Saturday, February 20, 2016

The Burn Barrel-The New Year’s Resolution-Version 1



                          The Burn Barrel-The New Year’s Resolution
                                                        Version 1
                            Inspired by garbageman2014 on flickr

It was the early morning of Wednesday December 30th. Misses Newell and Daniel Newell were just waking up, getting up, and going to change the kids.
Today was the day that Misses Newell was going to have a full day ahead of her. Today was also the day that she was going to have to dispose of five diapered people. MORE than usual….because their parents wanted to start the New Year out free and clear of the strife-causing financial burdens they called their disabled and diapered kids. Tyler was 19 years old but his body had not grown past the size of the average toddler size. His mother was a pretty and rich blonde woman about 5’8 with golden brown skin and sea-blue eyes that twinkled when you looked at them. She was rather authoritative and firm in her demeanor. She ALWAYS had to define how she wanted things done. Tyler had been coming to misses Newell’s home daycare for three years and he was an unusually heavy and frequent wetter.
THIS meant that he went through a LOT of diapers and that he had to have booster pads put into all of his diapers JUST to keep him relatively dry for the next 45 minutes. Tyler’s mom was a lot like a MUCH, MUCH younger looking version of Wendie Malick mixed with Kristin Chenoweth.
Misses Selleck arranged to leave her disabled child with Misses Newell so she could “Dispose” of him on New Year’s. Misses Newell had already collected the fee from the father who had specified that misses Newell make sure to also get rid of ALL of his prescription diapers due to the fact that they were to be treated like any other prescription by law…and be legally destroyed, clean or dirty….this also included all of his prescription special needs clothing and his stroller as well as the diaper bags. They were disposable diapers only family….and Tyler’s mom preferred to use Huggies overnites diapers on him with two booster pads in each diaper.  Tyler barely toddles around with a very, very fat looking diapered butt. He can barely put his legs together his diapers are so thick! Tyler was a very short, dirty-blonde boy with some natural dark-brown streaks in his hair. Tyler could talk up a storm if you let him. His quest of knowledge through questions was admirable! Tyler’s mom, Jackie, and his dad Preston, could no longer take care of him and still be able to live the celebrity lives they were going to in the next year.
Their resolution for New Year’s was to dispose of Tyler and all of his diapers to free them of the burden.
Misses Selleck was usually early when she brought Tyler to Misses Newell’s home Daycare. Misses Newell usually opened around 8 am Monday through Saturday not including holidays. At around 7:30 am, Misses Selleck rings the doorbell with Tyler in her hands. Misses Newell opens the door and greets them.

Misses Selleck: Hi there…..I know we are early, but I have to get to work on-time so I hate to drop and run, but I am almost running late.  I am going back to bring all of his six cases of diapers,  the two large black trash bags of his clothing and bedding as well as the three diaper bags we use for him, don’t worry, each diaper bag is already set up and has duplicate supplies in each one and eight diapers in each as well. I will be right back…..

Misses Newell: I completely understand Miss Selleck. Here…Tyler, how are you today? Want to go sit and watch some cartoons? Why don’t you go and sit over there and watch some cartoons for a while…I have to finish talking with your mom.

Tyler toddles and waddles like a duck over to the area where the TV is on with her own kids sitting there watching.

Misses Selleck: (coming into the doorway carrying two large cardboard boxes full of Tyler’s disposable diapers, the first two of six.) here are the first two I will be bringing in the next two next.

As misses Selleck brought in all six boxes and the bags of clothing as well as his stroller, the three diaper bags and his two large 3D printed diaper genie diaper pails, Misses Newell began to look at all of his stuff. Then Misses Selleck drags in a large thick, black contractor’s trash bag full of his stuffed animals and toys then she goes over to Tyler and kisses him good-bye and as she leaves, looks back at him just sitting there watching TV as usual.

Misses Selleck: I wish it didn’t have to be this way……Misses Newell? Will you be sure that he gets changed every hour and that he gets all of his onesies nice and dirty before you throw him into the trash? If they aren’t dirty at diaper changing time, toss them anyway…ok?

Misses Newell: I know, it will be hard on you two, doing this…but it is for the best. I will make sure that he gets his onesies really nice and dirty before we throw them away. Is that everything that you want to have thrown away?

Misses Selleck: Yep, that’s it….if he should ask for me or wonder where I am, go ahead and tell him that I paid you to do this…OK? He needs to know that….

Misses Newell: Sure…will do. Bye-bye, thanks for bringing him over all of these years.

Misses Newell watches misses Selleck get into her vehicle and leave before closing the front door. Misses Newell went over to the back sliding glass door and slid it open, then she started taking all of Tyler’s stuff and putting it out next to the daycare trash can on the back porch. Once she had finished that, she slid the sliding glass door closed and then carried the three diaper bags of Tyler’s over to a designated area where all the other diaper bags were. She put them all down and then went over to ask Tyler if he wanted something to eat or drink.

Misses Newell: (To Tyler) Tyler sweetie, would you like something to drink?

Tyler: Yes please. May I have some milk please?

Misses Newell: Sure.

Misses Newell takes Tyler’s bottle to the kitchen and then washes and rinses it out before filling it with milk. Then she brings it to Tyler and hands it to him. Tyler takes the bottle and then looks up at Misses Newell;

Tyler: Miss Newell?

Misses Newell: Yes hon?

Tyler: Why did mama bring all of my stuff here?? Am I staying here????

Misses Newell: Yes sweetie, you are…until it’s time for your disposal.

Tyler: Disposal??? You mean….you are going to…throw me away??? What do you do with our diapers????

Misses Newell: (Rolling eyes) Well, we throw them outside into one of the big trash cans on the back porch then, when the cans get full, we burn the diapers hon.

Tyler: Does that mean…that you are going to burn ME???? What about all of my nice, clean, comfy disposable diapers???? You aren’t going to burn them are you?

Misses Newell: Yes, I am afraid I have to sweetheart. I’m sorry to have to tell you all of this now, but sooner or later, you were going to find out.

Tyler: When are you going to throw me away???

Misses Newell: Sometime after nap-time. Why don’t you watch your cartoons for now and I will let you know when it’s time for disposal…ok?

Tyler goes back to watching cartoons for the next 30 minutes until the next few patrons arrive around 9:00 am. The doorbell rings and Misses Newell goes to answer it.

Tracy Bateman and her very thickly cloth diapered girl that can barely walk as well as
Pamela Jackson and her thickly wet diapered son Adam were standing there waiting to come in so they could drop their kids off and leave them with Misses Newell to be disposed of.
Misses Newell looks at the thickly cloth diapered butt of the girl and raises her eye brow because she HATES cloth diapers and thinks they are GROSS!

Misses Newell: Um, she is still wearing a cloth diaper…..aren’t you going to change her into disposables for me before you leave?

Tracy Bateman: (Girl’s Mom) Yes, I am. WE are running very late and I didn’t have time to change her this morning since waking up. SURE. Melissa….come here baby…I need to change your diapers before mama leaves…OK?

Tracy lays her daughter Melissa down and changes her diaper. While she is doing that, Misses Newell takes Ronnie Jackson over to sit with Tyler to watch some cartoons.

Tracy opens Melissa’s diaper bag, pulls out two booster pads with adhesive on the back to keep them in place inside the diapers, and a sweet smelling Pampers size six diaper and some baby powder. Then Tracy pulls Melissa’s frosted clear plastic pants down and off, setting them down right beside Melissa. Then she began to remove the snappies that fastened the four layers of semi-soaked toddler sized pre-fold cloth diapers. Once the cloth diapers were pulled down and out from under Melissa, Tracy opened up the fresh, new Pampers disposable diaper, then took the first diaper doubler/booster pad and removed the adhesive strip, then put it into the back half of the Pampers diaper. Then she removed the adhesive strip from the second booster pad and then stuck the booster pad into the front half of the Pampers diaper. Then once the diaper was ready, she lifted Melissa up slightly with one hand and slid the now super thick Pampers under Melissa with the other. Once the diaper was underneath Melissa, Tracy began to reposition the diaper so that it would be in the right place and fit well before she added a LOT of baby powder into the diaper an onto Melissa then she pulled the front of the diaper up and fastened the tapes.

Tracy: There you…go sweetie…..ALL nice…and comfy now……Say bye-bye to mommy now…MMMMMUAH! That a girl.

Then Tracy stood up, gathered everything that had come off of Melissa into one hand then she wrapped the plastic pants around the wet cloth diaper so she could hold it until she could find where the diaper pail was.

Tracy: Miss Newell? Where is your…diaper pail?

Misses Newell: You need to throw that away?  The diaper pail is in here…I’ll show you.


Misses Newell takes Tracy to show her where the diaper pail is so she can throw the wet cloth pre-fold diapers and the plastic pants away. Then the two women come back into the living room. Tracy and Misses Newell had been talking in low tones so that Melissa wouldn’t hear them as they stopped in the doorway between the living room and kitchen, they both looked at the kids sitting there, in their diapers and onesies all drinking their bottles and watching cartoons. As the two women finished talking, Tracy put Melissa’s diaper bag down and then left to go to work.

Melissa: Where did mama go???

Misses Newell: She left sweetie. She went to work.

Melissa: Is mama coming back after work?

Misses Newell: No, sweetie, she isn’t.

Melissa: Why…NOT???

Misses Newell: Well hon, your mama left you here so that I could throw you and your diapers away sweetie.

Melissa: YOU…are going to….throw ME…away????

