Sunday, January 10, 2016

The-Burn-Barrel-My-HOT-Valentine

                  The Burn Barrel-My HOT Valentine

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Misses Newell: (To her husband Daniel Newell) Help me strip Tommy down to just his diapers! Then, toss his clothes into the old burn barrel. Honey? Take Tommy and soak him REAL well with diesel fuel…while I go back inside the house to get his packages of clean diapers…. And get Jackie and the diapers loaded into the new incinerator barrel. Thanks honey…..

While Misses Newell goes back into the house to bring the three large cardboard boxes containing Tommy’s unopened packages of his thick and bulky disposable diapers, the trash bag containing Tommy’s onesies, footed sleepers, old semi ragged and slightly torn cloth diapers and plastic and rubber pants so she can start loading them into the incinerator barrel first before she loads the barrel with the diapers from the two daycare trash cans from the porch, Daniel Newell was taking Tommy by his right hand in his left, and bringing him over to the plastic wading pool so that Daniel could soak Tommy in diesel fuel and make him sit in it for a bit until his wife could fill the old burn barrel with some of the clean and dirty diapers.

Tommy: (Dragging his heals and resisting going with Daniel and in a whinny voice…..)
UUUUHUHHHHHH! I don’t WANNA go over there!!!! What are you gonna do to me??????

Daniel Newell: TOUGH SHIT son! You’re TRASH! I have to soak you and your diapers in lots of diesel fuel now so that you will burn well! Now…get into the POOL boy or I will PUT you in there! Now…SIT down…..there…now stay still while I pour this diesel fuel all over you and your cloth diapers!!!!

Daniel picks the first container of Diesel Fuel up and then starts to pour and splash the fuel all over Tommy and the cloth diapers he is sitting on that are in the blue wading pool.

Tommy: NO! STOP! BLUB! BLUB! BLUB! It BURNS ME! It’s COLD! I’m…all WET now!!! STOP IT! STOPOOOOOP IT!!!

Daniel Newell: OH SHUT…UP! NO WONDER your mom and dad don’t want ya!!! I wouldn’t want ya as much as YOU whine and complain! Think of this like you are taking a nice BATH! This diesel fuel is going to wash you and all of these dirty, yucky diapers like soap! The more I get on ya son, the cleaner you and ya diapers will be!

Tommy: Really? You think that this stuff will clean my diapers?????

Daniel Newell: (Wearing a cheeky smile) OH YES! You’ve taken lots of baths before…right? Didn’t everything come clean when you got out of the bath tub?

Tommy: UM…yes…..

Daniel Newell: WELL then! Now when you go into that barrel over there, think of it like you and your dirty diapers are kinda going into a sort of washing machine! Because when the barrel and I are done with ya…NONE of the dirt will exist!

Tommy: Really?

Daniel Newell: REALLY! That barrel has ‘done” LOTS and LOTS of loads before! In fact, it has “done” quite a few dirty diapered pieces of trash…JUST…LIKE…YOU son! That barrel did both of your cousins Christian and Hunter and all of THEIR dirty diapers!

Tommy: It DID? Where are Christian and Hunter now?

Daniel Newell: Just like I said, that barrel hates dirty things! It makes them go away!

Tommy: So….it’s going to make the dirty diapers and I go…away?

Daniel Newell: I am afraid so son……JUST like it made Christian and Hunter go away too! Now…just sit there and soak in your diesel fuel bath for a bit…I am going to add some more of your old ragged cloth diapers in there so that they can also get soaked.

As Daniel adds about 300 cloth diapers into the pool on Tommy’s lap and head, Misses Newell had come back outside carrying the last of the three cardboard boxes full of Tommy’s packages of disposable youth and adult diapers out to the side of the old burn barrel, setting each one down. She then opened the top box and then took out one of the packages. Misses Newell then tore the package open and started to take the diapers out as many as she could at a time, tossing them into the bottom of the old burn barrel. Once she had tossed the first package and the wrapping in, she took out another pack and did the same thing. Then, she walked over to one of the heavy aluminum daycare trash cans full of wet and messy diapers, and then pulled and dragged it closer to the old burn barrel so she could start tossing in some of the dirty disposable diapers. Once the old burn barrel was half full, Misses Newell motioned to Daniel to get Tommy and the cloth diapers and put them into the old burn barrel while she started to load the new incinerator barrel with some of Tommy’s clean diapers and some of the dirty daycare diapers from the daycare trash can. While misses Newell continued to toss loose rolled and some unrolled, folded over disposable diapers into the new incinerator barrel, she slowly uncovered Jackie and her super thick disposable diaper that still had the same six layered cloth pre-fold diapers inside of it and the three layered, thick booster pads inside also. Once Jackie had no more diapers laying on top of her, Misses Newell reached down into the trash can with her yellow rubber gloves on her hands that went up to her elbows, and inserted her hands into Jackie’s armpits so she could be lifted out of the can before misses Newell could squirt some baby oil all over Jackie and her diapers.
Jackie: HEY! It’s COOL out here! It was getting really HOT in the trash can with all of those wet and stinky diapers on me! HEY! What are you doing with that baby oil? How come you’re squirting it ALL over my diapers and I???? HEY! It’s in my HAIR!

