Thursday, July 23, 2015

The Trash Route-Trash Day-Version-1-The Rear Loader



The Trash Route-Trash Day

Version-1-The Rear Loader
Based loosely on SimpleSurvival27's (On flickr)  career as a real trash man

Daniel was a very direct one and done kind of guy. His wife, was a kind, strong, open-minded and very loving motherly type of woman. Daniel adored his wife and his wife adored Daniel very, very much. Daniel and his wife were a young couple. They lived in Colorado and while Daniel was out working as a trash man, his wife stayed at home operating a home daycare. Daniel went to work early in the morning around 3:00 and got to work by 4:00, just in time to log into the time-clock and then go to his trash truck to do his daily walk-around visual inspection before taking the truck out on the route. Daniel was assigned to two trucks, one was a Front End Loader and the other was a rear loader.
Today, Daniel was driving the rear end loader.
Daniel starts the truck after the walk-around visual inspection and a safety light check then starts to drive out of the yard. Daniel's first stop is an apartment complex closest to the yard. Daniel arrives at the apartment complex and backs up to the dumpster. Daniel activates the PTO just before he gets out of the cab and pushes the dumpster into the tippers. Then he locks the tippers and then he activates the tippers which cause the dumpster to rise and tip over. The trash inside begins to fall into the hopper like a trashy avalanche. Daniel starts the first part of the compactor blade's cycle. The blade opens up then it starts to come downwards towards the load in the hopper then it stops. Daniel hits the second switch handle and the compactor blade comes the rest of the way down and then scoops the trash up as the blade pushes inwards and upwards. the trash gets forcefully shoved into the packer body resting just on the other side of the blade. Then Daniel lowers the dumpster back down and then releases the safety catches on the tippers.
Then he pushes and rolls the dumpster back into place. Once Daniel is done, he walks back over to the cab and gets in. As Daniel is preparing to leave, The Dispatcher calls Daniel on his cell phone.

Daniel Newell: This is Daniel.....

Dispatcher: Daniel, I am calling to inform you that today when you get to both of your daycare stops, there will be some unusual trash that needs to be collected.

Daniel Newell: OK...HOW..."unusual" IS this so called trash??? What IS it??

Dispatcher: WELL, there will be some diapered people and their diapers in the trash can when you arrive. BOTH daycares have called us yesterday to inform us that there are a couple of diapered people in the dumpster and if you get there at your usual time, around 9 am, the daycare will bring out a couple more. This is going to happen at the first daycare. The other daycare said that they have two diapered people in their dumpster along with their clean cloth diapers, several cases of clean disposable diapers, their dirty disposable diapers and some clothing. Can you handle getting them all into the truck? If not we can send out a special collection truck for them....

Daniel Newell: No, that won't be necessary. I can take care of it....no problem!

Daniel finishes up at this stop and then drives to the next stop, a mall.
There at the mall, he has four dumpsters that he must dump. Daniel dumps the dumpsters and then runs the compactor. Once the load was sufficiently packed, Daniel puts the last dumpster down and then pulls forward. Daniel then drives away from the mall and then to the next stop, a fast food restaurant 2 miles away from the mall. Daniel arrives there and backs up to the dumpster and then gets out to hook the dumpster up. He then raises the dumpster and empties the trash into the hopper. All the large bags tumble down into the hopper as Daniel runs the first packer cycle before he runs the second one for the second half of the load. He then starts the packer as the dumpster was put back into it's place. Then Daniel heads to the next stop, one of three daycares. The first daycare is three point 5 miles away from Daniel's last stop and that much closer to the waste-to-energy plant that Daniel drops the loads off at.
About 20 minutes later, Daniel is pulling into the back of the first daycare approaching the dumpster that has a locked set of gates in front of. Daniel stops the large rear end loader trash truck


and then gets out, keys in hand. He goes over to the lock, and inserts the key. He unlocks the padlock then pulls the key out putting the opened lock back into the slot temporarily while he swings both gates open. Then as he starts to turn around, he turns his head to look at the dumpster. He sees that the loads of trash inside the dumpster have risen above the edge of the dumpster and that there was one diapered person laying on top of a bunch of rolled and unrolled disposable diapers,