Misses Newell: Yes, unfortunately, I am.

Melissa: What do you DO…with all of our…wet and dirty diapers????

Misses Newell: We burn them hon. We burn them in the burn barrel out back.

Melissa: What is…Burn mean????

Misses Newell: Don’t worry sweetheart, you will get to see what it means soon enough. Would you like some more milk to drink? Here…let me have your bottle and I will go fill it for you…OK?

Melissa hands Misses Newell her bottle and then Misses Newell goes into the kitchen to fill her bottle. Once she fills the bottle and puts the cap back on, she brings it back to Melissa and hands it to her. Melissa takes it and then quietly sits and watches cartoons. Just then, the doorbell rings again and Misses Newell goes to answer it.
Misses Newell opens the door and standing there are Jason, his mother Melanie, Trisha, and her mother Nadine, and Tasha, and HER mother Monica.

Everyone came through the doorway and into the house as Misses Newell welcomed them and closed the door. Misses Newell walks ahead of everyone and then turns around so to guide Jason, Trisha, and Tasha over to where Tyler, Melissa and Adam are quietly drinking their bottles and watching cartoons.
After about ten minutes, of talking with each of the mothers, the mothers leave their strollers and diaper bags and leave quietly so as not to disturb their kids.
A half-hour goes by and cartoons are now over. Misses Newell shuts the TV off and then gets everyone’s attention.

Misses Newell: OK, kids, gather round, it’s diaper changing time for most of you by now, then, once I’m done with that, we….are ALL going outside to play for a little while.
Adam? It’s your turn to get your diapers changed…come with me honey…..

Misses Newell takes Tasha and lays her down on the floor nearby and then unsnaps the snaps in her onesie. She notes that the onesie is wet in the back and along the leg elastics.
As misses Newell takes his dark pink onesie off, she sets it down in a heap next to her. Then, she opens one of her two diaper bags, and takes out a thick REARZ animal prints diaper. And four rather thick booster pads that Tasha’s mother told her to use in each and every diaper change or the diapers will leak. 
Once misses Newell gets the diaper out, opened and ready with the booster pads inside, she unfastens the tapes and then pulls the front of her diaper down. Then she opens the wipes container, and takes out a few wipes so that she can wipe her clean. As she uses each wipe, she drops them into the wet diaper each time. Then, when she is satisfied that she is clean, she slides the wet diaper out and sets it on top of her wet onesie. Then, she lifts Tasha up and slides the clean diaper under her and then puts her down into the thick fluffiness of the thick, cute, printed REARZ diaper. Then Misses Newell takes out the baby powder and then shakes a LOT of it into the diaper and also onto her before she puts the bottle of powder down and then grabs the front wings and pulls the front of the diaper up and begins to fasten the tapes. Once the diaper was fastened, she pulled Tasha up to a sitting position so that she could stand her up onto her feet. Once the diaper change is done, she then pulls Tasha up to a standing position and then gets her to sit near the sliding glass back door until she has changed everyone else.

Tasha: Miss Newell?

Misses Newell: Yes hon?

Tasha: Where do all of the dirty onesies go?

Misses Newell: In the trash with the dirty diapers.

Tasha: Why? I liked that onesie!!!!

Misses Newell: I know….you did sweetie, but…it’s trash now. You won’t be needing it anymore.

Tasha: I…won’t? 

Misses Newell: NO sweetie….Your mother called a little while ago on the phone. She and your dad have decided that they don’t want you any more. They told me to go ahead and just throw you away. It’s too bad too. You’re such a pretty girl.

Tasha: She…said that????

Misses Newell: Yes, she did. Now lay back for me so I can change your diaper…ok? That-a-girl…..

Tasha: Will I get any diaper changes when I am thrown away?

Misses Newell: I’m afraid not honey….

Misses Newell leans over and unfastens each tape holding Tasha’s diaper on then she pulls the front of her soaking wet diaper down. Then she gets her diaper bag and then takes out one of her REARZ-Spoiled-Safari diapers,


And then opens it up and puts it down on the floor. She then takes out the baby powder and opens the bottle, shakes a lot of it into the diaper, then pulls the wet diaper out and sets it aside before sliding the clean one underneath Tasha. Then she shakes some of the baby powder onto Tasha and then she pulls the diaper up and fastens the tapes.

Tasha: When will be my last diaper change???

Misses Newell: You have about three more changes left before it will be your last. I am going to change your diapers now every half hour, wet or not so to try to use up more of your diapers before it will be time for your disposal. I hope to have your last diaper as wet as possible before taking you out for disposal.

Tasha: How long will that be Miss Newell?

Misses Newell: Maybe after afternoon nap-time. Ok, go over there and watch TV so I can change Tyler now…ok sweetie?

While Tasha toddles over towards the TV and sits down taking her bottle and drinking from it, misses Newell attends to changing Tyler’s not-so-wet diaper.

Misses Newell: OK Tyler, its diaper changing time sweetie. Come lie down for me and I will change your diaper ok?  

Tyler: (toddling over to misses Newell and sitting down and then lying down on his back.) Miss Newell? I’m not wet yet though! How come I need to be changed?

Misses Newell: Well hon, we have to use up as many diapers as we can so I promised that I would change you every half hour to every hour, wet, messy or not.

Tyler: Will you dispose of me in clean diapers or will I have wet diapers on?

Misses Newell: Which do you want? I prefer that you be in wet diapers when it’s time for disposal but if you want clean ones on, we can do that.

Tyler: I want to be in dry diapers miss Newell. What if I wet my diapers while you are taking me to be disposed of? Will you change me?

Misses Newell: NO hon, I won’t. You will just have to stay in what you have on.

Tyler: Who is being thrown away first? Can I be thrown away first?

Misses Newell: Yea, I think we can arrange that.

Kyle: When am I going to be thrown away Miss Newell?

Misses Newell: After nap-time sweetie…..when your diapers will be wet.

Tyler: So….you want our diapers to be wet and or dirty before you throw us away?

Misses Newell: Yes sweetie, because I don’t like wasting clean diapers baby.

Tyler: Miss Newell? What are those two large white things over there that you put all of those dirty diapers into?

Misses Newell: What do you mean hon? OH…that….that is a large diaper genie. That was 3D printed for YOU and Adam. Your mom wanted me to make sure that you were put into one of the diaper genies with your dirty diapers for disposal…and I promised I would do that, so when it’s time for your disposal, you and your diapers will be going into one of those large diaper genies….your mom said that it was already partly full of some of your wet and dirty disposable diapers. The other one is empty and I will be filling it with Adam’s cloth and disposable diapers too for his…disposal.

Misses Newell had laid Tyler down on the floor and began his diaper change. She unfastened the tapes and then pulled the front of the slightly damp diaper out from under him and she set it onto his chest momentarily while she opened his diaper bag and took out one of his Huggies overnites diapers and one of his NorthShore overnight supreme diapers and then she opened the Huggies and then lifted Tyler up while Misses Newell expertly slid the Huggies underneath him, then she grabbed the bottle of baby powder and then shook a lot of it into his diaper then she put the bottle down and then she grabbed the front of the Huggies diaper and pulled it up and then reached around to the right side, pulled the right tape around and fastened it then she did the same to the left.
Then Misses Newell opened up the thick, white bulky and semi stiff NorthShore overnight supreme diaper and then lifted Tyler up again and slid the diaper under him before she pulled the front of the diaper up and fastened the bottom takes then the top tapes. Then Misses Newell took Tyler by both hands and got him to sit up while she took his onesie off.

Tyler: (Just after Misses Newell pulled the onesie off from around Tyler’s head)
Why are you taking my onesie off? What are you doing with it?

Misses Newell: Its trash honey…..it’s being thrown away with your wet diapers.

Tyler: Don’t I get another onesie???

Misses Newell: No sweetie, you are going to wear just your diapers from now on…that way I can change you faster and easier.

Tyler: But…But…what about the rest of my clothes???

Misses Newell: They are already in the trash sweetie. I’m not going to take them out now. They are going to stay in the trash outside. If you get cold, you can still use your crib comforter until it’s time for disposal. Now…..go over there and watch some TV while I change Adam’s diapers ok sweetheart?
Ok Adam, come over here please, it’s time to change your diaper hon.

Adam Toddles over to Misses Newell and Misses Newell lays him down onto his back then grabs his diaper bag and opens it up. Misses Newell notices that Adam’s mom had packed a lot of cloth pre-fold diapers, two pair of plastic pants and two dark blue onesies in one pocket of the diaper bag and six thick disposable youth-sized diapers as well as four Pampers Cruisers size seven diapers as well as two dozen booster pads along with the usual wipes and baby powder.
Adam’s diapers already had two layers of booster pads inside them making his diapers look and feel super thick and bulky. Adam’s diaper wasn’t that wet yet, but the center part was nearly saturated as Misses Newell unfastened the tapes and pulled the front of the diaper down. Misses Newell folded the front of the diaper down as she pulled the diaper out from under Adam.


Adam: Is my diaper wet Misses Newell?

Misses Newell: Yes hon, it is.

Adam: What do you do with my diapers?

Misses Newell: I…throw them away baby.

Adam: Even the…cloth diapers that are still inside?
Misses Newell: Yes sweetie, I don’t like cloth diapers! Their gross!

Adam: Does this mean that you won’t be using any of my cloth diapers inside my disposables like my mama does?

Misses Newell: No, I won’t. We use disposables here….and that is all you will get.