Misses Newell: Yes hon, I am putting this baby oil all over you and your diapers so that you and the diapers will burn better and all the way down! WE do this to ALL of the diapers and trash!

Jackie: My cloth diapers are soaking wet but my disposable diaper isn’t yet! HEY! Don’t get that on my diaper!!! STOP IT!


Misses Newell: Now…don’t make me put you into the incinerator barrel and then squirt you with the oil! It HAS to be this way! YOU are trash! You have a ridiculously thick set of diapers on! I HAVE to get all of them drenched in as MUCH oil as I can…so that it will help you and the diapers burn! NOW! Do me a favor and turn around and face me…so I can finish dowsing you and your diapers with this oil! Doesn’t it make you and your diapers smell all so sweet? 

Two weeks earlier…….


A whole month went by since the last disposal of all of those unwanted and diapered people requested by their own parents. Both Misses Newell and Daniel had decided they had disposed of enough unwanted and diapered trash and they weren’t going to dispose of any more except……that they had ALREADY promised and agreed to dispose of the very last two in diapers……..
Both Christian and Hunter both had cousins, Jackie and Tommy. Tommy was a short midget who had blond hair and blue eyes and Jackie was a sandy blond with hazel eyes.
She got the hazel eyes from her father.
Jackie and Tommy’s mother and father were just going over their budget and looking at the past expenditures. Their mother noticed that they were spending most of their budget on diapers, wipes and baby powder.

Emily: (Jackie and Tommy’s Mother) Take a look at how much we’ve been spending on Jackie and Tommy’s diapers, wipes and powder honey!!!!! Turns the laptop screen so Lucas, the father, can see.)

Lucas: WOW! WHOLLY SHIT!!!! WE…spend…THAT….much???? MAN! $298 per month on each one????

Emily: Unfortunately….that’s not a miscalculation! I THINK it’s time you and I both started thinking about ways to cut down on those expenses or eliminate them all-together! Don’t you think?

Lucas: Yea…I agree…but…HOW?

Emily: Well, you aren’t going to like this……Three weeks ago, I called up Daniel and his wife to touch base with them. I asked how both Hunter and Christian were….and they both told me that they no longer were there. I then asked them if they finally gave them up for adoption…and they said that they couldn’t find anyone that would take them so…they disposed of them both and all of their diapers, clothing and even their bedding in the burn barrel.

Lucas: WHHHHHAT????????????

Emily: YEA! MY reaction TOO! So…I was asking them all of these questions about how they did it, and what they had to do to Chris and Hunter to dispose of them…and they told me…ALL of the details…….



Lucas: So…wait….YOU…aren’t thinking about……

Emily: Actually…..yea…I am……how do YOU feel about it????

Lucas: Well…..it’s a LOT to take in all at once…….it WOULD eliminate the diapers, wipes and powder from our budget…..and…it WOULD make getting rid of our…financial problems a lot easier……
What about Jackie and Tommy though?????

Emily: WELL, Since the Newells already take care of both Jackie and Tommy while we are at work…..I was thinking about having Daniel and his wife “Take care of” our little financial burdens for us…..while we…are at work. Interested?

Lucas: OH…I don’t…know……what do we have to do? Is….there some….paperwork that needs to be filled out? Is there some kind of….permission we have to get?

Emily: Yea….but I have already taken care of all that in anticipation…..
(Emily shows her husband Lucas the signed and notarized documents that she scanned into her laptop.) I have hard copies of all of the necessary papers we needed to sign and I filled them out and got them approved already….all WE have to do…is take both of them, their diapers, clothing and bedding over there to the Newell’s house and then leave them for “Daycare” and then they will eliminate our problems for us…..WE can work out the details….over the next two weeks….with the Newells as our diapered trash goes over there every day for daycare while we work.