cloth diapers and quite a few large cardboard boxes still full of unused, clean Huggies, Pampers and Luvs disposable diapers. Daniel decides to take a closer look to be sure that the load isn't going to spill out all over the place. Daniel goes over to the load and starts to move some of the larger items around in the dumpster so that they won't fall out when he picks the dumpster up. He then walks around to the back side of the dumpster and uses his gloved hands to push down on the thickly diapered boy laying there on top of the diapers with a lot of diapers already covering him.
Diapered Boy: HEY! What? HEY! Why are you doing that????
Daniel: To make sure that you won't fall out onto the ground when I pick the can up.
Diapered Boy: NO! STOP! HEY! I must have fallen asleep! I am in a dumpster? You are a trash man?
Daniel: Yes, now, you are trash! I am here to dump the trash!
Diapered Boy: Will that thing crush me?
Daniel: Of course. I have to. It has to make room for more trash!
Diapered Boy: NO! Sir, where are you going????? STOP! I don't wanna go in there!!!
Daniel goes back to his truck and gets in. Then he pulls the truck closer before stopping and getting back out so he can lock the dumpster into the tippers. As he moves the dumpster, the load jiggles and vibrates slightly. Daniel starts looking at the frightened look on the diapered boy's face as he begins to raise the dumpster.

Daniel: (thinking to himself) I bet if that boy's diaper wasn't wet before, it IS now!!! I will help you pack for your journey to the waste-to-energy plant kid!
As the dumpster continues to rise, the diapered boy starts to beg not to be dumped into the truck but Daniel doesn't care. He knows that if whatever is in the dumpster, is there to be disposed of and that he doesn't talk to the trash if he can help it. That would be silly.
Diapered Boy: NOOOOO! STOP! PLEASSSSSE! EEEEEEW! I am not trash...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Thump! Crash! Boom! crackle, crackle, crackle!!!

The daycare trash full of diapers, the boy's clothing small food scraps and papers and lots and lots of clear trash bags full of wet and messy diapers falls into the hopper and covers the diapered boy. Just then, three women came out of the daycare, with one very thickly diapered and disabled small man and another thickly diapered girl that one of the ladies was holding. One of the ladies motioned to Daniel. Daniel lowered the can and then got out of the truck. One of the ladies was pushing a large trash cart full of diapers and other trash that needed to be taken that day. the ladies start to approach the dumpster and Daniel.
Blonde Daycare Lady: Excuse us sir, we have a few more things that need to be taken today. Can you help us?
Daniel: Well, I suppose....If it doesn't take too much longer....I have a lot of other stops to make.
Blonde Daycare Lady: Thank you. (To the redhead already walking over to the dumpster carrying a very thickly diapered girl) Go ahead and load them in ladies....

Daniel comes over and helps the brunette lady with the thickly diapered and disabled small man. He picks the thickly diapered small man up and then he drops him into the dumpster.
Thickly diapered and disabled small man: HEY! STOP! NOOOO! What....are you....doing!!!! Let GO of me!!!

Daniel: Sorry dude! You're trash now! Trash goes into the dumpster! I'm just doing my job.

Daniel then goes over to the blonde lady pushing the trash cart full of diapers. Daniel helps roll the cart over to the lower side of the dumpster where he starts to toss the clear bags full of wet and messy diapers into the dumpster. The bags land on the thickly diapered people in the dumpster who verbally complain.

Thickly diapered and disabled small man: HEY! STOP!!! I don't belong in here! it stinks in here!!!!

Diapered Boy: Those are dirty! HEY! Stop tossing them at me!!!

Daniel tosses one of the larger and heavier bags at the diapered boy and the weight of the bag knocks the boy down.

Diapered Boy: UH! (BOOM! crackle, crackle, crackle, crinkle)

Daniel: Now, both of you shut up for a bit while I finish tossing all of these bags and loose clean and dirty diapers in here so that I can get you all dumped into my NICE...comfy trash truck...ok?

