Wednesday, April 15, 2020

The Covid-19 Era Death-With-Dignity Disposal

It was a Sunday morning in late August when Adam arrived at the Newell residence. Daniel and his esteemed wife, Misses Newell, had a prior agreement to allow Adam to be disposed of as waste. Technically speaking, Biological Waste inside disposable diapers, is classified as "MSW" and not regulated, thus acceptable at waste transfer stations, and Waste-To-Energy plants. Since Adam would be wearing only diapers, that would "fit" within the legal classifications as "biological waste inside disposable diapers" which would make him and his diapers "MSW" and thus acceptable as waste. 
Adam had been being "cared for and diapered" by one of misses Newell's friends whom also had two kids of her own still in diapers. 
Misses Newell's friend, agreed to bring Adam over to their house to diaper, feed and give lots of drinks to, until it was Adam's disposal day.
It was a Monday in early June when Adam arrived there at the friend of misses Newell's. He was wearing a thick blue Northshore Care Supply Supreme Overnight diaper with six large booster pads inside which made it hard to put his legs together and walk. His diaper was wet and bulging by the time he arrived at the friend's house. 

 
Misses Newell's female friend: 
Hello there, good to....meet you. Misses Newell has told me....a LOT about you. She tells me.....that....you are a Prince and that.....you are being disposed of in their daycare trash.....is.....this true? 

Adam: Yes...ma'am. I.....have some crippling health problems that I am going to die from soon. I.....decided that.....I would rather die my...OWN way, at the hands of my close friends, being around friends than alone and from what is going to kill me. 

Misses Newell's female friend: Well, In this house......you...have to be wearing one of OUR diapers.....it's manditory. Take your clothes and shoes off and let me get you into one of our Luvs Deluxe diapers


.....and out...of that....BIG, BULGING......bulky wet.....thing you have on. 

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Like a Spy; The Covid-19 Street Survival


Like A Spy
Covid-19 Street Survival




It was a Sunday Evening in mid February of 2020 that a Saudi-American Royal Prince, the eldest son of His Royal Highness, Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud, arrived in the capital of Washington State.
Not knowing.....where anything was or what was going on.....Prince Adam Bin Alwaleed grabbed his Orange rolling suitcase, his Gig-bag with his acoustic guitar in it, and his backpack n his back and headed off into the dimming and dwindling daylight to seek shelter.  
A Prince, wearing his brown Saudi Thobe, a dark black hooded jacket dragged his rolling orange suitcase, acoustic guitar gig-bag with his black backpack full and on his back, to the nearest homeless shelter because his appointment with a potential rentee, had fallen through.....due to Covid-19......and not taking any more renters till further notice. Stuck....in a perpetual homeless situation.....being unable to get housing, the streets suddenly being bare......as though no one was left.....in the city......no business opened, no services available......nowhere to go.....the questions occured to His Royal Highness, Prince Adam Bin Alwaleed; 
"OK.....where.....do I go?"
"Where do I find decent food?" 
"What....can I DO....all day?" 

































































The Car Crusher-Covid-19 Death-With-Dignity

           The Car Crusher
Covid-19 Death-With-Dignity


Disclaimer: In the event that His Royal Highness, Prince Adam Bin Alwaleed gets Covid-19 in the future, I will have arranged for a pre-need and legal Death-With-Dignity" method if death by being crushed inside of a junk vehicle body along with what is leftover of my incontinence products and a few of the cloth diapers I have and will be soon receiving from a local diaper service. 

For the actual Washington State ' Death-With-Dignity" law.....here is the link; 



















Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Diaper Laundry Day-Washing Disposable Diapers

For Mary Frost on Facebook. 


It was every Saturday morning that Aaron's adoptive mom did loads if laundry. The loads in the mornings were clothing, the afternoon loads were cloth diapers and the evening loads were disposable diapers. Aaron's adoptive mom was impoverished enough that disposable diapers cost too much and cloth diapers cost too much up-front. It was only twice a month that Aaron's adoptive mom got new disposable diapers. 
Between the two times each month, Aaron's adoptive mom would wash Aaron and loads of wet disposable diapers. 
Aaron was a disabled 19 year old midget and has been in toddler diapers since birth. 

Mary: (Aaron's adoptive mom, coming into Aaron's room to get Aaron stripped down to just his diaper and bring the first wet diaper pail over to the washing machine) Ok baby..... It's time to do some diaper laundry now. Are you......ready to be washed with your diapers? 

Aaron: Awwwwwwe......MAN! Do.....I.....HAVE......to be washed? 

Mary: Yes.....YOU....DO! We go.....through this.....every......time it is laundry day! You KNOW.....you have no choice! You...want clean diapers to wear.....right? 

Aaron: Yeah......

Mary: Then.....let's go hun.....time to wash you and your diapers now....come.....wanna help carry some of your diapers to the washer?

Aaron: O.......K.......The diapers......stink! 

Mary: They won't for long. 

Aaron: What kind of laundry detergent are you going to use on my diapers and I? 

Mary Frost: Oh....probably.......whatever I have around. Maybe some tide or arm and hamner detergent. Don't worry.....you and your diapers will come out smelling....nice......and fresh! OK.....in...ya go.....tuck those legs in.....there.....now.....lay on your right side.......yeah......there ya go. Now......time for.....some detergent.....

Mary poured some of the liquid detergent into the diapers, drizzling some onto Aaron and his diaper. Mary didn't want to miss Aaron and his diaper though so.....she asked Aaron to.....stand up so that she could......pour some more laundry detergent onto Aaron and then his diaper. 

Mary Frost: Aaron......can.....you stand up again for me please? I need to.....pour some of this liquid detergent all over you and your diaper sweetie. 