Lucas: EEEEEH…O….K……I’ll bite……but if I feel the least bit uncomfortable about this….I’m pulling both of them and coming up with another plan….OK? They plan on…what…..burning them in their……burn barrel or something?????

Emily: YEA! That’s what they did to Chris and Hunter…….they even pre-soaked them both in diesel fuel….but now…they are using baby oil…..

Lucas: So……….both Jackie and Tommy will get their diapers and bodies soaked in baby oil before they are put into their burn barrel????? Sounds…INTERESTING!!!!
Where are the two of them….kept until it’s time to load the burn barrel?

Emily: Misses Newell said she tosses one out into the daycare trash can outside on their back porch and then the other will go into their kitchen compactor until it’s time to load the barrels. Tomorrow both Jackie and Tommy will be going back to the Newell’s place for daycare as they always do…..I will be dropping some of their clothing off with them so that some of their clothing will already be there for them to use and get all nice and dirty for disposal. Over the next week or so, I will be also dropping off most of their left over unused packages of their disposable diapers and all of their cloth diapers too along with their diaper covers and plastic pants as well. That way…the day we leave them there for disposal, everything will already BE there, all accept their crib sheets and bedding and a few stray clothes…..

Lucas: So….that two weeks….it starts….tomorrow?

Emily: Yes…..and on Wednesday of the last week, I will simply just…leave the two of them there with the Newells and they will dispose of them when they can…..

Lucas: LOVE….LY!!!!!

Emily and Lucas then retired into their bedroom for the night and the next morning, Emily woke up to the alarm clock, got out of bed, to go and change both Jackie and Tommy’s wet night-time diapers….and get them all dressed for daycare.
Over the next week and a half, the same routines occurred. Over…and over…….and over…..each day, Emily dropped off all of both Jackie and Tommy’s cloth diapers, diaper covers, plastic pants, most of their clothing, mostly onesies, footed sleepers, some shorts, long cargo pants, dresses, jeans for little girls that fit Jackie, and about 90 percent of both of their clothing as well as all but four packs of disposable diapers. (Seen in fast-motion)
On Wednesday of the second week, Emily goes into Jackie’s room, changes her wet diaper then without rolling the diaper up, she puts it into a large black trash bag along with Jackie’s favorite footed sleeper and all of her bedding. Then Emily puts an old onesie on Jackie that has stains down the front of it and a few minor tears in the leg elastics before going into Tommy’s room to change HIS diaper.

Emily: Good morning sweetie….sleep well? It’s diaper changing time……Today is a special day….do you know why?

Tommy: NO mommy…why????

Emily: Well, today…you and your sister will be staying with your aunt at their house so that mommy and daddy can get some time to ourselves…..

Tommy: Is that…why you were bringing all of our clothes and diapers over there to daycare????

Emily: Yes honey….but mommy and daddy won’t be picking you or your sister up after daycare this time…YOU and your sister will have to stay with your aunt and uncle until they decide what to do with you two and all of your things.

Tommy: but…..but….but…..you don’t want…us any more?????

Emily: NO sweetie…..We can’t afford to buy your diapers, wipes and baby powder any more! I can’t stand washing your wet and dirty cloth diapers any more either! That is mostly why mommy switched to disposable diapers six months ago.

Tommy: What…..what will happen to my sister and I????

Emily: That….I’m going to leave up to your Aunt Newell. What she……and your uncle do with you two…..will be completely up to them…..now would you like to wear this ragged onesie or would you like to wear this old stained, slightly torn and a little holey baby blue t-shirt????

Tommy points to the t-shirt. Then Emily, his mom, puts it on him then helps him out of his crib for the final time before she reaches in, removes all of the sheets, and the comforter and the pillow….tossing them into a large, black trash bag along with Jackie’s wet diaper and HER sheets, bedding and comforter.

Tommy: Mommy?

Emily: Yes honey?

Tommy: WHY did you just put my sheets and stuff into that trash bag???

Emily: Because, you won’t be needing them any longer…..and I am going to take everything over to your aunt and uncle’s place and leave it for them…..