Thickly diapered and disabled small man: NOOOO! SIR? Please! Don't throw us away please!!!! I don't wanna be thrown away!!!! I'm NOT trash!!!!

Daniel Newell: Sorry kid! The cleaning ladies here were told to take you out here. I am JUST here to pick the trash up!!!!

Daniel and the two cleaning ladies help Daniel toss in the rest of the diapers from the trash cart, dumping a lot of the loose, clean and folded cloth diapers, plastic pants, boxes of Pampers, Luvs, Huggies Snug and Dry, opened and partially used packs of Parent's Choice diapers, Dollar-Store diapers, and loose wet and messy disposable diapers as well as both boy's fully stocked diaper bags, and all of their clothes.
Once the cart was empty and all of the diapers, the two boys and one thickly diapered, drugged and sleeping, disabled blond girl, Daniel began to push the dumpster against the back of the truck to secure the dumpster tippers into place. Then he stepped over to the right side of the hopper so he could activate the tippers and dump the load into the hopper. As the first half of the load of whining, complaining trash and bags of trash as well as all of the loose diapers began to slide down and into the hopper, Daniel started the first compactor cycle and as the compactor blade came down and stopped, one of the boys turned to Daniel with a scared look on his face while he flooded his diapers.

Thickly diapered and disabled small man: Is that the thing that is going to crush us? WHY do you have to crush us? PLEASE don't!

Daniel Newell: Ready kids? because it's PACKER...TIMMMME!
As Daniel started the second half of the packer cycle, he began to pull the rest of the loads into the hopper as the packer is just finishing up it's prior cycle. Then Daniel starts the second compactor cycle and as the blade opens up, the diapered boys and a few of the loose diapers fall back into the hopper. Watching as the diapers and the boys are getting scooped into the loads of trash in the container, Daniel breathes a sigh of relief.

Daniel Newell: (Thinking to himself) WHEW! I am SURE glad that's over....On to teh next stop!



Daniel then waved good-bye to the cleaning ladies as he drove out of the alley way and back out on the street. Daniel. As he drove to the next stop, another daycare not too far from the other one, Daniel listened to some rock music in the cab until he got to the next daycare.  
Turning to the right, Daniel drives two blocks then turns into the parking lot of the next daycare and as he approaches the dumpster, he stops, and then backs up close to the dumpster, puts the truck in park and uses the air brake then gets out of the truck. He walks a few steps to the locked gates in front of the dumpster and then uses his keys to unlock the padlock before swinging the first of two gates wide open. Daniel looks up and sees a very thickly diapered and disabled dark-haired man who turns out to be his own son, laying on top of a small pile loose, unrolled disposable diapers.

Andy: (waking up from a long nap) Hey, what is going on here? HEY! NOOO! I don't wanna go in the trash truck!!!!

Daniel Newell: Sorry son, you're gonna! I am here to dump the trash! You're in the dumpster, so you ARE trash!

Andy: I need my diaper changed daddy!!!! It's soaked!

Daniel Newell: MAN! I don't give a shit about your diapers son!!! You're going for a nice long ride to the waste-to-energy plant! They are going to burn everything I dump out there and turn it into energy! See ya! Got to get back to work! (Daniel walks back to his truck and gets back in.)
Andy: NOOO! Wait! Hold on! I'm...NOT ready yet!!!! WAAAAAIT!!!! OH! COME...ON!!!! Why did I get thrown away Daddy????? How come I am in the trash can Daddy?

Daniel Newell: Because son, your mother and I can't afford to take care of you and your twin any more. All of the extra diapers we have to buy, all of the special sized diapers that we also have to buy, it's just too much!!! I'm sorry son, but it HAS to be this way.

Andy: Daddy? Where is my twin brother??? How come he...isn't in here too?

Daniel Newell: Oh, he went to HIS daycare on the other side of town where they are going to throw him into the dumpster there. He is going to be picked up at the next daycare on my route. OK son, ready to go into the hopper now? Here we go...ready for the BIG slide? Looks FUN right?

Daniel raises the dumpster and watches as the loads of trash and his thickly diapered son begin to slide down into the hopper. Looking at his thickly diapered son laying on top of all of those dirty diapers, he says to Andy:

Daniel Newell: I hope your diapers are REALLY comfy, because it's going to be a LONG ride after this...