Aaron gets back up then stands up so that Mary can pour the detergent all over Aaron's body then....Mary pulls the front elastic of his diaper back with her index and middle fingers of her left hand while pouring the second half cap full of liquid detergent into Aaron's diaper. Then after a half-cap-full of degergent is poured again, Mary pulls back the elastics in the back waistband of Aaron's diaper then pours the little bit of detergent down into the padding of the diaper before letting the elastics snap back. 

Mary Frost: OK....Aaron, time....to....go ahead and.....lay back down....like a good boy.....ok? Get.....ready......it's wash-a-bye diaper-boy time! (Closing and lowering the lid and then selecting the water temps before turning the dials to select the washer cycle, then pushing the start button.) 

Mary Frost: There.......that....is started.....now.......I have to get his.....cloth diapers ready to....wash after this load......and hang the other disposable diapers out to finish drying. 

Just then......the doorbell rang and Mary went to go answer the door. 

Mary Frost: (Answering the door) Hi....there......Frankie......Nice......to see you again. Come......come on in. 
(Ushering both Little Frankie and his mom into the living room) What brings you two by? 

Frankie's mom: Well, we wanted to know.......if I could get you to.....wash Frankie here and some of his.....wet disposable diapers. I have some money here for you....if you say...yes. 

Mary Frost: How...MUCH money are we....talking about here? 

Frankie's Mom: About $150 

Mary Frost: Suuuure! For that.....I'll do it. 

Frankie's Mom: I.....DO have.....a few stipulations though.....one.....look at all if these.....koolaid stains he has down his tummy and arms.....if they don't come out and if any of his diapers fall apart in the wash.....go ahead and just......throw him...and what's left of his diapers away in the trash. 

Mary Frost: Will.....do. OK.....Frankie......come with me.....I am going to put you......into one of my.....laundry pails until it is time to wash you and a load of your diapers. 

Frankie: How long do I....have to stay in here???? 

Mary Frost: It's going to be about.....an hour or two.....I don't care.....what you do in there until then.....

Frankie: Will I get a clean and dry diaper once I get out of the washer? 

Mary Frost: We shall see what condition you're in after the wash is done. If you still have stains in ya, you will get thrown away in the trash with your diapers. 






Sunday, March 22, 2020

The Waste-To-Energy Plant (Continued 6)















Daniel and Jeff began their afternoon route. The lodal Evo side loader was empty and ready to receive all of the diapers and diapered trash. 🗑 Daniel drives the empty diaper collection lodal Evo to the next stop,



a large daycare for unwanted diapered people. There were always a row of six over-filled toters and at least 4 diapered trash waiting in the toters.
The janitorial ladies usually brought out between 2 and 4 more diapered trash for disposal collection. Upon arrival, Daniel Newell jumps out of the cab and goes over to the first over-filled toters with one of the diapered trash in it. He quickly rolled the toter over to the side of the truck, hooked the toter to the tote-tipper then he flipped the lid right before activating the tote-tipper. As the load of diapers and the diapered girl fall into the hopper, the diapered girl gets up to her knees to peer over the side, though just in time to get a face-full of more diapers as Daniel empties another toter. Once the diapered girl got back up to her knees at the edge of the hopper so she could get Daniel's attention;

Diapered Girl: Hey......mister? Is my......diaper squishy enough? 

Daniel: (Reaching over to the girl's diaper to give it some poking and patting) Yep! Sure.......is. Now......get ready.........I gotta run a few cycles of the packer. 

Daniel reaches over to push the button with his closed fist on the side of the hopper. He gives the button a punch and suddenly the compactor blade begins to advance. As the blade advances, the diapered girl's grip on the the side of the hopper.

Thickly Diapered girl: NO!!!! Stop....It! Let........me........out! Ah............man!!!! My.............comfy diaper! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!!!!!!


Daniel Newell stood there....watching as the girl and the diapers got squished together as they were forcefully shoved into the packer container against the rest of the diapers. Then Jeff and Daniel finished emptying the last toters, the cleaning ladies then brought out 3 more diapered trash that were dressed in only their disposable diapers. The first one, a girl with pink ribbons in her two pigtails, wearing a thick, puffy and bulky Pampers Ultra diaper (with the blue waistband) 




was whining and resisting......trying to get the cleaning lady to let go of her hand. 

Diapered Girl with Pigtails: Miss? Miss? Let...GO! Let...GO...of me! Where are......you......TAKING me????? 

Daniel Newell: (Putting the last toter back) A.....few more? 

Cleaning Lady: Yes.....just.....in time for the diaper-trash truck. 

Daniel: Ok.....load the girl......then....I will empty the bags you brought out and then I will run a packer cycle. Then.....when the cycle is done, you can load the boy......

Cleaning Lady: Sounds good. I.....don't like dealing with these diapered trash! They......stink.....their diapers are....wet......and we have too many of them......weekly. 

Daniel: I.....completely......understand. We offer our services because there is such a need for it. We take your unwanted diapers and diapered trash and we send it all to places that convert it all into useful electricity. We don't mind taking all of your.....unwanted diapered trash. (Helping to lift the diapered girl into the hopper) Hi there.....ready to go into my hopper? 

Diapered Girl: No! I....don't WANNA! 

Daniel Newell: Tough!!! You're going in any way! (Tossing the diapered girl into the hopper) 

Diapered Girl: UH! (Landing on her knees in the hopper on top of a few loose diapers on the smooth hopper floor) Let....me out please mister......

Daniel Newell: No! You're staying in there! You.....are.....trash and now.....you belong to.....my company until we get you to the Waste-To-Energy plant. 

