The Diaper Septic Tank

              The Diaper Septic Tank

This story, is about a company who takes in unwanted, cloth-diapered disposees, gets them really dirty and stinky before putting large loads of unwanted cloth diapers (Wet diapers in one special toilet and messy ones in another) and the unwanted, cloth-diapered disposees into the designated special wet cloth diaper toilet (each connected to a separate septic tank) and flushed down the large drain-hole, down through pipes till everything went into the septic tank. Each septic tank would be cleaned out, by a special wet/dry septic tank vacuum truck which carried that particular load to a specific location, either to a specific and designated spot at the waste-water treatment facility, or the wet ones were transported to a recycling plant along with any unwanted "diapered flushees" whom may be in the load or not, alive or not.

It was only 8:00 am when the Little Mermaid daycare opened it's doors as an "Unwanted diapered person orphanage with a drop-in daycare. The daycare took in lots of unwanted, diapered people wearing cloth and some wearing disposable diapers. The orphanage would throw the ones wearing disposable diapers into the trash, which was collected by none other than Newell Diaper Disposal and taken to the local Waste-to-energy plant. The ones wearing cloth diapers, were brought into specially made stalls for changing cloth diapers and stained and or ripped onesies, and we're also made to allow entire diapered boys and girls wearing cloth diapers to get flushed down the special toilets. Instead of a traditional septic tank, a special septic tank and system of pipes was installed during initial construction.
These special tanks held the diapered flushees, the cloth diapers, wipes onesies and t-shirts until the septic tank pumping truck came to suck all of the green watery liquid, all of the cloth diapers, cloth diapered flushees, and anything else that is in there. These toilets and septic tanks are not used for traditional purposes, they are ONLY for diapers, wipes, and cloth diapered flushees. The special septic tank pumper trucks are specially equiped so to allow the larger cloth diapered flushees and the large volumes of cloth diapers and wipes. Once the truck was full, it was driven to one of the county waste water facilities where they filtered out the cloth diapers, wipes and the cloth diapered flushees. The diapers, wipes and flushees were used in a waste shredding then burning process inside a kiln which generated energy for the city.
Misses Newell knew the family that owned the daycare that flushed their disposees. Misses Newell often sent many of the Disposees wearing cloth diapers to this daycare or the cloth diaper recycling plant when she gets disposees in cloth diapers.
Once in a while, she throws a couple of the disposees and their cloth diapers and clothing into the regular trash. On this particular day, Misses Newell got two disposees wearing cloth diapers, plastic pants and onesies at her Newell Daycare.
She didn't want them there so she called the Daycare Director at this daycare  and asked them to come and pick them up in their mini-van. The boy and girl were held temporarily in the old section where the Disposees used to be before the new Disposee Nursery was built.

Tony: Miss? I....need my wet diaper changed......

Misses Newell: Sorry sweetie, you will....just have to wait until the new daycare comes to take you. They will decide what to do with you.

Tony: Miss?

Misses Newell: Yes hon?

Tony: My.....diaper leaked!!!

Misses Newell: That.....happens from time to time.....the new daycare will be here soon.

Misses Newell goes to the girl and gives her the bottle of Milk and starts to walk away....

Jessica: Miss? Hey.......Miss? Why am I here?

Misses Newell: I....am sorry to tell you this.....you are here.....to be......thrown away. You and your......cloth diapers are going to another daycare that will decide what to do with them and you.

Jessica: Wait! Wait! Miss? What will happen to my.....soft, comfy, clean cloth diapers?

Misses Newell: They are being thrown away. They are all going with you to the....other daycare.

Jessica: What....are they......going to do with my diapers and I?

Misses Newell: Well.....from what I was told, they flush you and your diapers down special toilets that take you and your.....diapers to special septic tanks. From there, you and your.....diapers will go to a waste water facility and get dumped into one of their......intake lines. They will probably shred you and all of the diapers before they all go to some Waste-to-energy plant or some compost facility.

Jessica: Do they.....care if I am wet or messy or.....alive or dead?

Misses Newell: No.....afraid not. They have a lot of diapers to get rid of that come in needing disposed of. When disposees like.....you come in, they have to flush you with loads of cloth diapers down the toilet drains.
I like to send them as many disposees as I can because.......they use you and your.....diapers to generate electrical power that we need.

Jessica: What....happens when they won't take me?

Misses Newell: Well, then, I find someone who will.

Jessica: What if....NO ONE will?

Misses Newell: Then......I have no choice than to dispose of you and your diapers in our burn barrel.

Jessica: How....come......I have to go to....another daycare?

Misses Newell: Because sweetie, I... don't like cloth diapers! They're gross!

Two women walk in and they begin speaking with Misses Newell. Then, Misses Newell brings both of them over to four cribs next to one another in the room built in the backyard for disposees, and shows them the four disposees waiting to be taken to the next daycare.
One of the ladies, seemingly the boss, walks over to Jessica and looks her over....pulling the elastics back in the front of her plastic pants, then letting them snap back before going over to Tony and doing the same thing. Then, the lady goes over to Charlie and she pokes at his diaper before pulling the elastics of his plastic pants back with her index finger to peer in to see if he was wet or not before letting the elastics snap back.

Arlene: Misses Newell......I need.....three of these disposees of yours.....this week and.........I will need four more next week. When do you think you will get the three more?

Misses Newell: Well, I am scheduled to get at least two more in by day after tomorrow and maybe.......two more in by.....Thursday. A brother and sister.

Arlene: O....K.....I will take the three I need this week, and will you still have this.....other one by next week?

Misses Newell: No, probably not. That.....last one... he is going to be disposed of by Saturday or Sunday......Monday at the latest.

Arlene: Well then......we....will be back when you call us and have more clotheies. Daniela? You take them out of their cribs and put two of them into the tandem stroller while....I....carry the girl....ok?

Daniela: Certainly, no problem. OK boy, time to.....come with me.....

Tony: Where......are you taking me?

Daniela: I....am going to take you to the place where I work sweetie.

Tony: Wait.....what is going to happen to........all of my comfy, clean and folded cloth diapers and all of my plastic pants and onesies?

Daniela: They all are coming with you baby. They may get used on you for a short while while you're there where I work.

As Daniela puts Tony into the back seat of the tandem stroller, Misses Newell loads all of their cloth diapers, plastic pants and onesies underneath the stroller for the two ladies. Daniela then goes over to Charlie's crib and lifts him up and out before putting his legs into the front of the tandem stroller.

Charlie: Miss? Miss.....hey.....Miss......

Daniela: Yes?

Charlie: When will I get my.....diaper changed?

Daniela: Well.....we will see what happens when both of you get to where I work. Ok?

The two women get into the Sprinter van with everything and everyone they needed, then drove to the next cloth diaper daycare which was 15 miles away from where Misses Newell's daycare was. This daycare was up on a hill, a bluff that over-looked the city. It was far enough away from the city that it stood alone for 10 miles all the way around it. The daycare was where the unwanted, soon-to-be-flushees, were brought first, in order to complete an "intake" on them. First, each one was weighed, then, they measured them, then took their height, then measured their waist and then wrote down the colors of hair, eyes, and skin......before logging all of their diapers, clothing and other belongings.
Then, Charlie, Jessica, Tony, and Angie, whom they stopped off at another daycare, and picked up, were all guided into the staging nursery where all three of them were to wait until it was their turn to get flushed down the special toilets.

More to come soon.......