Adam: What are you going to do with my clean cloth diapers and plastic pants then?

Misses Newell: I am going to throw them away and then we will burn them in the burn barrel with you when it’s time.

Adam: Are you going to put some of my diaper doublers into my diapers to make them thicker????

Misses Newell: If you want me to…sure…I can do that.

Adam: Do I…HAVE…to be put into one of the Diaper Genies for disposal?

Misses Newell: NO, I can take you right out to the daycare trash and put you in there if you want. There will still be wet and messy diapers in there as well as some nice, clean and comfy ones in there too.

Adam: Will you be putting open wet and or messy diapers on me and my face while I am in the daycare trash can?

Misses Newell: Yes, of course I will. I will put the diapers in anywhere there is room hon.

Adam: Even on my face with the inner part against my face? What if I don’t want the diapers on my face?????

Misses Newell: It won’t matter, you’re going to be trash baby…..trash can’t complain.

Adam: What if my diapers fall off when you put me into that thing you burn the diapers in? Will you put them back on me?

Misses Newell: Probably not.

Adam: Will it matter if I have diapers on or not when you put me into the thing you burn the diapers in?

Misses Newell: No sweetie, it won’t.

Misses Newell pulls the diaper out from under Adam and then sets it aside without rolling it up. She then takes out one of the Pampers Cruisers diapers, opens it up, then starts to add two layered booster pads into the diaper.

Adam: If there are any of my diaper doublers still left, can you use them in my last diapers please? Can I get my cloth diapers in my disposables when it’s time for disposal please? PLEEEEASE???

Misses Newell: LOL….NO hon, you won’t get any of your cloth diapers. I will try to remember to put your booster pads in at changing time.  

Misses Newell lifts Adam and then slides the thick Pampers with the two booster pads in it under him and then she puts him back down onto it. Then she opens the baby powder and then shakes a lot of it onto him and into the diaper before putting the bottle down and then grabbing the front of the thickened diaper and pulling it up. She then reaches around for the tapes as she pulls them each across the front and fastens them.

Misses Newell: NOW….for the next diaper……

Misses Newell opens up one of Adam’s thick NorthShore Supreme Overnight diapers and then she lifted Adam up again and slid the thick and bulky diaper under him. Then she pulled the front of the diaper up between his legs and then she fastened the bottom tapes on each side before fastening the top ones on each side. Then she helped Adam up to a sitting position so that she could take his onesie off. Once she got the slightly soaked in the crotch onesie off, she put the onesie with the diapers she had taken off of him and everyone else in the mounting pile.

Adam: HEY! That’s MY onesie!!!! I want it!!!! Can I have it back please?

Misses Newell: Sorry baby, it’s dirty and it’s going to the trash now along with all of the dirty diapers. I want you and everyone to be wearing just their diapers so that I can change you all faster and easier. If you get cold, I will find something of yours to wrap around you…OK?

Adam: What are you going to do with my clean onesies????

Misses Newell: They are going to be thrown away with your diaper bag and any diapers left over when it’s time for your disposal baby.

Adam: Can’t I……at least get to wear them first?

Misses Newell: I’m afraid not. It’s just easier to change your diapers this way….I’m sorry hon, but it has to be this way. I do have a lot of diapers to change at once you know.

Adam: What if I want to be thrown away earlier?

Misses Newell: I can do that if you want. Do you want me to baby?

Adam: If I say yes, does that mean that I can have whatever last diaper I want?

Misses Newell: Yes, it does….

Adam: Does that mean that I won’t be getting any more diaper changes or bottles or anything to drink after that?

Misses Newell: Yes, that’s exactly what that means. You would be doing me a favor too. It would cut down on the amount of diapers I’d have to change and the amount of times I’d have to make trips to a trash can to throw one of you away in. Would you do me that favor and say….yes????

Adam: OK…I want to be thrown away right after you get me into my last diaper then….but once I say that…what if I change my mind?

Misses Newell: It will be too late to change your mind….because once you choose that…I am not backing out and you can’t either. Are you SURE you want to do that?

Adam: What time is it now? What time is nap-time?

Misses Newell: Well nap-time is right after lunch usually. It’s…11:20 am.

Adam: Can I get two bottles of milk before I get taken to the trash please?

Misses Newell: Sure sweetie, after I am done changing you again. What diapers did you say that you wanted?

Adam: Can I have my cloth diapers inside my disposables please?

Misses Newell stops. She then picks Adam right back up and stands him right back onto his feet.

Misses Newell: No honey, I’m not going to use those on you. They are going into the trash now. You are going to have to go in there wearing what you have on.

Adam: But, But, But…..I want them on me! Can I play with them when I am in the trash?

Misses Newell: SURE! I don’t care what you do in the trash….

Adam: WAIT! Am I going out to the trash can…NOW????

Misses Newell: Yes, I am taking you right out to the daycare trash can for disposal. It’s time for your disposal.

Misses Newell picks up the piles of unrolled, wet and not-so-wet disposable diapers, plastic pants and onesies then takes Adam with her left hand in his right hand and then she walks him outside as he tries not to walk by resisting.

Misses Newell: (opening the trash can lid then putting the diapers, onesies and plastic pants in first.) OK Adam, time to get in…..here…let me open a few of those folded-over wet diapers for ya….it will be…softer for ya.

Adam: I change my mind…I want to wait until after nap-time.

Misses Newell: No sweetie, you will have PLENTY of nap-time in the trash can. You can either help me get you in there or I can PUT you in there. YOUR choice!

Adam looks up at Misses Newell then looks down into the can that is only a quarter of the way full and has quite a few open, wet diapers laying there, ready for him to lay on.

Misses Newell: (Smacking Adam on his thickly diapered butt) Come on, come on! I don’t have all day! Get in there……its trash time!




Adam raises his left leg and starts to put his knee over the top edge of the can as Misses Newell helps him in and then helps him lay down on his back inside. Then Misses Newell picks the lid up and then she puts the lid on quickly. She then quickly applies the trash can locks to the lid so that Adam can’t get out. Then she walks away back into the house. It becomes REALLY dark and a little cold in the can as thickly diapered Adam lays in the trash can on top of some open, wet disposable diapers, onesies and plastic pants. He gets a little cold and starts to shiver. After about two hours of shivering, Misses Newell comes back outside with one of the full diaper pails and two of his full bottles that she had promised he could have before he had been disposed of. Misses Newell unlocks the lid on the can and then lifts the lid. Adam Suddenly looks up at Misses Newell with squinting eyes due to the sudden brightness.

Adam: BRRRRRRRRRRR! I……IIIIIIIIT’s COLD out here!!!!!

Misses Newell: Well, I brought you some more dirty diapers. They ought to help keep you a little warmer I hope…..and here…before I empty this in there…here are the two bottles I promised you.

Misses Newell bends down and hands Adam his two bottles full of milk. Then she picks the heavy trash can up that is full of wet and dirty diapers and then empties it in on top of Adam. Then Misses Newell opens one of Adam’s left over packages of his NorthShore Supreme overnight clean diapers and starts to empty all of them into the trash can.




 Adam is in on top of the wet and dirty diapers. Then she takes Adam’s diaper bags from both of her shoulders and then drops them both in. This nearly fills the can ¾ of the way. Misses Newell then pushes down on the load of diapers in the can with almost all of her weight so to pack them all down to make more room.

Adam: HEY! UUUUUUUUUH! UUUUUUH! STOP that!!!! Stop pushing so HARD on the diapers!!!! You just made one of the diapers open up that is WET and it’s NOW stretched across my face with the wet part against my skin!

Misses Newell: Sorry Adam…..but I have to make more room for more diapers that I will be bringing out here…..You and Tyler will be the first ones to go into the Burn Barrel. I am probably doing a load tonight or tomorrow seeing as how I now have A LOT of trash to dispose of.

Adam: Do you care if I play with the diapers in here???? They feel and smell so…sweet!

Misses Newell: No, I don’t care….when it’s burn barrel time, you and your diaper that you are wearing, will be getting all…nice and soaked very well in baby oil. I Sometimes use one of the wet diapers soaked in baby oil to wipe the stuff all over you….so that you will burn thoroughly….

Adam: Do you…HAVE…to get baby oil…all over me? WILL it be….cold????

Misses Newell: May…be…..but you won’t be cold for TOO long…..once I light one of your items of clothing and toss it in…everything will suddenly go up in flames…..and it WILL get REALLY, REALLY hot really fast!

Adam: When will you be bringing the rest of the wet and dirty diapers out here?

Misses Newell: After I get everyone else disposed of in the trash cans or trash compactors they are all going into.

Misses Newell finishes emptying the rest of the diapers into the can then she puts the lid on and reapplies the lid locks then she walks back into the house with the now empty trash can.


Inside the house, Misses Newell was just getting Tyler ready to put into one of the special 3D printed diaper genies that already have some of his wet and dirty diapers in it.
Once Misses Newell had changed everyone’s diapers, there was a pile of diapers and onesies that needed to be thrown away.

Misses Newell: Hey Tyler? Would you like to help me throw all of these onesies and diapers away hon? Come here sweetie and help me take all of these diapers and onesies to the trash cans for me…OK?

Tyler: (Toddling over to help Misses Newell. Misses Newell hands him half the pile and then she bends down and takes the other half.) Where are you taking all of these?

Misses Newell: I am taking them to this black trash can here….



The two arrive at the black trash can that is half way full and Tyler looks down.