Diapered Girl: Wait! What.....will happen when you take me to.....that....place you said? 

Daniel Newell: (about to hit the packer button) You.....will get to dry out and get rotten a bit before they decide to......load you into their super hot boiler furnace. Ok.....it's...packer time! (Hitting the compactor activation button before tossing in a couple of bags of heavy diapers into the hopper, one of the bags hitting the diapered girl in her right shoulder, knocking her over onto her left side.) 

Daniel then walks over to the last full toter of diapers and brings it over to the side of the Lodal Evo semi-automated side loader and hooks the toter up to the tote-tipper as he flips the lid open. Then as he activates the tote-tipper, the toter load begins to rise and tip over in a fast motion causing all of the loose diapers and the bags of diapers as well as the boxes and leftover opened packages of diapers to fall out into the hopper and some flying out and landing on the moving compactor blade. 

Diapered Girl: Noooooooooo!!!! Uh! Stop! Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh

The compactor blade shoved the diapers and the diapered girl into the packer container against the diapers already inside and the diapered boy. Then Daniel and Jeff got into the cab and drove to the next stop. During the 20 minute drive to the second daycare that was in an old strip-mall, Daniel had the compactor running in continuous cycles even though the packer container wasn't that full yet. As Daniel pulls the truck up to the line of six full toters, both Jeff and Daniel noticed the cleaning ladies waiting with four diapered trash near the last toters. 
Daniel and Jeff jump out of the cab of the Lodal Evo Newell Diaper Disposal truck and Daniel goes over to the first toter and then rolls it over to the side of the truck and then hooks it to the tote-tipper and then flips the lid open as the toter begins to rise and then tips over. 
As the loads of bagged and loose diapers, pull-ups, wipes, old stained up and torn onesie bodysuits, opened left-over packs of clean diapers, boxes of old Wing-Fold disposable diapers as well as six fully stocked diaper bags, fall into the hopper and settle, Daniel bangs the toter then lowers it before rolling the newly empty toter back into it's place. Then Daniel walks over to the cleaning lady with the four diapered trash waiting with her and begins taking the first one.....a thickly and saggy diapered girl with pigtails wearing a thick Luvs Baby Pants diaper with a wing-fold diaper on over it. 

Daniel Newell: Hey......Alex.......Is this all you have for us? 

Alex (The Cleaning Lady): Yep. All we have for this load.....we will have about the same or a few more for the second time this week. 

Daniel Newell: I'll Be looking for them. Come......little diapered trash......wanna see the.....inside of my nice diaper collection truck where the diapers go? It's.....time for your.....disposal.......(lifting the thickly and saggy diapered girl with pigtails up and putting her into the hopper on her knees.) 

Daniel Newell: (Grunting a little bit) O.......K.......IN......ya go. 

Diapered Girl In Pigtails: Why am I being put in here with all of these.....wet and stinky diapers????

Daniel Newell: Because......you are trash. We are here to take you and the diapers to the nice Waste-To-Energy plant so you and the stinky diapers will generate some electricity. 

Daniel goes over to the third full toter while Jeff dumps the second toter's contents into the hopper. 
Large, heavy, bulky black and white trash bags tumble out and fall into the hopper, landing against the thickly diapered girl with pigtails. Then as the loose, folded-over wet diapers and the rolled up messy diapers tumbled, rolled and fell info the hopper, settling into the girl's lap as she lay on her back now, on the floor of the hopper in top of other loose diapers, pull-ups and used wipes. Then Jeff puts the now empty toter back while Daniel empties and bangs the third full toter, spilling out large, heavy, black and white trash bags full of wet and messy diapers and pull-ups, as well as opened packages of leftover disposable diapers. The loads fall all over the diapered girl mostly covering her upper body nearest to the compactor blade, with the loose, wet, folded-over pull-ups & disposable diapers. 
The leftover opened packages of clean diapers fell next to the thickly diapered girl before more large, heavy black trash bags pumbled her body. 

Daniel Newell: (Hitting the packer button) OK.....it's.....PACKERRRR tiiiime!!! 

Daniel starts the compactor as Jeff brings the fourth full toter over to the tote-tipper before emptying the load of diapers in on top of the moving compactor blade. A few of the loose diapers fall onto the ground next to the truck which the street sweeper sitting about 30 feet back behind the Newell Disposal Lodal Evo side loader, waiting for the truck to move, waits it's turn to sweep up anything that has fallen to the ground. 
Then as the compactor cycle processed and crushed the diapers and the diapered girl before retracting to it's starting position, the cleaning lady wrenched the arm of the boy wearing a thick, soggy, saggy Pampers Baby-Dry diaper on with a Pampers Wing-Fold diaper on over that, over to the side of the dirty and stinky hopper. 

Diapered Boy in Pampers Diapers:
Miss! Ouch! Let...GO of me! Stop.....it! I don't wanna go over there! Why do I need to....be here???? 

Cleaning Lady: O....K boy......it's Your turn to be disposed of! (Turning to Daniel) Ok....he...is all yours. 

Daniel walks over to the boy, slides his gloved hands underneath his arms and into his armpits like a fork-lift then raises the boy up and then puts him down into the hopper, forcing him to lay on his left side with his back towards the packer blade.




Daniel Newell: OK son.....it's trash time! IN.... Ya .....GO! 

Then Jeff empties the fifth toter into the hopper spilling all of the loose diapers into the hopper on top of the boy whom tried to sit up when Jeff dumped the toter and knocked him back down again. 
The heavy white force-flex trash bags full of diapers kept the struggling boy down on his side just long enough for Daniel to be able to dump the sixth and last full toter of loose diapers into the hopper before starting the compactor. 
As the diaper-avalanche spilled into the hopper all over the diapered boy's body, Daniel hit the packer switch with a fist before lowering the now empty toter. Once the toter was rolled back, Daniel walked over to the last diapered trash, a thickly diapered girl wearing thick and very bulky vintage Huggies Story-Time diapers with number blocks on the taping panel. 

