Back then......times were easy.....and business was good. Now, with more scrap cars, trucks, vans, delivery step-vans, old taxis, confiscated street racing vehicles and school buses in his yard, there weren't enough hours in the day to crush enough to make enough to afford so much as a week's worth of groceries let alone barely keep the business running. Now and again.....Joey got old diaper service vans and old washing machines from diaper services, laundromats, and even dry cleaners.
Sometimes, the diaper services leave old loads of cloth diapers in their old delivery vans....clean and dirty ones. The Wash-a-Bye baby diaper service services cloth diapers from birth to adult. A few times, the Wash-A-Bye diaper service has paid to have some diapered person crushed in the diaper service van or an old washer along with some of their old cloth diapers. Joey doesn't care what is left inside the vehicles or washers! Whatever or...whoever is left in the vehicle or washer after it crosses the scale.....becomes his property to...pretty much do whatever he wants with. Sometimes, anyone left in the vehicles or washers had to get weighed on the scale to get accepted by Joey's scrap yard. Today.....the Wash-A-Bye Diaper Service brought in two more of their delivery mini-vans that still had full loads of formerly wet cloth toddler diapers as well as several large canvas draw-string bags full of the man's wet pre-fold cloth diapers, that filled nearly half the van from top to floorboards and right up to the back of the driver and passenger seats.
The man in diapers was helped out of the other SUV and brought over to the scale and made to stand there, wearing only his cloth diapers and plastic pants while the weight was taken and a ticket was generated.
Now.....as for you.....little diapered scrap.....time to.....get stuffed into one of the diaper service mini vans.....with all of your nice....clean and stinky filthy diapers!!!
Bruno walks away to go load the short midget man in cloth diapers and sesame street prints on the vintage plastic pants, Big Bird, Grover, Oscar The Grouch, Ernie, Burt all in a repeating pattern on the vintage plastic pants. Bruno waited by the end of the scale for the scale-house worker ladies to get the weight before he could put the short midget man into one of the wash-a-bye diaper service trucks with all the clean and dirty diapers still left inside.
Kathy: OK sir, time....to get back into the diaper service truck now.....Bruno? Would...you take this diapered scrap over to the diaper service truck and put him back in? Thanks.
Bruno: OK sir, come....with me.....take one of your......bags of diapers there....and carry it over to the truck. There.....got it? OK let's go.
Short Midget man in cloth diapers and Sesame Street print plastic pants: So.....what's the plan here? How long will I have to....be in there till the truck gets crushed?
Bruno: Well, it seems that we will have to keep you in there for at least a week till the rest of the diaper service trucks all get crushed. So...maybe....Friday.......maybe......Saturday......or....by that Monday early in the morning. OK......Toss the canvas bag of diapers in......then I will help you into the back of the truck......good...now...UUUUP ya go! OK....get...nice and comfy....it's going to....take a while.....You have to....stay in the truck the entire time though....so....NO getting back out......we are going to make sure that you can't get out ok?
Bruno Closes the back doors and then the forklift comes and picks the vehicle up, carries it over to a place where Joey has arranged to keep the trucks while they all await being loaded.