Then Emily gets both Jackie and Tommy seated in the backseat of the old Chevy suburban in their child seats and then tosses the remaining packs of opened disposable diapers, the remaining clothing and any left-over cloth diapers, bottles, pacifiers, a few of Jackie and Tommy’s favorite stuffed animals, into a large cardboard box that also had a few loose clean cloth and disposable diapers tossed in that Emily had found in the very back of the closet shelving and then put it into the back of the Suburban before she got in and drove to The Newell’s house.


As their mother drove to the Newell’s house for their last daycare day….both Jackie and Tommy whispered between themselves as they always did but this time, they were talking about what could be happening to them while they were at the Newell’s house.

Jackie: PPPST! Tommy…..What did mom tell you in your room?

Tommy: Sis…she told me that we are being left at our aunt and uncle’s house and that mommy and daddy don’t want us any more…..
Our aunt and uncle would be taking care of us until they figure out what to do with us.

Jackie: NO…WAY! Mommy and daddy don’t….want us any more???? You mean…that they are leaving us with our aunt and uncle???? For…good?

Tommy: Yea sis….that what mommy told ME…..

Jackie: What are we going to do???? Aunty Newell changes our diapers a lot! I barely wet MY diaper before she changes it!

Tommy: I know…..I know…..I think they waste a lot of diapers…..one time, aunty Newell changed my diaper and it wasn’t even wet yet!!!!

Jackie: It makes you wonder why they are doing that! I saw aunty Newell throw our cloth diapers away that were inside of our disposable diapers that mommy used to keep us drier…Mommy…always takes them out and washes them! I wonder if mommy knows that Aunty Newell did that?????

Tommy: I know. I know…now SHHHH we are almost at Aunty Newell’s…..

The old suburban pulls up to the curb and stops. Emily turns the engine off, and gets out.

Emily goes to the rear passenger door and opens the left door to get Tommy out first before she went around to the other side to get Jackie out. Once both of them were out and standing near the curb, Emily opened the back and grabbed the black trash bag then she walked between Jackie and Tommy and coaxed them gently to start walking to the front door. 

Misses Newell: (wearing a smile and looking at Emily, then both Jackie and Tommy)
Come in, come in…..good morning everyone…..Jackie, Tommy, are you both ready for your stay with Aunty and uncle Newell?


(Misses Newell hugs her sister Emily and Emily whispers a few things into Misses Newell’s right ear before walking into the living room and setting the heavy black trash bag down and turning back around so to get ready to walk back to her vehicle to get the rest of the stuff to bring into Misses Newell’s living room.) As soon as Emily’s sister Misses Newell got both Jackie and Tommy, occupied, she went out to the suburban and then brought the rest of their things in before talking with Misses Newell while standing near the front door about the details of their disposals.
Then Emily left without saying good-bye to Jackie and Tommy since it was already hard enough as it was……she couldn’t bare to say her final good-byes…..so she just left.

Misses Newell then got both Jackie and Tommy’s things taken outside to the porch and left everything there next to the daycare trash can until it was time  to do a load or two in their new incinerator barrel and the old burn barrel.
Misses Newell then went over to Jackie to check her diaper to see if it needed to be changed. It was a little bit wet so she coaxed Emily over to a spot on the floor where she started unfastening the tapes, taking her slightly wet disposable diaper off. 

Jackie: Where did my mommy go?

Misses Newell: She left already.

Jackie: She didn’t say good-bye to me.

Misses Newell: I know sweetie, I know….it was….hard for her to leave you two here. She also know that if she didn’t just leave, that it would take too long for you two to just adjust to staying here with your uncle and I…..

Jackie: Mommy told Tommy that she didn’t want him and I any more….and that you and uncle Newell are going to decide what to do with us…..have you decided what you are going to do with us yet?

Misses Newell: unfortunately…yes…..I have…..I am going to throw you and your brother away after naptime this afternoon.

Jackie: Throw us…away!!! You mean…like…in the trash????

Misses Newell: Yes honey….after everyone gets their diapers changed, when I take all of the wet and dirty diapers to the daycare trash can, I will take one of you too and the other will go into our kitchen trash compactor until it’s time to take the trash out. I don’t like doing this any more than you like having to go through….this…but…..your mommy and daddy paid me lots of money to do this and your aunty and uncle need this money.

Jackie: So…my brother and I are…..garbage now????

Misses Newell: YES! Unfortunately….that is what you and your brother are now….

Jackie: What do you DO with all of the dirty diapers????

Misses Newell: WELL, when the trash can gets full, your aunty burns the diapers and trash in our new incinerator barrel in the backyard.