Daniel Newell: Hi there.....(inserting both hands into the girl's arm-pits like the forks on a front-end loader trash truck and picking her up off the ground before carrying her over to the side of the hopper of the Newell Disposal Lodal Evo semi-automated side loader) ready to go into my...nice hungry diaper trash truck???? 

Thickly Huggies-Diapered Girl: NO! Wait! Please......don't make me go in there with those stinky diapers!!! 
Please! 

Daniel Newell: Well! Tough! You are trash and I am here to take the Trash away to the.....nice waste-to-energy plant where you and all if these diapers will make us lots and lots of useful electricity! Trashy diapered girls and boys will become good electric energy once I dump the load! Ok.....IN......ya go! Bye-bye little diapered trash! It's packer-time! (Pounding the packer button again.) Then as the compactor blade pushed the diapered girl into the loads of diapers, Daniel walked to the cab, got in with Jeff standing in the running boads along side the hopper, looking down into the hopper, watching the diapered girl getting her diapered butt smashed against the loose and bagged diapers as her bulky and puffy diaper gets smashed, and then Daniel waves to the cleaning lady as he begins to drive to the next stop. 

Meanwhile........back at the Newell Daycare.......

Diapered Dark-Haired Boy: (Looking down into the packer container full of diapers covering Jack who was laying there.) Why is.......that boy in there? He looks like he....likes it in there!

Misses Newell: Actually.....he DOES like being compacted. I like......seeing what happened to him and the diapers after the compactor cycles run! I LOVE to make sure...that the diapers and the diapered trash get...PLENTY of packing! Looks like......his wet diaper has burst a little near the right leg elastics there.......some of the squishy padding has leaked out! WHEW! Gross! Drop those diapers in there so that I can run a few more cycles........THERE! Good.....it's packer......time again!

Misses Newell slides the compactor door closed again and then starts the compactor. It kind of sounds like when you close the door of a dishwasher and start it, only with slightly more whining from the PTO.
Misses Newell left and was about to change diapers on all of the disposees. Two of the disposees were about to be disposed of in the diaper pails.  

Misses Newell: (Walking into the disposee nursery)  OK......everyone, it's diaper changing time......I am going to start with the two boys, then the two girls before I change the boy and girl in the last two cribs. The last two......are being thrown away after their diaper changes. 

Misses Newell slides the crib side down and then begins grabbing the first boy's legs so to get him positioned for his diaper change, with his legs dangling over the side. 

Misses Newell: OK.....hon, time to....change that wet diaper of yours.......which of the diapers would you prefer? (Showing the boy the selection of diapers) 

First Boy in Crib: Um......I want.......that.....thick white one with the......number blocks in the taping panel. 

Misses Newell: The.....Huggies diaper? Sure......I still have lots of those left. 



First Boy in Crib: Why.....do those.....last two over in those last cribs, have the piles of diapers in there with them??? 

Misses Newell: Oh.....those? Well, they wanted to keep their wet diapers that I change. They are....their diapers......so.....when it is time for their disposals, the diapers go into the trash with them. 

First Boy In Crib: Are you....going to save....MY.....wet diapers too.....like them? 

Misses Newell: Yes hon, if.....that is what you want.....sure.....I can do that......at least until your disposal.

Misses Newell unfastens the tapes of the boy's diapers then pulls the front of his diaper down. She then grabs some wipes and uses 5 or so to clean the boy before folding the front over the back half of the diaper as she pulls the diaper from under the boy. She sets the folded-over wet diaper aside inside the crib while she opens the back flaps of the Huggies Story-Time diaper before lifting the boy up under his legs while sliding the diaper under him before laying the boy down onto the half opened diaper. Then, misses Newell opens the front half and then lays it across the boy's diapering area before reaching over and releasing the right tape and then fastening it then doing the same for the left tape. 

Misses Newell: There.....ya are hon.....all.....nice and dry. 

First Boy in Crib: How long.....before I get thrown away with my diapers miss? 

Misses Newell: Well......it could be a few days to a couple of weeks. I usually try to use up as many diapers as we can before you are put into one of the diaper pails or my kitchen compactor, if your diapers need some.....wetness squeezed out of them before they go to the Waste-To-Energy plant. 

First Boy In Crib: How long have those two at the end been here? 

Misses Newell: They.....both have been here for about a month. The boy.....is a diaper-tester and the girl.....was a cosmetics test subject. 
They are being thrown away after their diaper changes today. 

Misses Newell closes the first crib then goes to the second crib, lowers the side then positions the sandy bonde haired boy inside so that his legs dangle over the side so she can begin changing his diaper. 

Misses Newell: OK....how are you? Does.....your diaper need.....changing? Let me see.....ok? 

Misses Newell inserts her index and middle fingers on her right hand into the leg elastics of the boy's thick and crinkly Luvs Deluxe for boys diaper to feel it for wetness. 




Misses Newell: Yyyep! It is time to change your diaper hon. Do you.....want to....save this diaper or should I take it to the diaper pail? 

Second Boy In Crib: I don't want my diaper. I do....want to save that.....Fitti diaper that you have there! UH! They.....are.....SO soft! 



Misses Newell: Oh......ok....not a problem. Yes.....the Fitti diapers really ARE nice and soft....even.....when extremely wet. I don't blame you there. 



Second Boy In Crib: Where do the diapers go.....after they are thrown away? 