Tyler: If I was being thrown away in this….would I have to lay on all of those open, wet, unrolled diapers miss Newell?

Misses Newell: Yes, you would hon…..Would you rather go in this or would you like to be thrown into your diaper genie?

Tyler: My diaper genie misses Newell.

Misses Newell: Ok then, after nap-time, you will go right into your diaper genie. When it’s full, I will pull the blue bag out and take it out to the burn barrel. It’s going to be…REALLY hot in there with no air circulating around….are you sure you want to go into your diaper genie still sweetie?

Tyler: Just throw me into whatever can you want to put me into.

Misses Newell: Ok sweetie. Its lunch time now hon, go to the living room and I will get your sandwiches ready for you.

Tyler: Thanks Misses Newell.

Misses Newell gets everyone lunch and then once lunch is over, everyone gets changed again and put down for a nap. While everyone is sleeping, Misses Newell takes all of the diapers she took off, to be disposed of outside in the daycare trash. Misses Newell opens the back sliding glass door and then steps out to the daycare trash can, releases the trash can lid-locks and then she opens he can and drops the small pile of folded over wet diapers into the can. She spreads them around inside because leaving them in the pile they were in would make closing the lid hard.

Adam: Hey, Miss Newell? When are you going to do the rest of my disposal?

Misses Newell: I am planning on doing a load tonight…..You will be first then it will be Tyler’s turn in the morning.

Adam: Can I…at LEAST get to sleep in this can overnight?

Misses Newell: I have too many diapers and too many diapered trash that needs to be disposed of now. So, I have to do more loads now….you still have a few hours left before it’s burn barrel time…..

Adam: Do I…..get…one…..final wish before I go into the barrel?

Misses Newell: May…be…what would you wish for as your last wish?

Adam: Can…I…think about it a little bit?

Misses Newell: Sure……but you only have about four more hours left…..when I come back to toss in a few more diapers, then you can tell me then and I will see if I can do it or not. Usually, I don’t care if you want anything or not but this time…..I might make an exception for you.

Adam: HEY! Do you HAVE…do put those wet diapers on my face like that with the wet sides facing me?

Misses Newell: I didn’t mean to, that is just the way they happened to land in the can. I also don’t want to see your face because it makes me feel bad that I HAVE to do this!

Then Misses Newell closes the lid again and re attaches the lid locks before she walks back into the house and closes the sliding glass door.

Inside the can, Adam starts getting horny. The sweet smells of the LUVS diapers that were in their prior to him being tossed as well as several Pampers diapers that were a little bit wet but not soaked completely were turning him ON! He decided to start rubbing some of the diapers across the front of his diapers to try to get himself off. As he keeps trying to get off into his diapers, he flips around onto his belly and starts to hump the inside of his diapers rubbing the outside of his diaper’s crinkly plastic backing against the diapers inside. As he moves back and forth and turns his head, his face ends up being forced into one of the wet inner liners that was now facing upwards. The more he moved, the more the diaper wrapped tighter and tighter around his head and across his face. Now, from the pressure of Misses Newell packing the diapers down to make more room in the can for more diapers, a few of the wet diapers had burst causing the gels and padding to get into Adam’s long brown hair. Adam now smelled like the diaper pail and now, his disposable diapers were wet too in two ways. Adam still felt horny and so he continued to hump the diapers in the can and the more he moved, the more wetness and some poo got on him around his belly and up his back near his neck from a couple of diapers that came open that had poo in them. The cold and sticky poo felt uncomfortable to Adam. But now that he was still horny, he didn’t care until he came hard into his diaper. Adam kept rubbing and rubbing his diaper as much as he could and JUST as he was starting to get closer and closer to cumming hard, Misses Newell opened the can lid.

Misses Newell: PEEEEW!!!!! It sure STINKS in there!!!! What did you DO? Pop some poopy diapers and get it all over you?

Adam: Yes…Misses Newell. It’s in my hair; stuck to my back and neck….and I have wetness from the open diapers all over my face and body now!

Misses Newell: Are you…having FUN enjoying your comfy diaper? I hope you will be done before its burn barrel time.

Adam: I don’t know….if I will be…..or not. The sweet smells of the wet Luvs and Pampers diapers in here are making me REALLY, REALLY horny!

Misses Newell: I…SEE! I need to pack the diapers down again so I can dump another trash can full of diapers in there…..here goes……

Misses Newell takes her foot and packs the diapers down as tightly as she can hear groans and moans from Adam down near the bottom of the can.

Adam: UUUUH! MAN! You just made some more wet padding get ALL over me and in my hair!!!! UUUUH! Now…it’s ALL dripping and oozing down my face!!!!

Misses Newell presses down again and more padding oozes from one of the wet diapers around Adam’s head. Then misses Newell empties a few of the diapers from the pail into the can Adam is in then she packs them down well before she dumps some more in, then she packs them down well before she empties the rest in packing the diapers down well.

Adam: Now look at me!!!! One of those…..soft and soaked Honest diapers burst all over my head! The open Pampers that I have wrapped around my head now….has all of that wet gel leaking into it and onto me!!!! LOOK at all of the wet LUVS diapers in here! They are open and pressing all over me every time you press down!! The wetness is getting all over me now!

Misses Newell shutters at the image of that in her head.

Misses Newell: Have you decided on what you want your last wish to be yet?

Adam: Yes Miss Newell. I have a few requests that are all related. Can you at least check my diaper before I’m out into the burn barrel and what are you going to use to get ME to…light up?

Misses Newell: I’m going to use lots and lots of baby oil!

Adam: Is baby oil made out of baby’s misses Newell?

Misses Newell: LOL! No hon….its not.

Misses Newell puts the empty can down and then picks the lid back up and puts the trash can lid back on, locking it.

Adam: Miss Newell? You still there????? Dang! It’s cold in here!!!!

Misses Newell walks back into the house and slides the glass door closed. Inside, Misses Newell puts the empty can away and then goes to wake everyone up from nap-time. Tyler has nearly soaked his diapers now and misses Newell takes Tyler over to the diaper genie to get him put into it.

Misses Newell: Hey…Tyler, sweetie…..time to wake up. It’s time for your disposal now. Come with me sweetie. 

Tyler:  Huh? What? Wait…do I have to?

Misses Newell: Yes, time for your disposal baby.

Tyler: I don’t wanna go! Can I get my diaper changed first?

Misses Newell: No sweetie, it’s time for disposal. You can either come with me on your own or I can carry you. YOUR choice.

Tyler: (slowly standing up and stretching and yawning) AWWWWE! MAN! I need my diaper changed miss Newell.

Misses Newell takes Tyler’s left hand and jerks him over to the large diaper genie that already has some of his wet and dirty diapers in it. Tyler stands right next to it looking at it with a confused look on his face. Misses Newell opens the flip-top lid and then picks Tyler up and then starts to insert his legs first into the opening.

Tyler: WAIT! WAIT! I don’t wanna go in there! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Let me OUT! PLEEEEEASE!!! It…STINKS in here!!!!!

Misses Newell gets Tyler put all the way into the custom 3D printed diaper genie and then she closes the lid and walks away. Misses Newell goes over to Tasha and takes her by the left hand.

Misses Newell: Tasha baby, it’s time for your disposal now. Come with me into the kitchen sweetie.
Tasha: It’s time already???? Where are you taking me????

Misses Newell: I’m bringing you into the kitchen where our trash compactor is.

Tasha: WAIT! You are going to put me into…..the…TRASH compactor????

Misses Newell: YEP! You’re going into our trash compactor hon….I’m sorry but it has to be this way. There is no other place to put you for the time being, so this is where we put some of the trash and since you are being disposed of now, you are trash and trash goes into the compactor.

Tasha: There is…yucky messy and wet diapers as well as food pieces in there!!! What does….this thing DO????

Misses Newell: It’s going to crush everything inside I’m afraid, sweetie. It has to be this way…I don’t like this any more than you do. I wish it could be different.

Tasha: How long do I have to be in here???

Misses Newell: Until its full sweetie.

Tasha: Will this thing make my diapers get ruined?

Misses Newell: What do you mean?

Tasha: Will this thing make my diapers pop and the stuffing come out?

Misses Newell: Yea, maybe. Ok, get in there hon….ok…now…get comfy…..are you….comfy? OK….I’m going to close this drawer now and then I have to run a couple cycles of the compactor…..it’s going to be tight.

Misses Newell slides the compactor closed then she leans over, selects a cycle and then hits the start button then she walks back into the living room where Melissa is sitting on her nap-time mat on the floor.

Misses Newell: Melissa sweetie, it’s time for disposal now. Come with me baby, lets go get you disposed of…shall we hon?

Melissa: AWWWWE! Miss Newell! Can I wait for just a little longer please?

Misses Newell: NO, I’m afraid not sweetie….I know it must not be easy to have to go through all of this, but it has to be done. It will be ok hon…..

Misses Newell takes Melissa by her right hand in her left hand and she leads her over to the black trash can that was just emptied. The two arrive and are now standing next to the can.

Misses Newell: OK sweetie, I know the can is empty now, but….there will be more trash being tossed in there today, tomorrow and the next day. It’s going to be fine sweetie. Now…get in the can sweetie….I will help you in…ok…there…one leg….ok…now the other….that-a-girl…now…..sit or squat down in there for me……theeeeerrrrrrreeee…..now stay down in there for me and don’t try to get out….ok hon?

Melissa: How long will I have to be in here miss Newell?