Jackie: YOU…are going to……BURN us and all of the diapers???? What is going to happen to all of our…CLEAN disposable diapers our….cloth diapers, all of our clothes and what about our stuffed animals?????

Misses Newell: (finishing Jackie’s diaper change) EVERYTHING your mommy brought here…is going into the burn barrel too…EVERY…THING! Now…go get your brother…he needs a diaper change too….

Misses Newell folds Jackie’s semi wet disposable diaper over without rolling it up and sets it on the floor and then as Tommy toddles over to Misses Newell, wearing the thick, bulky, crinkly disposable diaper that his mom gave him, Misses Newell helps Tommy lay onto his back so that she can start unfastening the tapes of his diaper to start his diaper change. Once Misses Newell opens and lays Tommy’s diaper flat, she notices that his diaper isn’t wet at all yet. She decides to change it anyhow….to try and use up some more of their diapers before they both were going to be disposed of.
Misses Newell lift’s Tommy’s butt and then slides the diaper out from under him and then she folds the clean and still dry diaper with lots of baby powder in it, over next to the one that Emily had been wearing, then she reached into Tommy’s pack of Pampers diapers and then opens the new one up and then she lift’s Tommy’s butt up again and then slides the new Pampers under him. Then she takes out the baby powder and uses a lot of it in Tommy’s diaper before she pulls the front up and fastens the tapes. Then she reaches back into Tommy’s diaper bag and takes out one of the youth sized ABU Space diapers and then opens it up, then….she puts three thick booster pads/diaper doublers into the space diaper before she lift’s Tommy’s Pampered butt up and slides the thick, fluffy, bulky Space diaper under him and then she puts him down into it before pulling the fhe front of the thick, crinkly diaper up and fastening the tapes.

Misses Newell: Sorry about the diapers being so…thick and all, but…I don’t want you to leak on anything….so I put a Pampers diaper on under this thicker diaper…..and I will check and or change you again in about two hours…..now…how about you go watch The Lion King…with your sister and the others….OK? Would you like anything to…drink?

Tommy: Yes aunty….I’d like some…..apple juice…please…I’m thirsty.

Misses Newell: Sure sweetie. 

Misses Newell goes back to the kitchen, puts the apple juice away and takes the white 2% milk out and then fills her bottle with it. Then she puts the milk away and then takes Jackie’s bottle to her and give it to her.

Misses Newell: Once the movie is over, it will be nap-time…..then it will be time to go play outside for a bit until lunch time. 


Misses Newell hears a bunch of moaning and groaning in opposition and disappointment from every one of the babies including Jackie and Tommy. 

The movie ends just after 10:00 am and most of the babies in Misses Newell’s care have already fallen asleep and their bottles or pacifiers have fallen out of their mouths as they breathe deeply in and out, in a deep state of sleep. Misses Newell just gently picks them up and carries them each and puts them into one of the playpens for naptime. The toddlers that are still awake, are helped into the other playpens and given bottles of warm milk and soon they too fall to sleep. Jackie is the last one to be put into one of the remaining playpens for her naptime.

Jackie: After naptime is over…..will it be….time to throw me away????

Misses Newell: Yes, it will. After I get done changing everyone’s diapers, it will be time to dispose of you and the dirty diapers.

Jackie: Which one of us will get to go into the daycare trash and which one of us will go into the kitchen thing?

Misses Newell: You mean the compactor? Your brother is going into the compactor and YOU…are going into the daycare trash can outside on our back porch.

Misses Newell leans into the playpen a little and starts to unfasten the buttons in the crotch in Jackie’s old, stained up, slightly holey onesie and then once the last snap is unfastened, she begins to take it off. Once the onesie is off, misses Newell takes it over to the pile of wet and dirty diapers and drops it. Then she goes over to Tommy and takes his old baby blue, stained, slightly holey old t-shirt off and then tosses It onto the pile before she bends down, gathers up ALL of the diapers and the two onesies and then she carries it all to the white trash can near the back door that is getting fuller and fuller, almost ready to be emptied.

Jackie: HEY! What are you DOING with my ONESIE????

Misses Newell: It’s trash baby….it’s being thrown away.

Jackie: NOOO! I LOVE that one!


Misses Newell: You won’t be needing it any more where you are going anyhow. TOUGH! It’s going into the trash now, where you two will be going in two hours. 























More to cum soon……

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