Misses Newell: Well hon, first....they go into one of our diaper pails. 




They stay there until the pail is full. Then I take them out to one of our 96 gallon toters where they wait until our Newell Diaper Disposal truck comes to take them to the Waste-To-Energy plant where they stay for between 3 to 7 days and get mixed with dry waste. Then a large grapple crane comes down, picks the diapers and other trash up and then loads it into the funnel hopper with other trash. It then only takes about 30 to 45 minutes before everything falls down into the boiler chamber and then turns into ash. 

Second Boy in Crib: When....it's time for my disposal....will you care what I am doing in the diaper pail? 

Misses Newell: No hon.....I will not. Once any of you are in the diaper pail or in the toters, you....and your diapers are trash. I won't care what happens to you then. 

Second Boy In Crib: Will it matter if my diaper is wet or not when it's time for my disposal? 

Misses Newell: No, afraid not, though I do try to wait until your diaper is wet even a little bit before I throw you and your diaper away. 

Misses Newell completes the second boy's diaper change then takes the wet folded-over Luvs Deluxe for boys diaper with 7 used wipes tucked inside away before putting the boy's legs back in and raising the side up. Then misses Newell went over to the third crib and then lowered the side and pulled the girl out of the crib and had her lay down on the floor in front of her. 

Misses Newell: Well......are.....you ready for your disposal hon? 
Let's see what we have here......
Yep! Time to change. This....will be your......final diaper change. Is there a particular diaper or couple of diapers that....you want to wear for disposal? 

Girl from Third Crib: Um.....Yeah......I want......one of the.....thick Fitti diapers, then......I want one of those Huggies Story-Time diapers over it. Then......may....I have my.....plastic pants put on over? 

Misses Newell: Sure sweetie......that isn't going to be a problem.

Misses Newell unfastens the tapes and pulls the girl's diaper down. She then pulls the wet diaper out from under the girl before folding the diaper over and then setting it aside with the other diapers. 
Then she opens the new and clean bulky, thick Fitti overnight diaper 
and lifts the girl up under her knees while skillfully sliding the back half of the thick, soft, bulky Fitti Overnight diaper underneath the girl. Then misses Newell puts the girl's legs down, spreads them open a bit, then she begins to use a bunch of baby wipes to clean the girl's skin off, dropping each used wipe into the new Fitti Overnight diaper. Then Misses Newell grabs one of the thick Huggies Story-Time diapers and opens it up. She then lifts the girl up again and slides the thick, bulky diaper underneath her and then she pulls the front half up between the girl's legs before fastening the tapes. Then.....misses Newell reaches into the girl's diaper bag and takes out a pair of heart ❤ printed plastic pants. Misses Newell then puts each leg into each leg-hole before working the plastic pants up and then over the girl's two very thick and bulky diapers. 


Girl From Third Crib: Miss? How....come you are putting the wipes into my.....clean diaper? 

Misses Newell: Because hon, you....and this diaper, as well as the one I took off of you.....are going to be thrown away in just a few. It....doesn't matter if the wipes go into the wet diaper or the dry one. They all are going to the same place. 

Girl From Third Crib: Where is that miss? 

Misses Newell: Into one of the diaper pails once I am done changing your diaper hon. 

Girl From Third Crib: No! Please!!! Don't do that! Doesn't the.....cosmetic testing labs still need me? 

Misses Newell: No...sorry. They called yesterday right after you came back and said that they wanted you to be disposed of. They even brought all of the diapers they took off of you too! Sorry.....it's.....off to the dirty diaper pail with you I'm afraid. You...and your diapers.....are going to make....lots of nice electricity for us. The....waste-to-energy plant called and asked us for as many of our diapered disposees as we can give them. They have room for a lot of you in the next two weeks. It's time....for your disposal now hon. Would.....you like to be a good helper and carry your wet diapers to the diaper pail for me? 

Girl From Third Crib: Do......I....have.....to? 

Misses Newell: No.....it would just be......a lot....easier. Ok.....ready? Which diaper pail.....would you prefer to go into? 

Girl From Third Crib: No......which one do you.....think I should be put into? 

Misses Newell gathers up all of the girl's diapers from her crib and puts them all into a white Glad Force-Flex trash bag and sets it near the girl on the floor. Then she goes and gathers up the bag of used diapers from the Cosmetic Testing facility and then sets that heavy black trash bag next to the white one. 

Misses Newell: (Setting the black trash bag down).......I....think you will best fit into one of our 32 gallon cans outside. Come......it's nice and warm outside. Makes the stink worse though......

Misses Newell grabs the loose diapers and then grabs the heavy white trash bag full of the girl's diapers from her crib in her left hand while grabbing the girl's left hand in her right hand before walking the bag, the loose diapers and the diapered girl outside to the back porch where there are two silver 32 gallon trash cans full of diapers. One contains only the wet diapers and pull-ups while the second can contains only the messy diapers and pull-ups. 



Misses Newell sets the white bag and the loose diapers down, putting the two loose diapers on top of the bag. Then she lifts the metal lid with can locks on them, off and sets it aside. 



Misses Newell: OK.....hon.....time to......get you inside the can. I don't care if you....lay on your.....tummy or your back. It's......time for disposal......in.....ya....go.....there.....I will be.....right.....back with the bag of your......diapers from the......cosmetic testing facility. I have......to put the lud back on....and the lid-locks on. 

Girl From Third Crib: Does....it matter if....my legs won't fit in here? 

Misses Newell: No hon.....it....doesn't. Ok......here comes.....the.....lid. 