Misses Newell: Until it’s time to go out to the burn barrel sweetie.

Misses Newell puts the lid back on and then walks back into the living room.

The doorbell rings and misses Newell goes to answer the door. Misses Newell opens the door and sees Stephanie and her mom standing there holding the handles of Stephanie’s stroller that Stephanie was in.

Miss Newton: Hi Misses Newell, Sorry we are late, I have to go to work at 4 and traffic was bad!

Misses Newell: Its ok…. What have we here? Are you here to be disposed of?

Miss Newton: Yes, unfortunately, we have decided that we can’t afford to diaper her any longer…..with all that is going on in the world with the one world order being implemented, and everything going to hell in a hand basket……we can’t afford her any longer…..here is the $10,000 money order. I KNOW you said you would dispose of her and her things for $5,000, but seeing as how you probably have your hands full at this time, my husband added another $5,000 of his money so that you will take her and all of her diapers. I brought you four cases of her clean packs of NorthShore Overnight Supreme diapers and four boxes of Pampers Cruisers size seven and two cases of her thick diaper doublers that I want you to use at EVERY diaper change…..as we agreed.
Here are also her two dozen pre-fold cloth diapers in this box and six pair of her printed plastic pants (setting box down.) and in THIS trash bag, are her two dozen onesies and footed sleepers. They are all clean too and ready to wear…..
Stephanie honey, Mommy is going to leave you here with Misses Newell. She is going to dispose of you. I won’t be back for you sweetie. Misses Newell knows just what to do with ya. MMMMUAH. Mama has to go now….byyyye babyyyyy!

With a kiss, Stephanie’s mom leaves. Stephanie is still wearing her soaking wet and saggy cloth pre-fold layered diapers and printed plastic pants that her mother didn’t have time to change from when she woke up.

Misses Newell: Stephanie sweetie, did your mother change your diaper before she brought you here? Do you need a diaper change hon?

Stephanie: (In a coy and shy voice with her left index finger in her mouth) Um…yes miss Newell. No, I didn’t get changed. I need one Miss Newell.

Misses Newell: Did your mommy leave you any clean diapers in your diaper bag? Let me look. (opens the diaper bag and then starts pawing around inside looking for any disposable diapers) Looks like your mommy forgot to put more disposable diapers into your diaper bag hon. That’s ok. I can give you one of ours.

Misses Newell goes and gets one of the Honest diapers that she has and returns carrying the diaper in her right hand. Then Misses Newell takes Stephanie’s hand and then leads her over to the area she is going to use to change Stephanie’s diaper.
Then Misses Newell stops and thinks for a few seconds and realizes that Stephanie can be taken out to the daycare trash can wearing the wet diaper and plastic pants she already has on.

Misses Newell: On second though, I don’t want to mess with those…nasty cloth diapers. You will just have to wear what you have on. Its disposal time hon…..I’m going to take you RIGHT out to the burn barrel because it’s time to do a load of dirty diapers and trash.
Stephanie: WAIT! I just GOT here! Can’t I stay around for a bit longer?

Misses Newell: NO sweetie, I’m afraid I have too many of you to dispose of and there is no more room in the trash for you. I am about to do a load of diapers and another diapered boy in the burn barrel. You and he can be disposed of together. Isn’t that nice?

Just then, Daniel gets home and then walks through the front door and closes it.

Daniel Newell: (Walking into the front room and looking around and not seeing anyone he goes to the backyard) Hey honey, there you are. How was your day?

Misses Newell: Busy. I have a LOT of diapered people to dispose of! Would you care to help me with these two?

Daniel Newell: SURE babe, who do we have? (Rolling his sleeves up)

Misses Newell: Adam….is in the daycare trash can and this is Stephanie.

Daniel Newell: I’m sorry kido, but I am going to have to take your clothes off so my wife and I can soak you in baby oil.

Stephanie: Are you taking my diapers off too?

Daniel Newell: NO…you can leave those on…I am just going to soak them well in baby oil first before I get you loaded into our new incinerator.

Stephanie: What are you going to do with my clothes? That is my favorite onesie and my favorite dress.

Daniel Newell: Sorry, they’re trash now.

Daniel takes the girl’s dress off and then removes the onesie before he tosses them right into the nearly empty bottom of the barrel. Then Daniel goes to the shed and gets the four cans of diesel fuel and carries them out to near the barrel then sets them down. Then he goes back to the shed and comes out with some old ragged and torn up cloth diapers that he had saved from Christian and Hunter’s batch of old cloth diapers to use as rags.

Stephanie: What are you going to do with those cloth diapers?

Daniel Newell: I am going to use them to wipe the baby oil all over you so that I can make sure that you have it all over you. You won’t burn well without the baby oil all over you. Honey? Can you switch with me please? I will take care of Adam…and you take care of Stephanie….is that cool?

Misses Newell: SURE! I promised him I’d rub baby oil all over him for his disposal. He requested it so I will do it. Maybe these two can be soaked together…..Or should we put them in separately?

Daniel Newell: Well, I can put her into the daycare trash can for a bit while you soak him and his diapers in baby oil then when he is done, he goes into the incinerator and waits until she is done being soaked. This will give us time to gather all of their stuff and load it into the incinerator.

Stephanie: What…..is going to happen?

Misses Newell: (Coming over to Stephanie) Well hon, you get to go and spend some time in our daycare trash can until I get the boy that is already in the trash can, soaked in baby oil.

Misses Newell takes Stephanie’s left hand in her right and leads her over to the daycare trash can. She opens the lid and then drags the can over closer to the new incinerator barrel. Then Misses Newell starts to toss dirty diapers into the barrel that are on top of Adam so that she can get Adam out and get him pulled out and then soak him with baby oil.
As more and more of Adam’s almost naked body is uncovered, Misses Newell fills the incinerator. Then, once enough of Adam is accessible, she reached in, picked Adam up under his arms and then set him down on the porch. Then she took Adam’s left hand in her right and led him over to the side of the burn barrel where she makes him stand while she gets the baby oil bottles out to start soaking him and his diapers before loading him into the incinerator.

Adam: HEY! Where are you TAKING me????

Misses Newell: To get you and your diaper soaked in baby oil for disposal hon.

Adam: WAIT! I thought I had…more TIME!

Misses Newell: Sorry Adam, but it’s time to get you ready for the burn barrel. You asked me to soak you in baby oil, so now…it’s time. Now just stand there and close your eyes sweetie while I squirt all of this baby oil all over you and your diapers.  

Adam: (Standing as still as possible but feeling the cold baby oil squirting all over him and feeling it dripping from his oil-soaked hair) Misses Newell? WHY am I being disposed of????

Misses Newell: Your mommy and Daddy can’t afford to take care of you any more hon. Diapering you gets expensive! They told me they spend about $320 a month on diapers, wipes and clothing alone! That is CHEAP too!

Adam: PLEASE don’t get that baby oil all over my diapers!!! I want them to be nice and comfy for disposal!!!! Can you not get it all over them please? I don’t wanna be disposed of!!!! PLEASE! Don’t….put me in there!!!!

Misses Newell: I KNOW sweetie, but I need to get you all oiled up for disposal! The sooner I get you oiled up, the faster I can get you into the burn barrel.  

Adam gets his head, hair and face soaked well with the baby oil then misses Newell continues to soak the rest of Adam’s body with baby oil. Then she takes one of the old cloth diapers and uses it like a rag to rub the oil into Adam’s body and then she soaks more baby oil into the cloth diaper then uses it to make sure there is plenty of oil all over the front and back of his plastic-backed thick diapers. 

Adam: How come you have to put this…oily stuff all over my diapers and in my diapers like this????

Misses Newell: Because, it will help you burn better once we start your disposal. I’m sorry baby, but we have to do it this way. I don’t like doing this any more than you like having it done to you.

Adam: Will I be going into that thing over there….when you are done?

Misses Newell: Yes, I’m afraid so.

Once Misses Newell is done giving Adam a baby oil bath, she helps Adam over to the incinerator and then helps him into it.
Misses Newell: OK Adamisnky….time to get into the burn barrel for me…..ok…there ya go sweetie..in…ya go. OK, now can you lay down in there for me?

Adam: But…but….but…..do I HAVE…to lie down? Can I sit or stand?

Misses Newell: I’m sorry Adam, but its burn barrel time! I’m not changing your diaper!
Would you like some help getting into the barrel? Hey Honey, can you help put Adam into the barrel please? Get his other arm for me…yea…now…that’s it…lower him down in there…..ok….Adam, lay down on the diapers please…..hon, I need you to lay down in there so I can load more diapers in there. Then Stephanie will be put in there on top of the diapers that are on top of YOU. It’s JUST the way it HAS to be sweetie. Now….can you please lay down? There…that-a-boy. Now stay lying down in there for me for a bit while I get Stephanie ready…OK? I am going to put the lid on after I get these diapers loaded…be a GOOD boy for me while I do all that….OK?

Adam: Do I HAVE to? HEY! Those packs of diapers, those diaper bags and all of those…..onesies are MINE! Why are you bringing them over HERE????
What are all of those….CLOTH diapers, cloth training pants, plastic pants and diaper covers doing here???

Daniel Newell: They are going into the burn barrel and being burned man! They’re trash!

Then once Adam was fully loaded into the new incinerator barrel, Misses Newell came over and started loading diapers from two trash cans from in the house, on top of Adam.

