking up all of the wet and messy diapers from a large daycare. The Vacuum truck begins to suck up a few of the piles of fallen loose wet and messy diapers before the driver gets out of the cab and gets the special large sized vacuum hose to suck up five diapered boys and girls that either fell out of the trash truck or missed trash day completely.  Then, once the five diapered boys and girls were inside the vacuum container, and the special hose was put away, the driver got back into the cab of the Isuzu NPR Vacuum truck and then drove to the next stop, a large disposable diaper factory. Here......the truck would be needed for the next four hours, sucking up one story piles of diapers per hour, leaving when the container filled up, then taking the loads to the waste-to-energy plant and dropping them off. The first load filled the truck up fast. The driver drove the load to the waste-to-energy plant and dropped it off at the tipping pad. When the driver dropped the load.....the piles stayed there for the next hour because the plant manager knew that the truck would be back in 40 minutes to drop more off.
In this..... particular vacuum truck, it has a compactor that compacts everything that it sucks up.