Misses Newell put the lid back on then put the lid-lock back on before going back for the black and heavy bag of the girl's wet diapers from the Cosmetic Testing Facility. 
Inside the can, the girl began to feel her diapers, plastic pants and the used wipes down in the crotch of her thick, bulky, crinkly Fitti 
Overnight diaper


 underneath the Thick Huggies Story-Time diapers



 and the Heart-Print plastic pants as she lay in the wet diaper pail on her back, with her legs dangling over the side of the can.
A few short minutes later, misses Newell came back to the can outside carrying another loose and wet Huggies Story-Time diaper with a lot of powder clumps and a lot of used baby wipes inside as well as the black trash bag full of the girl's wet diapers from the Cosmetic Testing Facility. 
Misses Newell walks out to the porch and over to the can, releases the lid-locks then sets the lid aside again. Then, misses Newell decides to open then pour the diapers from the black trash bag into the silver 32 gallon wet diaper pail. The diapers began to fall out of the bag and land on the girl's diaper and her chest before misses Newell put some of the folded-over diapers on the girl's head and face. 

Girl in the Can: Blah! Yuuuuck! Grrross! Naaaasty! These diapers.....stink! 

Misses Newell: Better get.....used to it! There will be more coming between now and the next few days.  

Girl In The Can: Miss? Miss! 
Do...you...HAVE.....to put all of these ......wet diapers all over.....my....face like this? (Moving a few aside) 

Misses Newell: I will put diapers....in.....where there is room, even.....if.....it's in your face. I....don't care what.....happens to you or your diapers now.......that you are in the trash. It's going.....to get really, really wet and stinky in there......until it's time to empty the trash into one of the toters. Now.....here comes the lid! 

Misses Newell puts the lid back on then uses the lid-locks to lock the lid down so it doesn't fall off. The lid begins to put a little pressure on the girl's thighs right above her knees. The girl begins to feel the diapers around her with her hands. They feel cold, wet and somewhat slimy. As the first few minutes go by, the girl can hear birds chirping and squaking as well as the sounds of cars and trucks going by not to mention the sounds of aircraft flying overhead. 
Misses Newell then went back inside to change the last boy that was being thrown away right after his diaper change. Once back inside her chaotic home daycare, misses Newell went to grab a few more Fitti Overnight diapers



and a few more of the Huggies Story-Time diapers 


before going right back out to the disposee nursery in the backyard. Once inside, misses Newell lowered the fourth crib's side then helped the boy out of the crib before laying him down on the floor to get his diaper changed. Then, misses Newell grabbed the boy's diaper bag and then grabbed one of the Fitti Overnight diapers as well as a Luvs Deluxe for boys and a Huggies Story-Time diaper before coming to sit down on the floor to change the boy. 

Misses Newell: Well.....are.... You....ready for a diaper change sweetie? 

Boy from Crib 4: Did....I hear.....that....I am being.....disposed of after my diaper change miss? 

Misses Newell: (Unfastening the tapes and pulling the front of the boy's diaper down.) Yes....hon.....yiu and your diapers are being thrown away today. 

Boy From Crib 4: Doesn't the Diaper-Testing place.....still need me? 




Misses Newell: No sweetie. They told me that they would not be needing you any more and that it was up to me how to dispose of you. They DID....however.....leave your leftover clean test-diapers that we have to throw away. I just....hate to....waste perfectly good diapers like this! 

Boy from Crib 4: So.....I get...to wear those....diapers with the balloons 🎈 on them AND......those think Huggies diapers too???? 

Misses Newell: Yes hon......it's better that you have two diapers on since you won't be having your diapers changed any more after this....and it uses up one more diaper. 

Misses Newell pulls the wet diaper out from under the boy, folding it over before setting the diaper on the boy's chest. Then Misses Newell opened the back of the Fitti diaper and then slid the open diaper underneath the boy. Then, misses Newell began to wipe the boy clean one last time with the rest of the remaining wipes (about 16 wipes) dropping the used wipes into the padding of the Fitti diaper. Then, misses Newell added a whole bunch of baby powder in front and in back of the diaper before pulling the font of the diaper up and fastening the tapes snuggly. Then Misses Newell opened the thick, bulky Huggies Story-Time Overnight diaper and then slid it under the boy, and the Fitti diaper. She then pulled the front of the thick Huggies Story-Time diaper up between his legs and then fastened the tapes slightly loosely to allow for the extra room taken from the Fitti diaper. Then, misses Newell reached into the boy's diaper bag and pulled out a large, tall, white trash bag and began to open it. She then removed the perforated corners to reveal some leg-holes with triple elastics at each leg. 

Boy from Crib 4: Miss? What....is that....big bag for????? 

Misses Newell: OH.....you mean.....this? This hon.....is for you and the diapers you saved. You and...your diapers will be going into this... custom-made trash bag I ordered. These trash bags are all baby powder scented and have some baby powder in them. 



Boy from Crib 4: Do I.....  HAVE... To go into that bag miss? 

Misses Newell: Yes...hon.....you....have NO choice! It's just.....hiw it has.....to be. Trash....doesn't have a choice how or where it gets disposed of. Now.....let me get this.....bag put on ya......then.....we can start filling it with all of your nice.....wet diapers that you saved. There....sure are.....a LOT.....of diapers in your crib!!! 

Boy from Crib 4: UUUH!!! This bag.....feels........hot and sweaty! 

Misses Newell: Sorry hon......it's the way.....it's going to be.....now.....stand up for me......there.....good boy.....now come over here to your crib while I.....fill your bag with your diapers......there.....stand.....RIGHT......there.....and don't move......OK? 

Misses Newell holds the back half of the large, white custom diaper trash bag open with her right hand while grabbing handfuls of the boy's saved up wet diapers from his crib. The piles of his saved diapers amount to about two and a half tall kitchen Force-Flex trash bags worth. The custom bag shortly becomes full and Misses Newell begins pulling the Carry handles up around the boy's chest just under his neck. 