Adam: HEY! PPPPFT! HEY! Don’t put those…wet and dirty diapers all over ME! STOP IT! PEW! They…STINK!
Misses Newell finishes loading as many diapers as she could into the barrel on top of Adam then she put the locking lid on for a bit while Daniel chopped wood for their disposal and while Misses Newell gave Stephanie her bath in baby oil.

Stephanie: Let me out of this can!!! It…STINKS in here!!!! I have nasty stuff ALL over me!!!!


Misses Newell: (Coming over to the trash can that Stephanie is in, opening the lid and sifting through the diapers until she finds one of Stephanie’s arms) OK sweetie, it’s time for your baby oil bath. Ready?

Stephanie: Will you be soaking me and my diapers in that baby oil like you did to that boy?

Misses Newell: Yes sweetie, I will be soaking you and that…diaper you’re wearing in baby oil so that you will dispose of better when it’s time to start your disposal hon.



It’s now 12:30 pm and Misses Newell gets Stephanie out and takes her over to the side of the burn barrel and starts to squirt her down with lots and lots of baby oil.

Misses Newell: OK hon, close your eyes, here comes the baby oil…WEEE! Look at you now…..you will feel NICE and soft for a little bit! Doesn’t the oil smell great?

Stephanie: WAIT! WAIT! I don’t wanna have this stuff all over me! Aren’t you going to get it OFF me?

Misses Newell: NO sweetie…..I won’t. This stuff will make you dispose of better and more thoroughly. We don’t want anything left. I’m sorry hon…but it MUST be this way.

Misses Newell gets done with Stephanie and then helps her into the burn barrel.

Adam: UUUUH! UUUH! Stop STEPPING all over me! Get OFF me!

Stephanie: MOVE OVER! Give me some ROOM!

Adam: I can’t MOVE! There IS no more room!

Stephanie lies down and then misses Newell starts to load more clean and dirty diapers into the barrel on top of Stephanie and Adam making sure that all available space is taken up.

Misses Newell: Now Stephanie, can you lay down on those diapers for me? That-a-girl….. good girl…..now once I get the rest of these dirty diapers loaded in there….it will be diaper disposal time! OOPS! There…(Tossing in a diaper that got hung up over the rim of the barrel)
While misses Newell loaded the barrel with the last load of clean and dirty diapers and clothing, Daniel went to get the kindling and a few of the chopped logs to put into the barrel.
Adam: HEY! Let me OUT! UUUH! PLEASE! Let me OUT!
Daniel Newell comes back over to the barrel, opens the lid and then sets it down.

Daniel Newell: SHHHHHHHH! Stop you’re yelling. Your disposal time is coming up REALLY shortly.

Adam: (Peering up at Daniel from around Stephanie) What are you going to do with that long stick you just set down????

Daniel Newell: Oh…THIS? I’m going to use it as a poker stick. Once you’re almost done being disposed of…I use this stick to flip you and what is left of any of the diapers over so that they will burn the rest of the way down. Now SHHHHHHush while I load these logs and kindling in there……

While Daniel loaded and spread the kindling around randomly in the barrel and then the logs, Misses Newell went back inside for a few minutes to change their own kids’ diapers and then go get dinner started….it was going to take a while to get dinner ready…..being that they were having a homemade dinner. Daniel finished loading the kindling and the logs and then he opened his pack of cigarettes, took one out, then closed the pack and put it back into his pocket. Then he took the cloth diaper that his wife had used to wipe both Stephanie and Adam with, out of the barrel. He then took out his Zippo lighter, then struck the flint to light it….he then lit his cigarette……..




Daniel: it’s disposal time! We are going to light your fires baby!

Daniel then lights the end of the cloth diaper and then waits for it to catch on fire more before he tosses it into the barrel. Slowly the flames began to start catching on the baby oil that the disposable diapers, Adam, Stephanie and the clothes and other trash were all soaked in. Adam began to start wiggling and trying to avoid the flames as they raced up and around his diapers and diapered bottom. Stephanie let out a scream that was deafeningly shrill as the heat from the flames began to slowly melt and burn her diaper.

Daniel leaned over and put the screened lid on and then locked it tight then he walked back into the house to get cleaned up for dinner.

The next day, misses Newell comes to empty of unrolled, folded-over wet disposable diapers into the compactor. She unlatches the safety lock and then slides the drawer open.
She sees Tasha laying there on her tummy and also sees that Tasha’s diaper has a slight rip in it where the compactor had caused it to burst slightly.

Tasha: OH…hey Misses Newell. What are you doing????
Misses Newell: Oh…I am about to empty some of these wet diapers in there that need to be thrown away.

Tasha: Does that mean that you are going to start the compactor thing again????
Misses Newell: I am afraid I am hon. I see that your diaper has burst a little….
Tasha: Yea…when you ran those two cycles, I was RIGHT in the middle of flipping over to my tummy when the compactor came down and started pressing REALLY hard on my diaper and back! I heard a low popping sound then felt a draft. Can I get my diaper changed please????
Misses Newell: No hon. I’m afraid not.
Tasha: When will I get taken out to the daycare trash can as you said I might be?
Misses Newell: There has been a change of plans sweetie….. instead of going out to the trash cans, I am just going to carry you and the trash right out to the burn barrel.
Tasha: So…. You mean to tell me that I am going to be taken right out to the burn barrel and put into it?
Misses Newell: Yes hon, that is exactly what it means.
Tasha: How many more diapers will you be putting in here????
Misses Newell: About two more cans or so….
Misses Newell empties the square tan trash can into the compactor then puts the can down.



Tasha: When will you take me and all of these diapers out to the burn barrel?
Misses Newell: You have another three hours or so before I am going to do another load of trash……I am going to slide the door closed now and run some more cycles of the compactor now…..bye-bye for now.
Misses Newell slides the drawer closed and then latches the lock before she starts the compactor, putting it on auto. Then she walked away and went to take the now empty square trash can/diaper pail back to where it had been.
Tasha: (Inside the compactor) UUUUUUUH! OUCH! MAKE it STOP!!! UUUUUUUUUUUH! My…diaper!!!!!
Misses Newell goes outside to see if her sweet and handsome husband Daniel has chopped enough wood and twigs to use in the burn barrel. She goes out to the wood pile and takes a couple of the split logs over to the side of the barrel then she goes back to get some of the twigs and kindling. Once she has all of that ready, she goes back into the house to get four bottles of baby oil then brings them out to the table outside. Then she goes back to the storage shed to pull out more cloth diapers that were left over that didn’t get put into the barrel when both Adam and Stephanie had been disposed of. ALL that was still left in the barrel were a couple of burnt skulls and a few burnt bone fragments. Misses Newell began to load some of the cloth diapers into the bottom of the barrel, dropping handfuls of them in each time. Once she had about ¼ of the barrel filled, she went back inside to take out one of the white trash cans that was already full of wet and messy diapers. Misses Newell began to empty some of the diapers into the barrel ahead of time so that Tasha had some dirty diapers to lay on when she loaded her. Once she had finished with that, she took the white trash can back inside and put it back before going back into the kitchen to open the compactor. Misses Newell slides the compactor open and then grabs the heavy bag and starts to wrestle it out and onto the kitchen floor with a low thud.
Tasha: UH! Is it time for disposal now????
Misses Newell: Yes, it is. It’s time to take the trash out to the burn barrel now.
Tasha: OOOOH! But I don’t wanna go! Please don’t make me!
Misses Newell: Sorry hon…..but you are trash! It’s time to take the trash out now! Ready? Here we ….go!
Misses Newell begins to drag the heavy bag outside to the burn barrel to start unloading the bag and loading the burn barrel. Misses Newell begins to toss some of the loose compacted diapers from the compactor trash bag into the new incinerator barrel. Then once Tasha was completely uncovered, misses Newell grabbed Tasha by one of her arms and began to pull her up to a standing position as she helped her out of the bag and got her to stand there next to the barrel while she continued to load the rest of the trash and diapers into the new incinerator barrel.
Tasha: Miss Newell? What are all of those baby oil bottles there for?
Misses Newell: Well hon, I have to soak you and all of these diapers in a lot of baby oil so that you and the diapers will burn better and all the way down in the barrel!
Tasha: PLEASE! PLEASE Miss Newell, don’t make me go in there!!!! I don’t wanna be burned! I’m…NOT trash!
Misses Newell: I am afraid you are sweetie…..now stand RIGHT there for me while I pour all of this nice, sweet smelling baby oil ALL over you and that diaper you have on! OK close your eyes now……here…it…comes……AH! There ya go…….doesn’t that feel nice? It’s going to make you feel really…nice and soft for a little bit…..OK can you turn around for me now? GOOD girl…..now….I am going to squirt some of this into the front and back of your diaper…it might feel cold…..OK here goes……
There ya go…OK now…the back of your diaper…..GOOD…now I need to get your legs……but first…I am going to put you down into the barrel on top of the diapers and trash…..OK? want to help m e by putting your leg in there for me?
Tasha: I can’t misses Newell. It’s too tall!
Misses Newell: OK sweetie, I will lift you….OK UP ya go and in ya go…there….now lay down for me…ok baby? Be a good girl…and lay down for me…there ya go. Now can you put your legs up here on this edge part for me so I can finish getting oil on ya? Then I will have to pour some more oil all over you and the trash then…it will be time for your disposal……
Misses Newell then dumps the rest of the diapers into the barrel then adds the rest of the packs of her unused diapers into the barrel along with the wet cloth diaper still wrapped in the plastic pants that was in the bottom of the trash can and tossed it right on top, covering Tasha’s face. Then Misses Newell takes some of the twigs and kindling and she starts to put them into the new incinerator barrel, arranging them about so that they are evenly spaced. 
Tasha: What is all that wood for that you are putting in here????
Misses Newell: It’s so that you and the diapers will burn down all the way honey…..so there will be nothing left.
Tasha: UUUH! That wood is HEAVY!!!!! PLEASE get that OFF me!
Misses Newell: Ok, here comes some more baby oil…ready…close your eyes baby and count to…five…ready? GO!

