The Trinidad Landfill-Diaper Disposal Day
Scenario1:
It was a Warm Saturday morning when Adam awoke. His disposable diaper was soaked and as Adam yawned, stretched then began getting out of bed, he reached over to take out one of his clean disposable diapers, from the package sitting on the floor near his bed. Adam gets up and grabs the clean diaper from the package, then sits back down then lays down on his bed so he can begin changing his diaper. Adam gets done changing and gets dressed. Just as he finishes getting dressed, he receives a knock at his door. Adam goes to open the door. It's the trash man.
Trash Truck Driver: Hello, You're.....Adam right?
Adam: Yes, I am.....AH yes! I...think I know what this is about.....
Trash Truck Driver: You....DO huh? Well.....I've come to let you know that the owner of our company has accepted your payment for trash service. He and we understand that you and a bunch of your......diapers will be in your trash this coming week. We come by on Fridays to collect trash. We brought four 97 gallon trash cans for you to use until you call us to come pick you and your.....diapers, trash and what-not up. You said you would be wearing just a diaper when you get into one of the 97 gallon trash cans. That is fine. I....will be your driver till I get you and the load to the Trinidad landfill. I personally don't care what.....you have on OR not. Once.....you are in one of the cans......you....are trash.....ok?
Adam: O...K....good. Now.....how many compactor cycles do you usually run on each load of trash?
Trash truck driver: As.....many as are needed. Now....I am dropping off the three 97 gallon trash cans for you.
Adam: (Stepping outside to see the cans.) OH....great! Thanks. Are there.....any.....daycares that you stop at along your route that are back-to-back?
Trash truck driver: Yes.....there are. I have five of them. I would stop at the first one right.....after leaving your stop.
Adam:: Good. Does...it matter what I am wearing when you....dump me into the truck?
Trash Truck Driver: Nope! I...don't care.....once you're in the trash can, you're trash and I am there to....collect you and your diapers. Now, gotta go......give us a call 24 hours in advance when you're ready for collection.... bye now.
The trash truck driver leaves as Adam grabs one of the toters and begins to fill it with the loose, folded over, wet disposable diapers he has a lot of. The first toter becomes very, very full. Then Adam grabs the second toter and then begins to fill that one up with cloth diapers and disposable diapers that are wet.
It was a Warm Saturday morning when Adam awoke. His disposable diaper was soaked and as Adam yawned, stretched then began getting out of bed, he reached over to take out one of his clean disposable diapers, from the package sitting on the floor near his bed. Adam gets up and grabs the clean diaper from the package, then sits back down then lays down on his bed so he can begin changing his diaper. Adam gets done changing and gets dressed. Just as he finishes getting dressed, he receives a knock at his door. Adam goes to open the door. It's the trash man.
Trash Truck Driver: Hello, You're.....Adam right?
Adam: Yes, I am.....AH yes! I...think I know what this is about.....
Trash Truck Driver: You....DO huh? Well.....I've come to let you know that the owner of our company has accepted your payment for trash service. He and we understand that you and a bunch of your......diapers will be in your trash this coming week. We come by on Fridays to collect trash. We brought four 97 gallon trash cans for you to use until you call us to come pick you and your.....diapers, trash and what-not up. You said you would be wearing just a diaper when you get into one of the 97 gallon trash cans. That is fine. I....will be your driver till I get you and the load to the Trinidad landfill. I personally don't care what.....you have on OR not. Once.....you are in one of the cans......you....are trash.....ok?
Adam: O...K....good. Now.....how many compactor cycles do you usually run on each load of trash?
Trash truck driver: As.....many as are needed. Now....I am dropping off the three 97 gallon trash cans for you.
Adam: (Stepping outside to see the cans.) OH....great! Thanks. Are there.....any.....daycares that you stop at along your route that are back-to-back?
Trash truck driver: Yes.....there are. I have five of them. I would stop at the first one right.....after leaving your stop.
Adam:: Good. Does...it matter what I am wearing when you....dump me into the truck?
Trash Truck Driver: Nope! I...don't care.....once you're in the trash can, you're trash and I am there to....collect you and your diapers. Now, gotta go......give us a call 24 hours in advance when you're ready for collection.... bye now.
The trash truck driver leaves as Adam grabs one of the toters and begins to fill it with the loose, folded over, wet disposable diapers he has a lot of. The first toter becomes very, very full. Then Adam grabs the second toter and then begins to fill that one up with cloth diapers and disposable diapers that are wet.
Once the second toter is full, Adam grabs the third toter and begins to fill that one. There are just enough diapers to fill the third toter a quarter of the way full.
Then, Adam goes back inside, wearing only a thick, bulky disposable diaper so he can get changed by one of the two care nurses.
One of the care nurses is also a daycare worker by day. She runs a home daycare and on weekends, she has no clients.
Mandy: Sweetie? Why don't you come to my house this weekend so that I can take care of you? There are plenty of things to do there and I have plenty of diapers there. Don't worry, I will bring some of your diapers with us....
Adam: Um....sure. That sounds nice. I would appreciate that.
Mandy: (Talking to a man driving a pickup truck) Could....I get you to bring the....toters over to my house and we can throw him and his diapers away there. When it's time....I will call the trash company to come take everything away.
Man in pickup truck: Sure. I will meet you at your place in an hour.
Mandy: Sounds good. Thank you.
Man in pickup truck: No.....problem.
The Man in the pickup truck left to get the toters and then bring them to Mandy's house while Mandy, gathered up some of Adam's clothing and two of his diaper bags which still had some of his clean diapers and wipes in them, then she coaxed Adam out to her vehicle, put him into the back seat, before putting Adam's things into the back. Mandy then.....got into the driver's seat, started her vehicle and then drove to her house, 23 miles away.
The Man in the pickup truck left to get the toters and then bring them to Mandy's house while Mandy, gathered up some of Adam's clothing and two of his diaper bags which still had some of his clean diapers and wipes in them, then she coaxed Adam out to her vehicle, put him into the back seat, before putting Adam's things into the back. Mandy then.....got into the driver's seat, started her vehicle and then drove to her house, 23 miles away.
Along the way, Mandy began telling Adam about her house and what she did there.
Mandy: Adam, I...am SO glad.....to have you at my place. I....run a home-based daycare for those whom need my services. I see that you.....wear diapers......well, I am going to make sure that you have nice, dry, comfy diapers on at all times until it is time for your disposal. OK? Now, how about.....something to drink?
Adam: UM...OK.....I'd like some......water or some.....whole milk please.
Mandy: Sure.....coming right.....up.
Mandy goes to the refrigerator and gets the milk out, then she goes to the cupboard and takes out a tall plastic tumbler which she fills up with milk. She then brings the tall tumbler over to Adam and hands it to him.
Mandy: Here you....go hon.....now....drink ALL of it......so that you can give us more....wet diapers to dispose of.....OK?
Adam: UM...OK.....I'd like some......water or some.....whole milk please.
Mandy: Sure.....coming right.....up.
Mandy goes to the refrigerator and gets the milk out, then she goes to the cupboard and takes out a tall plastic tumbler which she fills up with milk. She then brings the tall tumbler over to Adam and hands it to him.
Mandy: Here you....go hon.....now....drink ALL of it......so that you can give us more....wet diapers to dispose of.....OK?
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