Misses Newell: OK hon......time to.....tie the bag closed now......

Boy from Crib 4: It's....hot.....wet and stinky in the bag! The......diapers feel....cold and slimy! 

Misses Newell: Tough......you're trash now! I don't care what.....happens to you...OR the diapers! It's time to......take the trash out now! Out......to the toters you go.....trash! 

Misses Newell ties the carry handles tightly, cinching the bag top around the boy's chest with his head and neck sticking out from the top and his legs and feet sticking out of the leg-holes in each corner then she forcefully guides the bagged boy outside, through the yard and then out to the alley where there are four half-full blue and white toters waiting. 

Misses Newell: OK.....time to.....get into the big can now......it's trash disposal time. 

Misses Newell puts the five-step ladder up against the toter and then makes the bagged and thickly diapered boy climb up the ladder and then lay down onto his back, on top of the loose diapers, pull-ups and plastic pants already inside. The bag around the boy, bunched up and crinkled loudly as Misses Newell lowered the lid with rhe boy's legs dangling over the front side of the blue toter with the white lid. Then misses Newell took the ladder and then walked back into the daycare. 
Misses Newell had a lot of the usual clients there this day and she called a few of her workers in to assist with all of the regular clients. 
Today......misses Newell had two new disposees coming in.....one that wore pre-fold cloth diapers underneath their thick Huggies Story-Time diapers, as a means to add more absorbency to the already thick diapers and the other whom was a rather heavy wetter whom was always double-diapered in layered disposable diapers. 
The boy with cloth diapers underneath his disposable diapers, his mother only uses the cloth diapers once and then throws each one away at each and every diaper change. The boy's mother buys the old rag cloth diapers from a couple of local diaper services. The first one to arrive is the boy with cloth diapers under his disposable diapers and his mother. 

Misses Newell: (Greeting the mother first and then the boy.)
Hello there, welcome to The Newell Daycare. Who......might....YOU....be little one???? 

Boy's Mom-Darla: He.....is Mike. 
I...brought him here today, as per our....prior phone conversation, because one; we can no longer afford to diaper our little heavy-wetter and two; he will never grow any taller than how tall he is now. He will stay as tall as a two and a half year old. His doctor said that he will never be able to be out of diapers either. 

Misses Newell: We.....completely......understand that from personal experience. Part of what we offer here......is to dispose of your......unwanted diapers and any.....uh hum.......diapered trash. 

Darla: I have the.....fee amount here.....for ya....(Handing Misses Newell a money order for $2,500 ) 
I....also have.....all of his leftover packs of his disposable diapers as well as.....these old rag cloth diapers we have to use in all of his diapers because he pees through his diapers otherwise. You.....can't just use......a regular diaper on him. I took the liberty of pre-making up about......two weeks worth of diaper changes for him ahead of time....each diaper with a clean cloth diaper inside for added absorbency. I throw all of his......cloth diapers away with each diaper change with his disposable diaper. 

Misses Newell: Uh.....Normally......We don't deal.....with cloth diapers here. Since.....we are just.....using them once and throwing them away with the disposable diapers, I will let it....slide. I will make sure....to use up all of the diapers you pre-made for him first. After he runs out, we will use double disposable diapers or even triple disposable diapers if necessary. It will help use up two or three times the diapers this way. 

Darla: I....will be RIGHT.....back with four cases of his.....leftover, unused diapers.....

While Darla goes to bring in the cases of diapers, misses Newell takes the very puffy diapered boy over to a playpen and puts him into it. The playpen is usually used for staging disposees whom need to go into the kitchen compactor and fir those whom just arrived. 

Misses Newell: OK sweetie.....you get.....to go in here for just a little bit while......your mom and I get you and your things taken care of. Then, I will come and check your diaper to see if it needs to be changed.

Misses Newell then walks over to her desk and begins filling out the custodial paperwork as well as the documents which show how the boy is to be disposed of, and the pernission to dispose of him. 
Darla comes back carrying two large cardboard boxes full of unopened packs of Fitti Overnight diapers which she sets down near misses Newell's desk before going back for the final two cases of Huggies Disney-Designs diapers. 
Darla puts the last two cases down next to the other two boxes then she and Misses Newell talk about the various disposal plans and costs as well as methods. Darla fills the paperwork out, signs them and dates them before paying misses Newell. Then, Darla comes over to the Playpen where her now former thickly diapered son is to say her final good-byes.

Darla: OK sweetie.....Mommy has to go soon. You try and be as good to misses Newell as you can...ok? Mommy is leaving you here with misses Newell who is going to throw you....and all of your diapers, diaper bag, clothing and your stroller away. Mommy and Daddy will never see you again! Misses Newell and her husband will be throwing you away very soon. (Giving rhe boy a kiss on his forehead) Bye-Bye baby.......

With that.......Darla gets up and heads for the door before leaving. 
Misses Newell comes over to the Playpen to see if the new boy needs his diaper changed. 

Misses Newell: (Standing over the low playpen) Well.....Well.....Well. Is it time......to change your diaper? Let me.....see.......(inserting her right hand index finger into the boy's left elastic leg gathers and feeling the inside for wetness.) Yep! Sure.....is. Here.....let me help you up and out of there sweetie......

Misses Newell picks the thick and very bulky diapered boy out of the playpen and puts him down onto his feet in front before helping him lie down onto his back on the floor so she can change his soggy, saggy wet diaper. Misses Newell grabbed a Huggies Story-Time diaper, a Luvs Deluxe for him diaper, a bottle of Vanilla scented baby powder, a large container of baby wipes then set all of that next to her. 
Once misses Newell was finished changing the boy's diaper, there was a pile of diapers near her that was from earlier when she changed some of the regular daycare clients. As she stood up, she helped the boy back into the playpen and then she tossed all of the diapers into the playpen. 