Daniel watches as the dumpster tips over and all of the trash falls into the hopper. As Daniel raises the dumpster, Andy begins to focus on where the dumpster is about to be dumped. Andy sees for an instant, a large load of diapers and other stinky trash that is filling the hopper about a quarter of the way. Suddenly the dumpster tips  and the loads of diapers and Andy begin to slide and cascade out into the large hopper. As Andy falls onto the loads below him, the loads from the dumpster suddenly cover him with white, black and clear trash bags full of diapers and other trash as well as the large piles of loose rolled and unrolled disposable diapers, cloth diapers, packs of opened and unopened disposable diapers and loose still usable disability bodysuits, onesies, a couple dozen pair of pants that open at the sides, two dozen plastic pants, and still packaged and unopened packages of Pampers, Luvs, Parent's Choice diapers.

Daniel Newell: (To himself) It's Packer time son! Enjoy!

Daniel runs the compactor cycle and then puts the dumpster back down and then hits the other lever that activates the scooping cycle. Then Daniel Pulls forward a little bit then puts the truck in park, gets back out and walks over to close and relock the gates before going back to the truck. Daniel gets back in, then slowly and carefully puts the truck into drive and then heads off to the next stop.
The next stop is another daycare that is only 10 blocks away from the first one.
Daniel gets into the left-hand turn lane and then stops at the light. As the green left turn arrow blinks, the cars in front of Daniel turn and then the yellow light blinks as Daniel turns. Daniel drives the truck the last two blocks and then turns right into the parking lot of the daycare. Daniel drives over to the first of two large dumpsters this daycare has, lowering the forks as he approaches. The black plastic dumpster lids were flipped over and hanging on the back side of the dumpster because the dumpster was so full.
Laying on his stomach on top of the load was his son, Jack. Most of his back was covered by a large clear untied trash bag stuffed full of cloth and disposable diapers that belong to Jack. Daniel backs closer and closer to the dumpster. Daniel then gets out and walks over to the dumpster to start pushing it into place so he could get ready to tip the dumpster. All of the rattling and jiggling the load made awakened Jack.  
Jack: UH! huh? What is happening? HEY! What are you doing???? Daddy! What are you doing here?  

Daniel waves to Jack laying in the dumpster. That makes Jack even MORE frightened as Daniel came over to the dumpster to push it over to the tippers.

Daniel Newell: My job son, it's time for your disposal now. You're trash and trash goes into my nice, big, hungry trash truck.

Jack: HEY! I am NOT trash Daddy!  AHHHH! Thump! Crinkle, Crinkle! HEY! Why am I being thrown away Daddy? I thought I was going to my usual daycare today!

Daniel Newell: I swear! You and your brother are SO much alike! Well son, I will tell you what I told your stinky brother right before he went into the truck; Your mother and I can't afford to take care of you two any more. All of the extra diapers we have to buy, all of the special sized diapers that we also have to buy, all of the extra food we have to buy, and how about all of those onesies you two go through and rip so often? It's just too much!!! I'm sorry son, it was the ONLY way.

Jack: Daddy! WAIT! Don't I get one last wish?

Daniel Newell: OK I suppose...it depends on what it is...

Jack: Can I get this onesie taken off of me so that I feel cooler please?

Daniel Newell: Yea...I suppose....I will have to hurry though because I still have a lot of stops to make today.

Daniel goes over to Jack and takes the onesie off and then tosses the onesie into the dumpster next to Jack.

Daniel Newell: Now, comfortable? Ready to become compacted trash now son? OK, here comes the BIG slide....down....you...go.....

Then, as the dumpster tipped,  the avalanche of clear bags, full of dirty diapers and black, white, and neon blue trash bags also full of wet cloth diapers, wet and stained clothing,  crashed down into the hopper falling on top of Jack who was now in the hopper laying on top of a couple burst open bags of his own wet and unrolled adult and modified Pampers diapers.