Misses Newell starts to squirt almost the entire bottle of baby oil all over the diapers, trash and wood that is now inside the incinerator barrel. Before she tosses the little bit  still left and the bottle into the barrel along with the other empty bottles of baby oil. Then misses Newell takes a piece of paper and then lights it then she tosses it into the barrel, then waits to make sure the trash catches fire before she quickly puts the locking lid on and then locks the lid. Then she walks away back into the house while Tasha screams her head off as she and the diapers and other trash burn.
As Tasha stops screaming as her diaper begins to burn, along with the rest of her body and the diapers and trash around her. The Newells sit around the dinner table, eating and talking about their day.
Daniel Newell: (To his wife Misses Newell) So honey, who is next in the burn barrel?
Misses Newell: Melissa will be next probably by the end of the day. There are still three cases of those clean diapers from Tyler, his six cases of diapers, the two large black trash bags of his clothing and bedding as well as the three diaper bags as well as the three strollers and four diaper bags that still needed to be disposed of.
Daniel Newell: The Daycare trash cans outside are starting to stink. Didn’t you just do a load from one of the cans hon?
Misses Newell: Yes, babe, I did. There are still a lot of diapers left in the second can out there that still need to be done. Most of them will get done tomorrow with Melissa and her diapers. Maybe we should set up the old burn barrel too so that we can get TWO loads going at once!
Daniel Newell: Now THAT sounds like a GOOD idea! MORE loads of diapers and trash done at the same time. GOOD thinking honey.
Misses Newell: Thanks sweetie….It…kinda just…came to me! (Said misses Newell kind of proud of herself for blurting that out.) I am going to put Tyler and all of his diapers and some trash into the old burn barrel tomorrow as I am done loading Melissa and all of her diapers. It’s going to be a nice, warm day out and both of them will get done with the loads of dirty diapers. WHEW! I NEVER…had THIS much diapered trash to dispose of in my entire life!
Daniel Newell: I have to be at work early tomorrow and I won’t be back until around 6 or so…I will help you with any of them if you haven’t done them by then.
Misses Newell: Thanks babe….but I am planning on getting the two loads loaded up and started by no later than 3:00 tomorrow afternoon. That way, I can start on dinner and hopefully have it done by the time you come home hon.
The Newell’s finish up dinner, wash the dishes, then sit down to relax in front of the TV. The evening turns to late night and four more wet diapers, and pull-ups are tossed into the black trash can that Melissa is in. Melissa is tossing and turning  in the trash can as she falls asleep in her now soaking wet disposable diaper, waiting for the can to fill up and then waiting until it’s her turn to be taken out to the burn barrel for disposal. Misses Newell comes over to the black trash can and tosses in some clean diapers from the now open clean diaper package belonging to Tyler, a few diapers at a time. Misses Newell opens the lid, and then starts to toss the folded diapers on top of the open and unrolled wet diapers and pull-ups that are on top of Melissa.
Melissa: (waking up and peering up at who was standing there tossing the clean diapers into the can. In a grainy semi awake voice….) Hey….what is going on? How come all of these clean diapers are being tossed in here?????
Misses Newell: They are trash now. These diapers won’t fit anyone else we know nad no one else wants them.
Melissa: How come you are tossing them in here like this instead of just tossing the whole package in?
Misses Newell: because, they take up much less room this way…..and I can get more of them in there…..
Melissa: When are you going to take me out for disposal?
Misses Newell: Sometime tomorrow before 3:00 in the afternoon sweetie.
Melissa: Are you throwing my diaper bags in here too? They still have clean diapers, powder and wipes in them……
Misses Newell: Yes, I am…after I take the powder and wipes out…..then I will toss your diaper bags in there.
Melissa: Can I get my diaper changed please? My diaper is soaked and might start leaking soon!
Misses Newell: Sorry hon, You will just have to stay in that diaper you have on. I will not be changing your diapers any more.
Melissa: How long is it until my disposal?
Misses Newell: It’s 10:15 pm now….so you have 17 more hours to go.
Melissa: That seems like a long time!
Misses Newell: Well, it’s really not….because by the time you fall asleep again and wake up, there will only be….a few hours left…..Now…it’s time for the lid to go back on….
Misses Newell puts the lid back on and then she walks down the hall and begins to check on her own two kids before she goes into her bedroom to get into bed for the night.
Meanwhile, in the large 3D Printed Diaper Genie that Tyler is in, Tyler is sweating profusely! It smells like wet and messy diapers in there and he can’t sleep too well. He is tucked in between four of his heavily wet but not rolled up diapers and five of his wet and messy disposable diapers, the messy ones are tightly rolled up while the wet ones misses Newell simply just folded them over without rolling them up before forcefully shoving them down into the blue diaper genie diaper disposal bag, before she closed and latched the lid closed again.
Tyler: (Mumbling to himself ) GEES! It’s…HOT in here!!! How can I get a WINK of sleep when it’s SO….HOT…in here?????? UUUUUH! How much more time will it BE…before I am taken out and disposed of???? GREAT! NOW look! One of my tapes is stuck to the blue plastic bag!!!! WONDERFUL! I can’t even MOVE now to get comfortable!!!!
Morning comes and around 7:00 am, Misses Newell starts to get her usual toddler clients coming to her in-home daycare. As the few toddlers settle in, a few of them need diaper changes. Misses Newell Changes three wet diapers using a lot of wipes and some baby powder. Then she tosses the folded over wet diapers into the black trash can that Melissa is in. Over the course of the morning, three more wet diapers and pull-ups are tossed in as well as one or two messy diapers that she rolls up and tosses into the black can. By 12:30 pm, Misses Newell opens the lid, removes it then notes that the black can has started to get full so Misses Newell pushes down hard on the diapers piling up in the black trash can along with other trash as well, so to make a little bit more room for a few more wet diapers before nap-time.
Melissa: NO! NOT again! UUUUUH! UUUUUUH! OUCH! STOP…that! I have wet diapers all over my face and chest! It STINKS! My nice clean diapers are getting dirtier when you do that!!!
Misses Newell ignored Melissa’s protests because they were too muffled to understand and Melsey was nothing more than diapered trash that was going to be disposed of in the burn barrel or incinerator barrel in just a few hours anyhow. Once nap-time had passed, misses Newell changes three more diapers and two wet pull-ups which she takes over to the black can and tosses in, before putting the swinging lid back on again.
Melissa: HEY! HEEEY! When can I get out of here????? MMMF! HEY! Is it time yet?
Melissa sits back and listens but hears no reply. Her once dry diapers are now nearly soaking wet in the back but nearly perfectly dry in front as she lies on her back nearly at the bottom of the black trash can now almost full of wet and messy diapers. Melissa hears some more sounds of tapes being unfastened and the faint sounds of diapers being changed…..then shortly after that, the sounds of footsteps coming closer and closer. Then, suddenly Melissa hears the sound of the trash can lid coming off and then she feels the loads of clean and dirty diapers being packed down tighter and tighter as she groans and moans under the discomfort and pressure that also makes her flood her diaper. Melissa moans as she realizes that her thick, bulky, diaper is now completely soaked from behind and might now be leaking.  Feeling the wet inner liner of the soaking wet Sweet and slightly sour smell of the Pampers diapers that are now crisscrossing her face and the other clean diapers of Tyler’s now laying pressed tightly against her breasts and stomach. Then The lid was put back on and the loads began to press against her now since the trash can is now full enough to warrant being taken out to be disposed of.
It wasn’t long after the last diapers were changed and the last toddler had left Misses Newell’s Home Nursery that Misses Newell came back to the trash can, carrying four more wet diapers, one Parent’s Choice diaper, one Luvs diaper and one Dollar store brand wet diaper. She opened the lid, used her right knee to give the load ONE MORE good packing down so that the last four diapers would fit before she tossed them in and then dragged the black trash can outside through the sliding glass door that leads outside to the backyard and to where the new incinerator barrel is and to where the old burn barrel can still is. Misses Newell dragged the can over to the new incinerator barrel, then began to take hand-fulls of the diapers out of the black trash can before tossing them into the bottom of the incinerator barrel. As the barrel quickly filled up with diapers and other trash from the can, Melissa began to realize where she might be and what was happening. With a worried look on Melissa’s face, Misses Newell uncovered Melissa’s now dirty and filthy face that was now streaked with wetness and some diaper gels, as she tossed those diapers right into the new incinerator barrel.
Melissa: Miss Newell? Is, is, is, is IT my disposal time?????
Misses Newell: Yes hon, it is. Time for you…to go into our nice, new incinerator barrel with ALL of the rest of your clean and dirty diapers!
Melissa: But, but, but…I thought I was going to go into the daycare trash cans next!
Misses Newell: NO sweetie, You and Tyler are my last two diapered trash that MUST be done today. Your moms paid Daniel and I to make sure that you got disposed of in our nice new incinerator. That is what I am doing as we speak.
Then as Misses Newell tosses in the last, loose clean and semi folded Star Diapers and Race Car diapers (https://undercarewear.com/products/10-pack-race-car-diapers )