Just then......a woman in a suit came in with a tall, dark-haired man about 5'9 and 48 years old, and wearing a very thick, blue Northshore Care Supply Supreme Overnight diape and just a white t-shirt. 


Misses Newell: Well Hello there. I see that you are wearing a VERY thick and bulky big-boy diaper. Once it is wet......I will have you change into one of....our diapers. It will need to be modified to fit you though so.....I will get you two diapers, some scissors and some very sticky tape to make them fit you. 

Adam: You mean.......to tell me that......I have to wear those diapers and not these? What if I leak? I will use up a lot more of those than these.......

Misses Newell: I don't care.......if you use up a lot of diapers, we have plenty. If you need more, we will get you more. 

Adam: Where....am I being kept until it's diaper trash day? 

Misses Newell: You......will be put outside into our large 6 yard white dumpster and you get to stay there until my husband comes to dump the diapers into his rear-loader truck. 

Adam: How come.....all the others get to be in here before they get thrown away miss Newell? 

Misses Newell: Because hon, you.....are very big diapered trash. You won't fit into the cans we have in here. So......you.....have to go out to our nice, big, stinky dumpster. 

Adam: Will you....smash the diapers down on me when I go into the dumpster? 

Misses Newell: Yeah......most likely......since I like to make sure there is plenty of room for all of the diapers we have to throw in there daily. 

Adam: Will......you be bringing some of the diapers out that are being disposed of from the daycare with me when you take me out for disposal? 

Misses Newell: Yes I will. During the course of the day and into the evening too. Lots and lots of nice, wet and stinky diapers! 

Adam: Do I....have a choice if I am disposed of or not? 

Misses Newell: No hun, you don't. You have to be thrown away with the dirty diapers. Here hun......here is a modified Luvs Deluxe diaper for you to change into.....do you need some wipes? (Handing Adam a modified Blue Luvs Deluxe diaper.) 

Adam: Um....yes Miss Newell. 

Misses Newell: How many hun? 

Adam: Hmmmmm oh about......20 or so will do it. 

Misses Newell hands Adam 20 wipes as she escorts Adam outside to the dumpster,

Misses Newell: OK.....time....to take you out to our.....stinky dumpster. Come with me hon......

Misses Newell carrys one of two full 13 gallon trash cans of diapers from their daycare to the dumpster.
Then, misses Newell stands nearby as Adam begins to take off his clothing he has on starting with his shoes and socks. Then, Adam takes off his pants and leaves them with his shoes and socks next to the dumpster. Adam then takes his shirt off and leaves it in the pile next to the dumpster as Misses Newell brings the second full 13 gallon can of diapers out to the dumpster. As Adam is now ready to go into the dumpster, misses Newell flips the first lid open and then helps Adam into the dumpster. Adam lays down on his back on top of the wet and messy folded over diapers that are already inside. The dumpster is just a quarter of the way full as Adam positions himself inside the dumpster. 

Adam: (laying on his back inside the dumpster, looking up at and watching what misses Newell is doing) Miss Newell? 

Misses Newell: Yes hon? 

Adam: What......kind of truck will be coming? 

Misses Newell: My husband drives a rear-loader truck and he has a lot of daycares on his route. 


Adam: Will he care if I have just my diapers on? 

Misses Newell: No.....he won't. 

Adam: Will he care if my legs dangle over the side of this dumpster? 

Misses Newell: No.....he won't hon. He will just....dump ya when he gets here. 

Adam: Will.....misses Newell....be here to....watch me being disposed of? 

Daniel Newell: If it’s at our house and our daycare then yes she will be there, probably bring out a few extra fresh diapers she just changed as well. That’s what she normally does. 

Misses Newell: If he decides to run you up inside the box, I’ll watch and wait. If not I have things to take care of inside the house. 

Adam: Daniel? How will it go for the diapers and I on trash day? 

Daniel Newell: I usually get to the house back up to our 6 yard dumpster hook my cable up and open the lids and let it air out because the smell is horrendous while I go inside and get coffee, see my wife and kids, normally help her change the kids diapers. As well as for you in the dumpster, I wouldn’t care. 

Adam: Ok.....as the first half of the dumpster falls into the hopper, you then run the packer. Then as the first half gets pulled up and into the box, you dump me and the rest of the diapers into the hopper. I say "Whhhhhoah!!!" ......and land into the hopper on top of a lot of diapers. I land with my legs dangling over the edge. Would you let me lay so that my legs are facing the left side of the truck before running the packer? Would misses Newell come out to watch? 
What if I fall into the hopper and there aren't a lot of diapers? Will you wait until the next stop before running the packer? 


Daniel Newell: You could lay sideways which honestly gives you a better chance and if there isn’t many I will wait until the next stop or better yet just go get like 5 daycares before I go to the house so that way it’s like a big stinky fluffy pillow in the truck

Adam: Do.....I.....Have.......to be.....thrown away? 

Misses Newell: Unfortunately, yes.....a government agency mandated that you be disposed of. 

Daniel Newell: You.....are my trash! On.....trash day.....I come, back up to the dumpster, hook the cable up, flip the lids, then go inside for a bit. You.....get to.....sit and wait until I come back out to dump ya! 



The Covid-19 Era Death-With-Dignity Disposal

It was a Sunday morning in late August when Adam arrived at the Newell residence. Daniel and his esteemed wife, Misses Newell, had a prior a...