Jack: Daddy! Daddy! STOP! Let me OUT daddy!!! PLEASE!!! It stinks in here!!! I don't wanna be trash daddy! WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Daniel Newell: I'm sorry Jack, but it's time to be trash now....I have to start the compactor now....I really wish things had turned out differently. Bye-bye son....it's packer time for you....

Daniel runs the packer cycle and then the second half of the cycle. Daniel watches as the blade comes down and sweeps and pulls Jack and the diapers and other trash up into the container. As the packer stops, Daniel can see part of poor Jack's diaper caught just under the blade. Then Daniel empties the rest of the load into the hopper then puts the dumpster back down and pushes it back into the dumpster area before closing the gates and relocking them. Then Daniel goes back to the cab of his truck, gets in and then heads off to the next stop.
The next stop is a warehouse and today they have tossed out a TON of new Huggies diapers that were damage somehow. The diapers weren't that bad and still could have been used by someone but now they are trash and Daniel doesn't care what is in the dumpster...he just dumps it and then goes...Daniel gets the dumpster into position and then once the dumpster is locked into the tippers, he activates the tippers, the dumpster rises and the loose clean disposable diapers as well as all of the 20 to 30 boxes of new, damaged diapers began to fall and tumble into the hopper. As half of the diapers fell into the hopper, Daniel ran the compactor. 
The compactor blade opened and rose up into it's starting position, causing poor Jack and some of his diapers to fall back into the hopper. With the back of Jack's diaper slightly ripped and wet padding now coming out at the leg elastics, Jack feels like he needs a diaper change. 
 Jack: Daddy! Can you change my diaper? That thing ripped part of my diaper and now some of the stuffing is coming out! 
Daniel Newell: No son, you'll just have to stay in the one you have on....I am going to compact you and this load of diapers  now! You have all of those cloth diapers under your disposable diaper. Packet time again son, bye-bye now. 
Daniel runs the packet cycle completely ignoring the pleas coming from Jack in the hopper as he watches Jack and the diapers getting scooped and then packed in the first cycle. 
As the rest if the load of diapers and other trash tumbles down into the hopper, Daniel starts the packet again as he lowers the now empty dumpster and puts it back.  
Daniel gets back into the cab and drives t
o the next stop, a factory. He pulls into the parking lot and then backs up as close to the dumpster as possible. He gets out of the cab and then walks around to the rear of the truck. He gets behind the dumpster and pushes it against the tippers and with a little more effort, the dumpster is locked in. Daniel starts to raise the dumpster causing everything in the dumpster to shift and start to tumble and fall out into the hopper. Soon, Daniel activates the packet blade and then as the blade opens fully, everything  from the prior load begins to fall back into the hopper. 
Jack and some loose clean diapers and a couple smashed boxes of diapers fall back into the hopper. 
Jack) Daddy! Daddy! Let me OUT! PLEASE! Where are you going to take me+ 
Daniel Newell: The trash is taken to a waste to energy plant where it all gets burned and turned into electricity. 
Jack: So I am going to be burned?
Daniel Newell: Yes, now shut up and lie down now! It's packet time once again!
Daniel starts the first part of the packet cycle, then hits the lever to start the second part of the cycle. The packer comes down and then grabs part of a bag of trash that was from the daycare in the factory. Part of the bag is sticking out from under the packet blade as the blade cycle finishes. Then Daniel dumps the remaining trash in the load and then lowers the dumpster. Once the empty dumpster is lowered, Daniel pushes the dumpster back into place before walking back tothe cab and getting in, then driving to the next stop. 
The next stop is a Babies R Us. 
Among the other trash, there are a lot of dirty diapers and damaged new packs of the Babies R Us store brand.  There are about 60 packs of medium, large and extra large damaged, opened plastic packs of disposable diapers, a couple of diaper bags with tips in them and one that has a damaged zipper. There are also four discontinued never used display models of strollers and then two very well packed and well stocked display diaper bags fulfilled with various brands of disposable diapers, generic baby powder, twelve new All-in-one cloth diapers all stuffed inside and sticking out of the diaper bag. 
Daniel backed the truck as close as he could to the dumpster then stopped the truck, then got out and walked to the rear of the truck to push the dumpster into the safety catches of the tippers. 