Misses Newell reaches down into near the bottom and picks Melissa up and out of the can then holds her like a toddler, up-right with her arm under her soaking wet, leaking diaper for a minute with one arm while she opens a few of the new and semi folded over Race car diapers for her to lie on. Then she begins to lay her down on top of the now open clean disposable diapers before sliding her now semi wet arm out from under her wet bottom and then standing back up-right herself. Once she was done laying Melissa down into the incinerator on the diapers, Misses Newell picked the nearly empty black can up and began to empty the remaining wet and messy diapers into the incinerator barrel on top of Melissa, slightly covering her. Then, Misses Newell put the steel locking lid onto the incinerator for a bit while she went back inside the house to gather up a few of the packages from Tyler’s case of clean race Car diapers to bring out to the incinerator barrel along with Melissa’s two diaper bags, her onesies, her pajamas, her drop-bottom footed sleepers, her crib comforter and last but not least, her cheap, old Aladdin stroller/ Misses Newell dropped all of this beside the incinerator barrel until she was able to go back into the house to get the six bottles of Melissa’s own baby oil bottles that she was going to use to squirt all over Melissa and all of the diapers, the stroller, Melissa’s comforter, and clothing before she used one of Melissa’s sleepers as a rag to apply the baby oil all over Melissa, her diapers and then she would sue the oil-soaked sleeper to light the loads of trash on fire. Before Misses Newell loaded the rest of the trash and diapers into the barrel, she leaned back in and picked Melissa back up and then set her down next to the barrel. She then grabbed one of the opened baby oil bottles and one of her yellow colored fleece footed sleepers with the white collar and then started to soak the sleeper with as much baby oil as possible before starting to pour and squirt some into Melissa’s hair and then down her back and onto her soaking wet, thick, puffy-butted Race car diaper with lots of booster pads in it.
Melissa: HEY! What are you doing with all of that baby oil? Why are you putting it ALL over me like that? HEY! It’s getting all over my diaper!!!!
Misses Newell: I have to soak you and your diaper in baby oil so that you and your diapers will burn all the way down hon…..the oils will make sure that you burn longer and hotter. OK can you turn around for me sweetie? Therrrrre ya go…now I am going to pour the rest of this all over your head, face chest and I have to get a LOT of it onto and into the inside of your diaper too. Just try to be a good girl while I do this…ok?
Melissa: How long will it be before you start my disposal misses Newell?
Misses Newell: About another half hour hon….When I am done oiling you and the trash up, I will load you and your stuff and diapers in there, then, I have to get some kindling and a couple logs to put in there. Then, I have to put the lid on for a bit to let the oils soak in a bit while I get Tyler and HIS trash, clothing and diapers loaded into the old burn barrel and ready for HIS disposal. I still have to get HIM and all of HIS diapers soaked in diesel fuel to use the old barrel. Be glad you don’t have to go into THAT old thing! OK. Now, time to get into our new incinerator baby……Here….let me help you…..
Misses Newell grabs Melissa under her arms and lifts her into the new incinerator barrel and then helps her lay down on top of the wet and dirty diapers. Then misses Newell finished tossing, emptying the rest of the diapers from the daycare trash can into the incinerator. Then misses Newell opened a couple more packages of Tyler’s Race Car diapers and then started tossing them into the incinerator until it was nearly full. Then misses Newell loaded some of the kindling sticks and wood into the incinerator barrel before putting two larger pine logs into the barrel, virtually locking the logs in a crisscross formation before tossing in a couple of Melissa’s footed sleepers and onesies into the barrel before she put the locking steel lid on. Then Misses Newell went over to the old burn barrel and began to open the remaining packs of Tyler’s Race Car diapers and toss the clean and still folded disposable diapers into the bottom of the old burn barrel that was only a mere 5 feet from the new incinerator barrel. 
Then misses Newell tossed in the last of the packs of diapers, the empty packaging, the black trash bag full of Tyler’s onesies, footed sleepers, pants with button crotches, pants with plastic and vinyl pants as inner lining, his 20 t-shirts as well as quite a few remaining diapers and disposable training pants from inside the house. Then Misses Newell went back into the house and over to the 3-D printed extra large sized diaper genie that had Tyler and some of his wet and messy diapers stuffed into the long, blue, disposal bag inside. Misses Newell then tips the diaper genie over and then removes the blue diaper disposal bag with Tyler and the diapers in it.
Tyler: HEY…..what is happening? Where are you taking me?
Misses Newell: It’s time for your disposal now Tyler hon.
Tyler: It’s SO….HOT…in here!!!! Can I get out of this bag????
Misses Newell: maybe once I get you and these dirty diapers into the burn barrel, then I will rip the bag open so I can soak you and the diapers in lots and lots of diesel fuel so that you and the diapers will burn all the way down.
Misses Newell drags the long blue sausage-like bag full of diapers with Tyler stuck between loads of his own dirty diapers, over to the burn barrel then she lays it down next to the burn barrel and then begins to tear it open. She then starts to toss in some of the diapers before she reaches into the now torn blue disposal bag and picks Tyler up and out.
Tyler: WHEW! That air is NICE and COOL! HEY! There’s ASHES in there!!!!
Misses Newell: I…….know…..uh…hon…..GEES! You are heavy with that wet diaper on! Now lay down on the diapers and trash in there sweetie and then stay there for a bit while I go and get the fuel…ok hon?

Misses Newell then went into the tin shed nearby to get the two five-gallon diesel fuel containers that had just been filled a few days before by Daniel Newell. Once she brought both full containers over to right beside the old burn barrel, she flipped the spout’s lid open and then opened the air exchange valve a little to allow air into the container as she poured….but before she started to pour, she leaned to the side and just over the top of the old burn barrel and peered in to say:
Misses Newell: Ready Tyler? I am going to pour diesel fuel all over you and the trash and diapers…close…your…eyes!!!
Misses Newell lifted the full diesel fuel container and began to pour the diesel fuel all over Tyler, the diapers, his clothing  and other trash in the burn barrel. The diesel fuel hit Tyler’s head with a big splash that felt cold and oily.
Tyler: UUUUH! OUCH! That stuff BURNS! OOOOOUCH! It’s…..COLD and SLIMY!
As misses Newell poured about half the container onto Tyler and everything in the old burn barrel, she put the diesel fuel container down and then went over to the kindling sticks and logs, she grabbed a bunch of kindling sticks then put them into the barrel, arranging them over Tyler and everything in the barrel.
Tyler: What are you doing with all of the sticks?
Misses Newell: We use them to start your disposal hon so that you and the trash will burn nice, long and hot baby.
Then misses Newell then added three larger logs one at a time into the barrel before reaching down to pick up the diesel fuel container again to pour the rest of the fuel onto the logs and sticks before she put the container down far away from the burn barrel where the second container was now also. Then misses Newell reached into the burn barrel for one of the diesel fuel soaked blue footed sleepers. She tugged on it until once of the sleeves was pulled through and between the heavy logs.
Misses Newell then opened her husband’s zippo lighter and prepared to strike the flint.
Misses Newell: OK Tyler, now it’s time for your final disposal. Ready? This is going to get VERY hot…VERY fast!!!
Misses Newell then reaches down, grabs the soaking wet sleeve of Tyler’s soaking wet blue, fleece footed sleeper and then she struck the flint a few times before a steady flame appeared. Misses Newell then held the flame to the soaked sleeve until the flames began to catch the entire sleeve. As the flames began to spread onto everything else, misses Newell stood up and then walked over to the new incinerator barrel where Melissa was still waiting inside.  Misses Newell then unlocks and opens the lid of the nearly full, incinerator and then she looked down to pick which of the footed sleepers that was laying across Melissa to light. Misses Newell picked the plain yellow one with a lot of baby oil all over it Misses Newell then flicked the flint again and a flame appeared. She reaches over to the oil-soaked yellow sleeper and holds the flame to the sleeper. It catches quickly as flames and black smoke begin to rise. Then Misses Newell stands up, puts the locking lid on and then closes the zippo’s cover as she walks back into the house. Melissa starts screaming and crying as Tyler yells at the top of his voice for the first few minutes until the flames silenced both of them, Tyler first then Melissa.
As both loads in both barrels continued to burn, misses Newell got a phone call.
Misses Newell: (Answering her Cell phone) Hello?
Voice on the Other end: Hi misses Newell. I was wondering…..can you dispose of my two diapered sons and all of their cloth and disposable diapers, their clothing and their bedding?
Misses Newell: Well, I don’t want to do this again….I JUST got done disposing of my last diapered trash! I KNOW that you need to dispose of Christian and Hunter’s cousins, but I want to be done with this.
Voice on the other end: We can no longer afford to diaper these three!!!  They are going through a LOT of diapers these days and even MORE during the summer months! What if we paid you the money we were going to use to buy diapers for all three? That comes to…. $2,800?
Misses Newell: (With a 5 second pause) OK! OK! THIS will be…the LAST ones…OK??? Go ahead and bring them over tomorrow morning and I will make sure that they are all disposed of no later than the weekend of Valentine’s day.

Voice on the other end: Great. I will see you tomorrow around 8:30 am with George, Dana, and Tommy, along with all of their cloth and disposable diapers, plastic pants, clothing, bedding and stuffed animals. See you then…………….
































































































































































































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