Once Daniel got the dumpster locked into position, he began to raise the dumpster. everything in the load in the dumpster began to shift and some of the packs of diapers began to tumble and fall out into the hopper as the dumpster continued to rise. 
As the first half if the load of diapers and other trash fell into the hopper, Daniel ran a packer cycle. The packet blade opened wide and then started coming down before it stopped, then Daniel started the second part of the cycle. Daniel watched as the packet scooped all of the packs of diapers and bags of trash up and then as the packer blade, finishes the crusher cycle, Daniel loads the remaining trash into the hopper and then runs another compactor cycle before getting the dumpster back into place. Then Daniel gets into the cab and heads to the second to last stop. 
The next stop is an Italian bistro....Daniel gets out and pushes the dumpster to the tippers and then goes to start the tippers. The Dumpster rises and the trash bags begin to tumble and fall into the hopper. Daniel starts the packer cycle as the trash is still filling the hopper. As the first cycle finishes, the last of the load falls into the hopper and Daniel starts the second cycle of the compactor. As the cycle finishes, Daniel puts the dumpster down and back into place. The truck returns to idle as Daniel walks back to the cab and gets back in then drives to the last stop before he has to empty the truck. 
Daniel drives to the next stop, another Babies R Us Store along his route and drives along the back where the dumpster is. Daniel swings the truck around and then backs up as close to the dumpster as possible. 
Daniel gets out of the cab and walks over to the dumpster to push it into the tippers. Inside the dumpster there are 50 opened unsold packs of clean and unused disposable diapers, packs of damaged cloth pre-fold diapers, sixteen loose and damaged new onesies, footed sleepers, and some torn overalls, as well as five discontinued strollers, a few diapered cabbage patch dolls, bags of bathroom trash, that have dirty diapers in them, among other things. 
Daniel raised the dumpster and as the trash fell into the hopper, he heard Jack moaning inside the truck. Daniel started the first of two compactor cycles and then once the first cycle finishes, he started the second cycle before putting the dumpster back down and then pushing it into place. 
Daniel: Well, to the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump! Hehehehehehe!
Daniel chuckled to himself as he walked back to the cab, got in and began the long drive to the waste-to-energy plant.
About 30 minutes later, Daniel pulls into the lot and then to the scales. He presents his ticket and the fee, then once the weight is taken, Daniel drives around to the tipping area. He backs the truck up and stops. He begins by opening the automatic tailgate, then he starts to raise the box of the truck, causing almost everything in the load to start falling out into the tipping floor. Daniel runs the ejection cycle of the pressure blade cause the rest of the load to be dumped out into the floor in a big pile behind the truck. Daniel pulls forward a little as the remaining trash falls out. Daniel pulls forward a little bit more then shuts the truck off.    
 He then gets out and gets the broom and shovel to do the clean out. Once he is done, he puts the broom and shovel back, gets into the can and starts the truck, then he closes the tailgate before driving off to finish his route. 
Meanwhile, it isn't long before a bucket front loader and a landfill compactor come along. The operator of the bucket loader sees both thickly diapered boy laying in the pile with their feet sticking up. The man gets out of his cab and then goes over to the two boys who are barely conscious, but still semi alert 
Bucket Operator: Hey! What are YOU two doing in here?
The man had radioed to his supervisor to meet him there and as soon She arrived, she knew that this load was already pre-approved and accepted. 
Supervisor: These two are trash....they have been pre-approved for disposal. Go ahead and take out all of the diapers and those two and bring the diapers and the two boys over here so they can be pre-soaked in fluids before going into the conveyor belts that takes everything up to the chutes that go into the incinerators.  
Bucket Operator: I sure hope they get you two into the incinerators soon, I just can't WAIT to turn you two into energy! 
Let's go, come on.....there...we go....
now, while the others are getting all of the diapers, I....am going to take you over HERE to our specially setup pre-soaking bins. I have to put you two in there so you will get all nice and wet with our special formula of chemicals that will help burn ya more thoroughly....and faster....






More to cum soon......
  








   












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